Post by Steven Brody, CEO on May 30, 2020 13:03:20 GMT -8
She was amused by this. A Korean Brit being the next United States champion. It just sounded too delicious not to happen. She had asked to have herself an introduction session on the show but was denied. If it wasn’t for Angel she would commit vehicular manslaughter again.
As she paced, she caught a glint in the mirror, it was as if the glass was bending in on itself, time was being enveloped by some sinister force. As she peered at the hole imploding in the center she thought to how she had made a name for herself around the world, among her peers and how she had been a name synonymous with her right foot and deathmatch victories yet she always had that demoness within her. She was never free but now more than ever she would need to face this new frontier alone.
The mirror imploded and staring back at Melissa was the form of a dragon. She smiled at its huge head and nuzzled her face into it until the dragon changed, now staring back at her was the form of her wife Angel Kusanagi.
Maki: The hell?
Maki was not amused.
Maki: This another trick, Daniela?
Silence.
The end of everything.
Maki: Fine. I do not have time for your games.
She was angry at this intrusion.
Maki: I have to go out and defeat the Dragon, some gaming chick, the chance of a river, Really Arly Kirk, a chubby Yama, a disco queen, some casted out angel which is pretty much the same as you, one of the Olsen twins, an historical buff, a bounty hunter and someone from Tahiti!
The mirror bent inwards again and the face of Maki stared back at her, this time with black ooze escaping from her mouth and blood pouring out of the eye sockets.
Daniela: So many souls to reap, dear vessel. So many souls to torture for eternity. Do not fail us. We gave you and the faux Angel a promise to stay away but you have been whoring yourself to her in bars and clubs no less. You disgusting degenerate! We will take over and win and drag them to hell with us. Oh my pretty, so vexed, so upset and yet so pathetic. Let us out. We will win it for you.
She pondered the words of the demoness for a split second. Having a demon in your corner is pretty good place to be in a battle royal but no! She cannot let her out for when she succumbs she falls in that dark place where there is no time, no light, just nothingness.
Maki: No one expects me to win, Daniela. No one. I was once the cream of the wrestling world, winning championships wherever I went. Now I barely get a mention on a freakin’ pre-show. It is time to show all those hapless primadonnas why Maki is a household name and why failure is not an option!
Maki jumps in the air and Makihouse kicks the mirror but unfortunately the mirror splinters into many fragments and she ducks down. It is high time she showed these morons why she is the New Frontier of wrestling today!
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Pre-show Match
Battle Royal for a United States Championship Opportunity at Trauma 21
The second the bell rang to start the Battle Royal, it would be a massive understatement to say that “all hell broke loose.” Competitors all just rushed a random target and punches started flying and tensions built during the approach to this rumble ended up boiling to a head. First elimination was made by Mikhail Reinhardt as he tossed Debby Haze over the top rope, then Runa Olson as she attempted to catch him from behind but the big German had no qualms, blasting her with a forearm and throwing her out by a handful of her hair. He stepped back, however and was caught by Mai Blackman who yanked him up off his feet into a violent shoot throw suplex, slamming him into the mat with impressive strength, size comparisons considered. Arley Kirk and Dokueki were the next two eliminations, happening at the same time as Arley got Dokueki on the ropes and dove right into her with a flying lariat, sending both women over the top rope and to the floor. As the two made it up to their feet, they started a shoving match back and forth, jawjacking at each other and the fists started flying again. As the match continued inside the ring, Arley Kirk and Dokueki continued brawling on their way to the backstage area.Pre-show Match
Battle Royal for a United States Championship Opportunity at Trauma 21
Back inside the ring, Mikhail Reinhardt took issue with Mai Blackman’s suplex earlier and the two had paired off, trading shots in a corner. Meanwhile, the fans were treated to a power struggle between River Chance and Masami Nishikiyama as the two powerhouses laid into each other with hard shots. They were struggling by the ropes with Masami working on eliminating River when Cali-Kate ran over and flipped them both out of the ring. Meanwhile, between Blackman and Reinhardt, the big German was laying into the ex-Marine with forearms, having her on the ropes. As he stepped back and rushed in for a clothesline to knock her out, however, Mai dropped down and pulled the bottom rope down, sending Mikhail over and onto the apron. He managed to hang on but as he got up, Mai stepped away from the ropes and turned to see Trenton Page coming in for a superkick. Mai juked out of the way, causing Trenton to nail Mikhail with the kick and knock him off the apron!
Further eliminations took place as Graham Baker eliminated River Chance, Trenton Page eliminated Graham Baker, and Tahti Kuu eliminated Masami Nishikiyama. The final four ended up being Cali-Kate, Tahti Kuu, Maki and Mai Blackman. Once the match became a fatal fourway, the pair offs were Tahti Kuu and Mai Blackman, then Cali-Kate and Maki. Tahti and Mai brawled for a bit before Tahti scored the elimination, hitting a hurricanrana that took Mai over the ropes and to the floor. Before she could get back into the ring however, Mai grabbed her by the foot and yanked her off to the floor, technically eliminating her as well. The two women started getting into it, similar to Dokueki and Arley Kirk before referees came to break them up. This left Cali-Kate and Maki as the final two. The two had a good one on one exchange for almost five minutes, absolutely exhausting each other until they both ended up fighting on the apron, trading forearms back and forth. Cali-Kate went for a superkick to Maki which clipped her in the chin, swaying her a bit as she held onto the top rope. As Cali-Kate held on as well, looking exhausted, Maki struck back as she pivoted on one foot, going from facing the inside of the ring to facing the crowd as she came around and delivered a half-modified Makihouse Kick square to Kate’s jaw! The impact SNAPPED, Kate’s eyes rolled back and she toppled off of the apron. The referees registered her fall just seconds before Maki also collapsed and fell to the floor. In the end, though, it was deemed that Maki had won the battle royale and will go onto Trauma #21 to face the United States Champion!!
Winner: Maki
Result: Last Competitor Standing
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Crowd
NFW! NFW! NFW! NFW! NFW! NFW! NFW! NFW! NFW!
Call the doctor!
Trillion Dollar loser!
The Aviator will rule the Trauma!
Cosplay King owns House Crowley!
Ready Player 1!
King of the F’ing world!
Rock and Roll 4ever!
Erin and Brownwyn can be Devious with me!
Result: Last Competitor Standing
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Subscribe Now For Only $7.99/Month And Get:
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- Access to our NFW Video Vault!
ORDER NOW!
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“WHERE CAN I WATCH ALL ACCESS?”
Stream NFW anywhere on your smartphone, tablet, laptop, desktop computer, PS4 or XBox One!
NFW VIDEO VAULT
Subscribe to NFW All Access and gain access to our archive of classic matches dating back to the early days of FWF and EFW - the two promotions that merged together to become NFW!
Open the vault and watch classic matches of NFW legends like Scott Leroux, Judas Lasher, The Army of Darkness, the House of Payne, Solomon Rex, the Shinsen Kai and of course, the late, great “Easy V” Vlad Blackheart.
NEW SUBSCRIPTION OFFER
New subscribers will get their first month 100% absolutely FREE!
New members will also receive an NFW t-shirt of their choice. Sign up now and we’ll send you a shirt for your favorite NFW superstar! Tag team and stable shirts available as well!
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Crowd
NFW! NFW! NFW! NFW! NFW! NFW! NFW! NFW! NFW!
Call the doctor!
Trillion Dollar loser!
The Aviator will rule the Trauma!
Cosplay King owns House Crowley!
Ready Player 1!
King of the F’ing world!
Rock and Roll 4ever!
Erin and Brownwyn can be Devious with me!
Andrew Payne: What’s going on everyone! Welcome to Saturday night Trauma! We are live here in Chicago, Illinois. 2,000 people here at the NFW Collision Center ready for episode 16!
Miranda Augustino:: And we’re just two weeks away from our next Trauma exclusive event, Manifest Destiny!
Andrew Payne: Manifest Destiny is going to be amazing, but we need to get through tonight first, Mir.
Miranda Augustino: Tonight is going to be off the charts. Kitten is going to be out here tonight and I’m so excited!
Andrew Payne: Chill, Miranda. But enough of us, let’s get to the action!
Anton Crowley: ... was pathetic. You all failed not only me but him as well.
The other members of House Crowley cringed and cowered away from Anton.
Anton Crowley: You’re lucky I don’t just send you all back to him with your failure.
Anton takes a deep breath and exhales slowly.
Iscariot XIII: Sir…
Anton Crowley: What?!
Iscariot XIII: Your lady is here Sir.
Iscariot XIII pointed over Anton’s shoulder. Anton turns and sees Kate approaching. A slight grin upturns the corner of his mouth. He turns back to the others.
Anton Crowley: Leave us. And make sure everything is ready for tonight. If you screw this up, it will be your last mistake. Now, go.
The House Crowley members nod as they turn and leave. Anton turns to Kate, a smile spreading across his face.
Anton Crowley: Hello, Love. You are in a good mood.
Cali-Kate:I did my best in that battle royale. The results are gonna speak for themselves in the long run. Still dealing with my thorn in your side good cosplay buddy?
Miranda Augustino:: And we’re just two weeks away from our next Trauma exclusive event, Manifest Destiny!
Andrew Payne: Manifest Destiny is going to be amazing, but we need to get through tonight first, Mir.
Miranda Augustino: Tonight is going to be off the charts. Kitten is going to be out here tonight and I’m so excited!
Andrew Payne: Chill, Miranda. But enough of us, let’s get to the action!
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The scene comes up backstage with Kate walking with a slight bounce in her step. She seems to be looking around for something. She sees it up ahead and the camera turns to see Anton gathered with House Crowley. Though no voices could be heard right away it was obvious that Anton was berating the other members of House Crowley. As the camera draws closer Anton’s voice is finally picked up.Anton Crowley: ... was pathetic. You all failed not only me but him as well.
The other members of House Crowley cringed and cowered away from Anton.
Anton Crowley: You’re lucky I don’t just send you all back to him with your failure.
Anton takes a deep breath and exhales slowly.
Iscariot XIII: Sir…
Anton Crowley: What?!
Iscariot XIII: Your lady is here Sir.
Iscariot XIII pointed over Anton’s shoulder. Anton turns and sees Kate approaching. A slight grin upturns the corner of his mouth. He turns back to the others.
Anton Crowley: Leave us. And make sure everything is ready for tonight. If you screw this up, it will be your last mistake. Now, go.
The House Crowley members nod as they turn and leave. Anton turns to Kate, a smile spreading across his face.
Anton Crowley: Hello, Love. You are in a good mood.
Cali-Kate:I did my best in that battle royale. The results are gonna speak for themselves in the long run. Still dealing with my thorn in your side good cosplay buddy?
Anton wraps an arm around Kate’s waist and takes a deep breath. He slowly exhales through his nose as he nods.
Anton Crowley: Yes I am, Love. I figured my guys would do their job and keep this from happening. But I will end this tonight. Please do not think less of me after tonight.
Kate shakes her head with a smirk and rubs her hand gently across his face.
Cali-Kate: Just leave enough of him so that I can still swap some cosplay ideas okay?
Kate blinks to the side a bit.
Cali-Kate: Vu-jà-dé? I think we had this discussion before.
Anton nods.
Anton Crowley: Yes I believe we have. And I will, Love. I don’t plan on doing anything terrible. But we both know how things can go in the heat of the moment.
Anton gently places a kiss on Kate’s forehead.
Anton Crowley: I find it pleasing that we are both poised to be champions in our own right here in NFW soon.
Kate lifts her Wildcard briefcase and smiles at it.
Cali-Kate: That time is coming.
Anton Crowley: And House Crowley has a shot at the Tag Titles whenever we choose to take it. But first, I have to get through tonight. Come help me finish getting ready?
Kate nodded and Anton took her free hand. They turned and walked off towards Anton’s lockerroom.
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The camera shifts backstage where Amy Connors is surrounded by the hyped up, energetic quartet of the Super Bitch Squad. Kaede is, of course, dressed to the T in an expensive woman’s suit with a short skirt that hugs her figure, as does her blazer. She’s either wearing a low cut top underneath it or she’s just in a bra. It’s hard to tell, but she’s definitely playing the provocative business woman role. With her, Kayako Kazama and Masami Nishikiyama are in their Japanese high school style track suits while Yuka Hirata is in her hoodie and ring gear with her head phones bumping some loud music in her ears. The manager and two non-competitors seem very pumped for their teammate about to fight for a title as Amy Connors tries to get Kaede’s attention.Amy Connors: Hello ladies and gentlemen! Amy Connors here with SBS--
Kayako Kazama: ESSU BEE ESSU! WE ARE SOOPAH BADDU BEECHES!!! HAAAAAIIII!!! GO YUKA-CHAAAAAN!!!
Amy smiles emphatically but also looks a little uncomfortable around the rowdy team.
Amy Connors: Ms. Tanabe?
Kaede Tanabe: Oh please, call me Kaede, love.
Kaede looks taken aback as she looks Amy over in shock and disgust.
Kaede Tanabe: Good heavens! Who the fuck did your hair and makeup? Where’d you get that outfit?
Amy Connors: Uhhh JC Penny and...I did…?
Kaede cringes and puts a hand on Amy’s shoulder.
Kaede Tanabe: Connors-san, we must talk about that. Let me hook you up some time, okay? You look like a fucking Kabukicho hostess.
Amy Connors looks...confused? Not sure if she should even be offended or not.
Amy Connors: Uhh...alright then. So! Your team member here, Yuka Hirata, is set to face Super Tiger in just a few moments for the Luchacore Championship. Now, this is more to her than just a title match, yes? I understand this is a career goal.
Kaede Tanabe: Ahh, why yes! We all have goals we aspire to achieve. Not all of us do, sadly. However, such is not the case with Yuka-chan. She wishes to be a singles champion before she turns twenty years old. So she shall, because whatever we put our minds to, we do it and after tonight, Super Tiger can kiss that title goodbye for good! Oh and I do mean for good.
Amy Connors: Are you saying that, should Yuka win the championship tonight, she will deny Super Tiger the chance for a rematch?
Kaede laughs, tapping her index fingers together.
Kaede Tanabe: Ohhh honey honey! Of course not! However, should Super Tiger wish to stake her rematch clause against Yuka-chan, it will be on SBS’ terms and SBS’ choice of venue. Yuka-chan will not be forced to defend it in a company full of gaijin fans that boo someone of her talent so mercilessly. A company that didn’t even book her when we toured our home country in February and went to Tokyo; her hometown! She will not be forced to defend it in New Frontier Wrestling because this will be the last time you ungrateful pieces of shit see a member of SBS wrestling under the New Frontier banner!
Yuka seems to hear a little of what’s going on and lifts her head, moving one of her ear phones off her ear.
Amy Connors: Wait, what? Uhh...sorry, Kaede, but...are you saying, SBS is leaving NFW?
Yuka Hirata snatches the microphone out of her hand and pulls her headset down around her neck.
Yuka Hirata: What’s she saying is this! We came here last year, looking to make a name for ourselves. We put our hearts out there and we challenged the best there was; The Iron Maidens - Marissa and Morgan Payne. We challenged them and LeeAnn Viskan because we wanted to test ourselves outside of Japan. We did not win but we gave our all. Still, you motherfuckers laughed at us from the crowd! We heard the whispers in the back. ‘What are they thinking? Challenging the daughters of the McKeesport Mafia? Are they stupid?’ No. Not stupid. Aspirational. We wanted to show, win or lose, that we could hang. We did. We still got mocked for it. So we returned home to train harder.
Yuka Hirata pauses, taking a breath like she’s on the verge of tears. She wipes her mouth as she stares into the camera and exhales, shakily.
Yuka Hirata: We came back. We were better. So we tried it again. Step up to the baddest team on the roster. Bloody Fairytale. We fought our asses off for YOU people watching! Yeah, we didn’t capture the Tag Team titles. We still put on a show and what did we get? Laughed at again. Well, I am sick - and fucking - tired of it! All I ever wanted to be was a Joshi and I get laughed out of arenas for my hard work! My friends get laughed out of arenas for their hard work!
Behind her, Kayako looks serious now, even a little sad. Masami Nishikiyama looks somber but she reaches forward to touch Yuka’s shoulder. Yuka sighs and squeezes her friend’s hand before continuing.
Yuka Hirata: So this is how it’s going to go down. Tomorrow is the last day of SBS’ contract with NFW. Tonight, I am going to kick the motherfucking shit out of the Super Tiger. I am going to take her belt and when we leave this company that doesn’t want us, *I* am leaving with the Luchacore Championship in my hands! I’ll defend it as a free agent and I will show you exactly what the fuck this little bitch from Kabukicho is made of! Super Tiger! If you’re watching this from the locker room - and I hope you are - get up off your ass, bring MY title to the ring and let’s fucking do this, because the only way you’re gonna retain that title tonight is if you literally fucking kill me!
Yuka tosses the microphone up over her head and storms off towards the Gorilla position. Amy Connors barely catches it as the rest of SBS follows after her. The backstage interviewer looks stunned and...almost a little sympathetic as we cut back to ringside.
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Opening Match
Luchacore Championship
Yuka Hirota vs Super Tiger
Opening Match
Luchacore Championship
Yuka Hirota vs Super Tiger
Thea Crawford: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Luchacore Championship!
At the 0:15 mark, when the lyrics start, Yuka Hirata steps out through the curtain. She shakes her fists at her sides, bobbing her lowered head to the music as she comes to stand in the center of the stage. Right behind her are Masami Nishikiyama and Kayako Kazama. Masami throws up her hands, pointing with both index fingers down towards Yuka as she nods to the crowd. Kayako bounces around, waving to the audience and pointing excitedly at Yuka.
Yuka goes to her knees, performing a very brief Wai Kru. Then, at the 0:37 mark of the song, she slams her fists down on the stage and pops up onto her feet with a yell. Pyro goes off, causing Kayako to jump in alarm and Yuka starts storming towards the ring, ready for a fight.
Thea Crawford: "Making her way to the ring is the challenger! Being accompanied by Kaede Tanabe, Masami Nishikiyama and Kayako Kazama! From Tokyo, Japan!! She represents the Super Bitch Squad! YUUUUKA HIIIIIIIIRATAAAAAAA!!"
On the way down the ramp, she chastises the audience, pointing to herself and dismissively waving them off. (Alternatively: if she is in Japan she high fives and fist bumps fans along the way). Upon reaching the ring, Yuka picks up into a jog and hops up, sliding sideways under the bottom rope and rolling to her feet. She paces the ring as Masami and Kayako enter the ring with her before the three of them come to the center. They stick their hands in, overlapping one another and perform their team chant. Afterwards, Masami gives Yuka a slap on the back and a fist bump. Kayako gives her an excited hug. Yuka then removes her entrance haori, folds it and hands it to Kayako who takes it with a deep bow. Yuka then removes her towel from over her neck and wipes any perspiration from her face before Masami takes it and the two leave her to her corner. Depending on if she is first in the ring or not, Yuka watches the stage with a cold, focused scowl.
Thea Crawford: Her opponent….
Thea Crawford: "Making her way to the ring..."
☆SUPER TIGER☆ steps through the curtain and into the spotlight on the stage, wearing one of her Super Tiger masks and a long black PVC trench coat, a determined look on her face broken only by the grin she wears due to the audiences reaction.
Thea Crawford: "From Lake Fenton, Michigan..."
☆SUPER TIGER☆ makes her way down the ramp now, stopping in front of a small boy or girl before taking the mask off her face, to reveal a second one underneath and placing the first one on the child's head and taking a picture with them.
Thea Crawford: "She is one half of Kawaii Trash Pandas GO!..."
☆SUPER TIGER☆ dives into the ring under the bottom rope, spinning in a circle as fans lob orange and black streamers up into the ring from the first row. The young girl is laughing as she twirls, hopping up and down with the music.
Thea Crawford: "The Luchacore Champion...☆SUPER TIGER☆!!!!"
The girl leaps up onto the second turnbuckle, a grin still on her face as she looks out across the audience, nodding her head with the music. She turns and drops down, making her way to the center of the ring and facing the hard cam, holding up both fists toward the camera and shouting "HAI GRRRRL!" along with the fans in attendance.
~DING DING DING~
The ref calls for the bell and the action starts right away with both women coming in with flying kicks that both take each other off their feet. Yuka recovers one second ahead of Super Tiger and swings in with a swinging elbow that catches Super Tiger’s temple off the bat. Super Tiger is dazed as she tries to recover, but Yuka is back on the attack as she locks in an armbar quickly. Super Tiger is in the hold all of two seconds before she rolls herself through and reverses the pressure on Yuka. Yuka scrambles herself out and rolls from the ring. Super Tiger doesn’t stop though as she hops the ropes and comes off with a springboard moonsault trying to pin Yuka outside the ring. It gets a one count before Yuka kicks out. Super Tiger brings Yuka to her feet and the two start to brawl, trading punches until Yuka parkours herself off the barrier separating ringside from the audience and catches Super Tiger with a toe kick to the face. Super Tiger falls, Yuka covers, but it’s still a one count.
Yuka is not fazed by it. She checks under the ring and pulls out a small assortment of weapons: kendo sticks, a sledgehammer, a couple trash cans and a table which she sets up. Super Tiger shakes off her cobwebs as Yuka hops on the table and launches herself looking for a double knee strike. Super Tiger barely dodges and Yuka has to roll through her landing. Taking a three point stance, Yuka rushes Super Tiger but Super Tiger sends Yuka over the table. It’s Super Tiger’s turn to show off her athleticism as she hops the ring apron and comes down on Yuka with a dropkick. Yuka staggers and Super Tiger dropkicks her one more time, sending Yuka back into the steps.
Yuka is stunned and Super Tiger goes to press her advantage. Bringing Yuka up, the only slightly smaller Super Tiger, hits a dragon suplex pinning combo. This gets a two count as Yuka kicks out again. Super Tiger stands and Yuka tries to rush Super Tiger, but once again she is dodged and Yuka ends up eating the corner post. WIth Yuka out of it, Super Tiger fires up the crowd and sets Yuka on the apron with her legs around the post. On the other side, Super TIger locks in a Figure Four combination. Yuka screams in pain, but refuses to submit. Her struggling loosens Super Tiger’s grip unwittingly. With her locked leg free now, Yuka kicks Super TIger’s abs and forces Super Tiger to break the hold. Super Tiger rolls in the ring while Yuka balances on the ring apron. When Super Tiger gets to her feet she sees Yuka is in a prime position to be knocked into the table. Unfortunately, Yuka sees it coming and pulls down the ropes, Super Tiger is the one landing on the table. The table wavers, but doesn’t give. Yuka screams out as she bounces off the ropes herself and hits a senton that sends both women through the table.
Super Tiger rolls in pain, but Yuka manages to her feet, grabbing one of the kendo sticks and slapping it across Super Tiger’s back and abs, whatever she exposes. Super Tiger retreats a bit and Yuka tosses her hair back and the kendo stick to the ground. While Super Tiger is getting distance, Yuka goes under the ring to pull out a ladder. Yuka carries the ladder as Super Tiger tries to make her way up the ramp. Yuka charges Super Tiger and knocks her down with the ladder. Yuka drops the ladder and goes back for a garbage can. Super Tiger is barely moving as Yuka slams Super Tiger a couple times with the garbage can. Super Tiger tries to roll out of the way, but Yuka is persistent. Finally, Yuka gets Super Tiger on her feet and looks to set up Kirisute Gomen, but Super Tiger fights out. Firing on all cylinders, Super Tiger shoots off blow after blow and finally finishes it off with a slingblade that sprawls Yuka. Super Tiger is too tired to capitalize though.
She has to rest a bit which gives just enough time for Yuka to stir. Yuka gets on her knees and Super Tiger picks up the garbage can and shoves it on Yuka. The somewhat crushed can almost makes a perfect fit. Super Tiger launches a couple strikes at the tightest points and the can drives itself into Yuka’s body. Finally Yuka falls off the ramp to the small break between the ramp and the barrier and the can falls off her. Super Tiger backs up and gets a running start to do a modified dive into Yuka that sends both over the barrier. In the audience both women stand and brawl. Yuka barely manages to take the advantage as Super Tiger still fires effective shots at Yuka’s abs. They make their way around and over another barrier goes Super Tiger when Yuka clotheslines her over. Yuka quickly hops on the barrier and hits a flying leg drop on Super Tiger. The pin is only a two count.
Super Tiger and Yuka are both drained. Yuka only manages to get to her feet with support from the barrier. She stumbles away and back to the ladder. Super Tiger is on her hands and knees as Yuka slowly makes her way up the ramp and to the stage. Yuka sets up the ladder above Super Tiger, but Super Tiger shows she has more left in the tank as she hops on to the stage. Both women stare each other down a moment. Yuka swings first, but is blocked. Super Tiger swings, she is blocked. THey trade and trade until Super Tiger gets in a kick to the gut. She backs up looking for There and Back Again, but Yuka scouts it and catches Super Tiger. With a takedown normally reserved for mat work, Yuka tosses Super Tiger unceremoniously off the stage and into the pit. Yuka smiles and points to the ladder and signals the end. She climbs the ladder. Super TIger still has not moved. At the top of the ladder Yuka screams and launches herself in a splash. She comes down hard on Super Tiger and hooks the leg earning the three count.
~DING DING DING~
Thea Crawford: Here is your winner and NEEEEEWWWWW LUCHACORE CHAMPION!!!! YUKA...HIRATA!!!!
Andrew Payne: Holy hell she did it! The 19 year old girl with a dream has done it!!
Miranda Augustino: I gotta give it to her, Andy! Gotta give it to both of them! Damn awesome way to start off Manifest Destiny!!!
As “Stuck On Me” plays throughout the arena, the referee hands the beaten and battered Yuka Hirata the Luchacore Title. She takes it with shaky hands, tears running down her face from sheer emotion. The rest of SBS hit the ring to help the new champion up, leaving Yuka to lean against Masami as she raises the title in her other hand. When she’s able to stand on her own, the quartet turns towards Super Tiger as she slowly gets to her feet. Things look tense for a second as SBS loom in front of her but Yuka motions Kayako and Masami back as she steps forward. Face to face with Super Tiger, Yuka lays the belt down between them, drops to her knees and bows to the floor. Immediately wrought with emotion herself, Super Tiger collapses to her knees and pulls Yuka into a warm hug.
Andrew Payne: Alright! There we go!
Miranda Augustino: Hell yeah!
Super Tiger can be seen giving words to Yuka as the new champion sobs happily. The masked Joshi then pulls Yuka to her feet, picks up the belt and proceeds to strap it on the girl’s waist herself. She then raises Yuka’s arm up and points to her, leading the audience in around of applause then before leaving the ring to her to celebrate.
Winner: Yuka Hirota (NEW CHAMPION)
Result: Pinfall
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Backstage in a locker room sits the NFW Undisputed Champion Emelie Sanclemente, wearing her new normal gear, but not with her typical jovial look. She sits on a couch, one hand holding her head up. Her face wears a look of disdain as she looks at the camera for a second before taking a deep breath through her nose.
Emelie Sanclemente: What exactly makes me a coward? One week where I chose not to wrestle a tag team match with the person who wants to take my title, and against my friend and fellow champion? Or the fact that that week was the exception and not the rule, and that every show I'm on I fight like heck to win and show why I'm your Undisputed Champion? What exactly makes me a weak link? The fact that not every single tweet I make is about being Undisputed Champion? Or the fact that since WarGames, I've literally not been pinned or made to tap out? What exactly makes me anything other than a worthy Undisputed Champion? The fact that a thirst trap who confuses recess with hard work and queendom with squalor says so? Or the fact that no one believes her in edgewise?
Sanclemente rises from the couch, placing her Undisputed Championship on her right shoulder. She takes another deep breath, still trying to fully compose herself.
Emelie Sanclemente: This spiel comes from a place of frustration and anger. I've been called a few things recently: coward, weak link, unworthy as champion. I put on a brave face and take the high road, moving on in the process usually, but not this week. If I were really as unworthy of a champion as some claim me to be, I'd have handed Sela this title the night she initially attacked me and staked her claim to it, or I'd have mailed it back to the NFW front office after disappearing off the face of the earth. That's the coward's way out. That's what a weak link does.
Emelie gives the camera a look as if to say, "isn't it obvious?"
Emelie Sanclemente: But what did I do? I took things week by week. I saved my anger and my frustration for when we were to face each other, because I had other things that needed to be done before I got here. I had other things to set up. Attacking me when I was just trying to help out a friend? That's the act of a coward, no matter how you spin it. You losing to a member of the Pretty Committee? That's what happens to a weak link. Continually referring to yourself as a queen when you lack the hardware or the followers to back up your claim? That tells me you're unworthy of being champion, and it tells me that you don't take me seriously: the very thing I'm trying to prove wrong.
The champion laughs a little out of frustration before stopping herself.
Emelie Sanclemente: N-now, now... I'm aware of what happens to me should I lose after this. I look like a chump, I prove my naysayers right, I fail my friends and those who look up to me, and you hold the top title on Trauma. Just know that's your fate should you lose tonight, Sela. My words may be a double-edge, but all that means is it can slice either of us into a million pieces... and trust me when I say that I refuse to get cut while walking on this fine line.
The mini-Zatanna look-alike leans into the camera and gives a little smirk...
Emelie Sanclemente: At the risk of sounding cliche? Playtime is done, and it's time to get back to work.
...before leaning back and walking out of the locker room, wrapping her title around her waist.
The arena lights slowly fade out. The crowd murmurs as they anticipate what is to come. The electronic organ intro to “Remember Me (FESTER Remix)” by Code: Pandorum starts up. A red spotlight illuminates the figure of Anton Crowley standing on the ramp. The hood of his entrance cloak is pulled up over his head, keeping his face in shadows.
The bass drop of the song hits and Anton slowly starts to walk to the ring, the red spotlight following him. The crowd shows their lack of appreciation, some might call it hate, as he walks down the entrance ramp. He just smirks and continues his slow, methodical walk. He slowly climbs the steps as his entrance music fills the arena. He slowly walks along the apron and steps through the ropes.
Thea Crawford: Residing in Los Angeles, California! Weighing in at 215 pounds! He is the leader of House Crowley! The Demon Prince! ANTON...CROWLEY!!!
He makes his way to the center of the ring. He slowly raises his arms up and out from his sides. As he does the red spotlight fades and the arena lights raise. He throws the hood of his cloak back and smirks out at the crowd. As he makes his way to his corner he removes the cloak and places it on the ring apron.
Thea Crawford: And his opponent!
The strangely nostalgic tune of “Song of Storms” (Zelda Theme Remix) begins to resonate throughout the arena. It charms the audience to pay attention as Marcello Vitale makes his presence known, casually dancing to the light-hearted intro. He sways back and forth almost as if he’s floating along the stage, but suddenly the lights go out.
Navi’s cheerful “Hello!” and the beat of the music drops instantaneously! Pyros go off from the stage, multi-colored lights shine on Marcello, and theatrical fog trails down the ramp while he makes his way towards the ring. He tags a few hands along the way before he leaps onto the apron and ascends the nearest corner, staring out towards the fans as he receives a mostly-positive response of cheers.
Thea Crawford: From Florence, Italy, residing in Cape Town, New Jersey! Weighing in at 217 pounds! He is the Man of Many Faces! MARCELLO...VITALE!!!!
With a confident smirk, he embraces the remix of his music for a moment before he runs across the top rope and perches onto the other corner. This gets a wild response while he encourages flash photography with a stylish pose. Finally, he jumps down onto the mat and readies himself for the match.
~DING DING DING~
The match is underway and Anton Crowley and Marcello Vitale circle the mat, sizing each other up. As Marcello is cosplaying Ezio Auditore this evening, he feigns a couple of tie ups before dipping back to get a rise out of the Demon Prince by flashing a playful, boyish smile. Finally, the next time they go for a lockup, Marcello shoots in for a rear waistlock. Anton manages to twist around and catch him in a DDT hold but Marcello throws him back into a Northern Lights Suplex!
ONE!
T--
Anton kicks out and Marcello comes up, hits the ropes, runs past Anton, hits the ropes again and comes back towards him in the front and goes for a Penalty Kick. Anton lays back, the leg soaring over him then kips up to his feet and spins around. Marcello halts and the two find themselves at a standoff with the fans applauding both men’s athleticism. They circle up again and finally go into an official lockup. They jar for position with Marcello having the power advantage, pushing Anton back into the corner but Anton manages to twist their position around and reverse it, shoving Marcello into the corner and pressing in until the referee starts the 5 count for him to let go. Anton lifts his hands up in a clean break but immediately goes for a backhand chop that Marcello dips underneath, gets behind Anton and spins him around, beginning to lay into him with repeated hard rights.
Andrew Payne: Marcello Vitale’s been waiting for this night and he’s finally got it! Now he’s letting Anton Crowley have every damn bit of his frustration!
Miranda Augustino: Heeeey, now! Get him outta the corner, Marc!
Marcello repeats the right hands until the ref starts to warn him to let Anton out of the corner. Marcello grabs Anton into a headlock and hits a Running Bulldog, driving his face into the mat. He goes for another cover but Anton kicks out before the ref can even count 1 this time. Anton goes to sit up but as soon as he’s up on his knee, Marcello’s got him setup and he delivers a big Full Nelson Slam to the mat!!!! Anton lays rocked and Marcello hits the ropes, going for a springboard moonsault off the middle rope. Anton brings his knees up but Marcello scouts it and lands on his feet. In one quick fell swoop, Marcello leans over Anton, bites his thumb at the man and hits a jumping knee drop to his face which gets a pop out of the crowd for his ingenuity. Anton grabs at his face and rolls out of the ring to take a moment to himself. As he does, Marcello’s already sizing him up and he comes running across the ring, soaring over the top rope into an over the top rope Swanton that some fans of his cosplay base might refer to as the Leap Of Faith!
Miranda Augustino: HOLY SHIT!!! LOOK OUT BELOW!!!!
Andrew Payne: VITALE SOARS OVER THE TOP AND DIVE BOMBS LIKE AN EAGLE OUTTA THE SKY!!!!
Marcello pulls himself to his feet, getting the fans behind him as he moves to pick up Anton and drags him over to the apron. Marcello slams his opponent’s face into the apron first before hopping up onto the apron and runs in for a Penalty Kick to the face but Anton moves out of the way! The Demon Prince pulls off an impressive spinning back roundhouse kick and sweeps Marcello’s feet out from under him. Marcello’s feet go into the air and he crash lands onto the apron and to the floor, holding his back. The referee’s counting has already begun as Anton slides into the ring, leaving Marcello to writhe on the floor.
11!
12!
13!
14!
15!
Marcello stirs and starts hastily pulling himself up to his feet, finally making it back into the ring at 18! That drop to the apron did some damage, however and he’s slow to get up as Anton comes over and starts laying into him with kicks once he’s on his knees. Marcello still tries to fight back by throwing shots to the midsection of Anton as he started rising to his feet. Anton stopped his offense with a knee to the midsection and tossed Marcello over with an Exploder Suplex! Anton immediately grabs onto Marcello’s foot as he’s facing the center of the ring and throws on an ankle lock. Marcello grits his teeth, refusing to yell out in pain as he starts trying to find a way to the ropes. The fans start clapping slowly in rhythm, trying to pump the cosplay superstar up as he starts making the slow, struggling crawl to the ropes, dragging Anton a little even until he’s almost there and Anton wrenches back on the leg.
Andrew Payne: Marcello Vitale’s gotta make it to those ropes!
Miranda Augustino: Better do it fast! Papi knows those submissions!
Anton continues working on the ankle but Marcello finally reaches the ropes, causing the break but Anton holds on until 4. He lets Marcello start to pull himself up to his feet before grabbing him in a rear waistlock and immediately delivering a German Suplex. Anton holds on, however, and chains it together with a Saito Suplex! Anton still holds on and finishes the suplex combo off with an Olympic Suplex, slamming Marcello into the mat and going right for the pinfall.
ONE!
TWO!
Marcello manages a kickout! Anton sits up, fuming as he gets to his feet and pulls Marcello up by his hair. He sets Marcello up for The Fall - his bigger Backdrop Driver yet as he goes for the lift, Marcello manages to flip through it and land on his feet! He grabs Anton around the waist for his own German Suplex but Anton spins and catches him with a back elbow. This rocks Marcello and Anton turns around, unloading on him with a series of stiff palm strikes and kicks. LINGCHI!!! DEATH BY A THOUSAND CUTS!! Anton finishes the assault and Marcello stumbles back, dropping to a knee, clutching his chest which is chopped raw to this point. Anton rushes back to the corner and comes charging out to the dismay of the crowd! Going for the finish! AD STELLAM MATUTINAM!!! THE MORNING ST--NO!!! Marcello grits his teeth and explodes upward, side stepping out of the way. Anton spins around right into a kick to the midsection! Marcello grabs him and scoops him up, flips him around and NERD RAGE!!!! Cover!!
ONE!
TWO!
THRE--NO!!!!
Anton kicks out and rolls out of the ring, angrily, holding onto his neck. He storms over to the time keeper and grabs the man’s chair, snapping it closed. The referee slides out of the ring and confronts him, arguing with him about the use of weapons. Anton tries to step past the official but the ref is adamant about not letting Anton into the ring with a foreign object. Meanwhile, Marcello is surveying the situation and decides he can nail something. He hops up onto the turnbuckle across the ring. Fan’s know he’s going for Little Italy’s Kiss as he starts balance running along the top rope. He gets about halfway when all of a sudden a figure comes out of the audience, jumps onto the apron and shakes the rope, causing Marcello to drop down onto it. The figure is completely obscured, dressed in black Dickie pants, a House Crowley hoodie, black and white Chucks and a skull mouth bandana around their face.
Miranda Augustino: Whoa! Who the hell?!
Andrew Payne: Who the hell is this, now?! She just knocked Vitale down onto the rope! What’s she doing n--OHHH MAN!!! DID YOU HEAR THAT?!
Miranda Augustino: The hell was that?!
The figure pulls a blackjack from the pouch on their hoodie as Marcello remains straddling the top rope and BLASTS him across the face with it, knocking him into the ring. They immediately drop down off the apron and out of sight as Anton throws down the chair and slides into the ring. Marcello’s dazed on the mat as Anton slides in and cinches on IN OSTIUM INFEROS! The Entrance To Hell! He cinches it in tight, torquing the arm back but Marcello refuses to tap out so easily. The referee asks him over and over but Marcello just shakes his finger, and yells that he refuses to give up.
Andrew Payne: Marcello’s not gonna give up that easily!
Miranda Augustino: No, but Papi ain’t gonna give up that easy either!
Andrew Payne: I don’t like the look in Anton’s eyes, Mir!
Finally, Anton has had enough and that crazed look comes over him that we’ve only seen a couple times before and he puts all of his power into the Kimura Lock he’s got Marcello in. Suddenly, to the shock of the crowd, Marcello’s shoulder looks like it gives out and the man suddenly starts screaming and finally taps desperately at the mat. The referee immediately knows something is wrong and calls for the bell.
~DING DING DING~
Thea Crawford: Here is your winner, by submission! ANTON...CROWLEY!!!
Andrew Payne: Miranda, I think Marcello might be hurt! This is the guy you adore so much?!
Miranda Augustino: Well I mean...accidents happen sometimes, Andy! Maybe Papi gets carried away!
Andrew Payne: Carried away. Right. Who the hell is that person that interfered?! Look, there they are again.
The person from the crowd gets into the ring as Anton Crowley stands victorious to the booing crowd. He turns to the figure with a growing smirk on his face as the individual kneels before him on one knee, head bowed. Anton smiles and beckons them to stand and reveal themselves. The figure stands, head down still and pulls the bandana down from their face. They then pull back the hood of their House Crowley hoodie and look up at the crowd, garnering a surprised reaction.
Miranda Augustino: Whaaaaaat?! No way!
Andrew Payne: TIA SANTOS IS BACK!!!! THE MANAGER FOR HOUSE CROWLEY!!! WE HAVEN’T SEEN HER IN MONTHS!!!
Miranda Augustino: She’s different! Looks like she...I dunno. Not used to seeing here like...this.
Andrew Payne: Well she certainly made her presence known! She just cost Marcello Vitale the biggest match of his career! Maybe his career itself! His arm looks hurt!
The referee has the ring doctor in the ring now, looking at Marcello Vitale’s shoulder as Anton Crowley and Tia Santos stand in the center of the ring. Marcello is helped out of the ring as Tia grabs Anton’s wrist and raises his arm up to the booing crowd. The front row starts to throw trash in at the man as they let him know how they fell.
Crowd:
ASS-HOLE!
ASS-HOLE!
ASS-HOLE!
ASS-HOLE!
Andrew Payne: Well these Chicago fans are letting the Demon Prince have it.
Miranda Augustino: C’mon, now! Papi and Tia might wanna bounce outta there!
On cue, Anton and Tia do exit the ring and head up the ramp, with Anton relishing in his victory as we cut away.
Angel stands and starts hurling every weapon she can find, luckily hitting nobody but it's a close call. Angel grabs Griff by the hair and roughly hauls him to his feet before seizing him in a headlock and running full steam for the fence close to the entrance..Result: Pinfall
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Emelie Sanclemente: What exactly makes me a coward? One week where I chose not to wrestle a tag team match with the person who wants to take my title, and against my friend and fellow champion? Or the fact that that week was the exception and not the rule, and that every show I'm on I fight like heck to win and show why I'm your Undisputed Champion? What exactly makes me a weak link? The fact that not every single tweet I make is about being Undisputed Champion? Or the fact that since WarGames, I've literally not been pinned or made to tap out? What exactly makes me anything other than a worthy Undisputed Champion? The fact that a thirst trap who confuses recess with hard work and queendom with squalor says so? Or the fact that no one believes her in edgewise?
Sanclemente rises from the couch, placing her Undisputed Championship on her right shoulder. She takes another deep breath, still trying to fully compose herself.
Emelie Sanclemente: This spiel comes from a place of frustration and anger. I've been called a few things recently: coward, weak link, unworthy as champion. I put on a brave face and take the high road, moving on in the process usually, but not this week. If I were really as unworthy of a champion as some claim me to be, I'd have handed Sela this title the night she initially attacked me and staked her claim to it, or I'd have mailed it back to the NFW front office after disappearing off the face of the earth. That's the coward's way out. That's what a weak link does.
Emelie gives the camera a look as if to say, "isn't it obvious?"
Emelie Sanclemente: But what did I do? I took things week by week. I saved my anger and my frustration for when we were to face each other, because I had other things that needed to be done before I got here. I had other things to set up. Attacking me when I was just trying to help out a friend? That's the act of a coward, no matter how you spin it. You losing to a member of the Pretty Committee? That's what happens to a weak link. Continually referring to yourself as a queen when you lack the hardware or the followers to back up your claim? That tells me you're unworthy of being champion, and it tells me that you don't take me seriously: the very thing I'm trying to prove wrong.
The champion laughs a little out of frustration before stopping herself.
Emelie Sanclemente: N-now, now... I'm aware of what happens to me should I lose after this. I look like a chump, I prove my naysayers right, I fail my friends and those who look up to me, and you hold the top title on Trauma. Just know that's your fate should you lose tonight, Sela. My words may be a double-edge, but all that means is it can slice either of us into a million pieces... and trust me when I say that I refuse to get cut while walking on this fine line.
The mini-Zatanna look-alike leans into the camera and gives a little smirk...
Emelie Sanclemente: At the risk of sounding cliche? Playtime is done, and it's time to get back to work.
...before leaning back and walking out of the locker room, wrapping her title around her waist.
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Singles Match
Marcello Vitale vs Anton Crowley
Thea Crawford: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first!Singles Match
Marcello Vitale vs Anton Crowley
“I’m going to do it again and again
Until you make them remember!”
Until you make them remember!”
The bass drop of the song hits and Anton slowly starts to walk to the ring, the red spotlight following him. The crowd shows their lack of appreciation, some might call it hate, as he walks down the entrance ramp. He just smirks and continues his slow, methodical walk. He slowly climbs the steps as his entrance music fills the arena. He slowly walks along the apron and steps through the ropes.
Thea Crawford: Residing in Los Angeles, California! Weighing in at 215 pounds! He is the leader of House Crowley! The Demon Prince! ANTON...CROWLEY!!!
He makes his way to the center of the ring. He slowly raises his arms up and out from his sides. As he does the red spotlight fades and the arena lights raise. He throws the hood of his cloak back and smirks out at the crowd. As he makes his way to his corner he removes the cloak and places it on the ring apron.
Thea Crawford: And his opponent!
Navi’s cheerful “Hello!” and the beat of the music drops instantaneously! Pyros go off from the stage, multi-colored lights shine on Marcello, and theatrical fog trails down the ramp while he makes his way towards the ring. He tags a few hands along the way before he leaps onto the apron and ascends the nearest corner, staring out towards the fans as he receives a mostly-positive response of cheers.
Thea Crawford: From Florence, Italy, residing in Cape Town, New Jersey! Weighing in at 217 pounds! He is the Man of Many Faces! MARCELLO...VITALE!!!!
With a confident smirk, he embraces the remix of his music for a moment before he runs across the top rope and perches onto the other corner. This gets a wild response while he encourages flash photography with a stylish pose. Finally, he jumps down onto the mat and readies himself for the match.
The match is underway and Anton Crowley and Marcello Vitale circle the mat, sizing each other up. As Marcello is cosplaying Ezio Auditore this evening, he feigns a couple of tie ups before dipping back to get a rise out of the Demon Prince by flashing a playful, boyish smile. Finally, the next time they go for a lockup, Marcello shoots in for a rear waistlock. Anton manages to twist around and catch him in a DDT hold but Marcello throws him back into a Northern Lights Suplex!
ONE!
T--
Anton kicks out and Marcello comes up, hits the ropes, runs past Anton, hits the ropes again and comes back towards him in the front and goes for a Penalty Kick. Anton lays back, the leg soaring over him then kips up to his feet and spins around. Marcello halts and the two find themselves at a standoff with the fans applauding both men’s athleticism. They circle up again and finally go into an official lockup. They jar for position with Marcello having the power advantage, pushing Anton back into the corner but Anton manages to twist their position around and reverse it, shoving Marcello into the corner and pressing in until the referee starts the 5 count for him to let go. Anton lifts his hands up in a clean break but immediately goes for a backhand chop that Marcello dips underneath, gets behind Anton and spins him around, beginning to lay into him with repeated hard rights.
Andrew Payne: Marcello Vitale’s been waiting for this night and he’s finally got it! Now he’s letting Anton Crowley have every damn bit of his frustration!
Miranda Augustino: Heeeey, now! Get him outta the corner, Marc!
Marcello repeats the right hands until the ref starts to warn him to let Anton out of the corner. Marcello grabs Anton into a headlock and hits a Running Bulldog, driving his face into the mat. He goes for another cover but Anton kicks out before the ref can even count 1 this time. Anton goes to sit up but as soon as he’s up on his knee, Marcello’s got him setup and he delivers a big Full Nelson Slam to the mat!!!! Anton lays rocked and Marcello hits the ropes, going for a springboard moonsault off the middle rope. Anton brings his knees up but Marcello scouts it and lands on his feet. In one quick fell swoop, Marcello leans over Anton, bites his thumb at the man and hits a jumping knee drop to his face which gets a pop out of the crowd for his ingenuity. Anton grabs at his face and rolls out of the ring to take a moment to himself. As he does, Marcello’s already sizing him up and he comes running across the ring, soaring over the top rope into an over the top rope Swanton that some fans of his cosplay base might refer to as the Leap Of Faith!
Miranda Augustino: HOLY SHIT!!! LOOK OUT BELOW!!!!
Andrew Payne: VITALE SOARS OVER THE TOP AND DIVE BOMBS LIKE AN EAGLE OUTTA THE SKY!!!!
Marcello pulls himself to his feet, getting the fans behind him as he moves to pick up Anton and drags him over to the apron. Marcello slams his opponent’s face into the apron first before hopping up onto the apron and runs in for a Penalty Kick to the face but Anton moves out of the way! The Demon Prince pulls off an impressive spinning back roundhouse kick and sweeps Marcello’s feet out from under him. Marcello’s feet go into the air and he crash lands onto the apron and to the floor, holding his back. The referee’s counting has already begun as Anton slides into the ring, leaving Marcello to writhe on the floor.
11!
12!
13!
14!
15!
Marcello stirs and starts hastily pulling himself up to his feet, finally making it back into the ring at 18! That drop to the apron did some damage, however and he’s slow to get up as Anton comes over and starts laying into him with kicks once he’s on his knees. Marcello still tries to fight back by throwing shots to the midsection of Anton as he started rising to his feet. Anton stopped his offense with a knee to the midsection and tossed Marcello over with an Exploder Suplex! Anton immediately grabs onto Marcello’s foot as he’s facing the center of the ring and throws on an ankle lock. Marcello grits his teeth, refusing to yell out in pain as he starts trying to find a way to the ropes. The fans start clapping slowly in rhythm, trying to pump the cosplay superstar up as he starts making the slow, struggling crawl to the ropes, dragging Anton a little even until he’s almost there and Anton wrenches back on the leg.
Andrew Payne: Marcello Vitale’s gotta make it to those ropes!
Miranda Augustino: Better do it fast! Papi knows those submissions!
Anton continues working on the ankle but Marcello finally reaches the ropes, causing the break but Anton holds on until 4. He lets Marcello start to pull himself up to his feet before grabbing him in a rear waistlock and immediately delivering a German Suplex. Anton holds on, however, and chains it together with a Saito Suplex! Anton still holds on and finishes the suplex combo off with an Olympic Suplex, slamming Marcello into the mat and going right for the pinfall.
ONE!
TWO!
Marcello manages a kickout! Anton sits up, fuming as he gets to his feet and pulls Marcello up by his hair. He sets Marcello up for The Fall - his bigger Backdrop Driver yet as he goes for the lift, Marcello manages to flip through it and land on his feet! He grabs Anton around the waist for his own German Suplex but Anton spins and catches him with a back elbow. This rocks Marcello and Anton turns around, unloading on him with a series of stiff palm strikes and kicks. LINGCHI!!! DEATH BY A THOUSAND CUTS!! Anton finishes the assault and Marcello stumbles back, dropping to a knee, clutching his chest which is chopped raw to this point. Anton rushes back to the corner and comes charging out to the dismay of the crowd! Going for the finish! AD STELLAM MATUTINAM!!! THE MORNING ST--NO!!! Marcello grits his teeth and explodes upward, side stepping out of the way. Anton spins around right into a kick to the midsection! Marcello grabs him and scoops him up, flips him around and NERD RAGE!!!! Cover!!
ONE!
TWO!
THRE--NO!!!!
Anton kicks out and rolls out of the ring, angrily, holding onto his neck. He storms over to the time keeper and grabs the man’s chair, snapping it closed. The referee slides out of the ring and confronts him, arguing with him about the use of weapons. Anton tries to step past the official but the ref is adamant about not letting Anton into the ring with a foreign object. Meanwhile, Marcello is surveying the situation and decides he can nail something. He hops up onto the turnbuckle across the ring. Fan’s know he’s going for Little Italy’s Kiss as he starts balance running along the top rope. He gets about halfway when all of a sudden a figure comes out of the audience, jumps onto the apron and shakes the rope, causing Marcello to drop down onto it. The figure is completely obscured, dressed in black Dickie pants, a House Crowley hoodie, black and white Chucks and a skull mouth bandana around their face.
Miranda Augustino: Whoa! Who the hell?!
Andrew Payne: Who the hell is this, now?! She just knocked Vitale down onto the rope! What’s she doing n--OHHH MAN!!! DID YOU HEAR THAT?!
Miranda Augustino: The hell was that?!
The figure pulls a blackjack from the pouch on their hoodie as Marcello remains straddling the top rope and BLASTS him across the face with it, knocking him into the ring. They immediately drop down off the apron and out of sight as Anton throws down the chair and slides into the ring. Marcello’s dazed on the mat as Anton slides in and cinches on IN OSTIUM INFEROS! The Entrance To Hell! He cinches it in tight, torquing the arm back but Marcello refuses to tap out so easily. The referee asks him over and over but Marcello just shakes his finger, and yells that he refuses to give up.
Andrew Payne: Marcello’s not gonna give up that easily!
Miranda Augustino: No, but Papi ain’t gonna give up that easy either!
Andrew Payne: I don’t like the look in Anton’s eyes, Mir!
Finally, Anton has had enough and that crazed look comes over him that we’ve only seen a couple times before and he puts all of his power into the Kimura Lock he’s got Marcello in. Suddenly, to the shock of the crowd, Marcello’s shoulder looks like it gives out and the man suddenly starts screaming and finally taps desperately at the mat. The referee immediately knows something is wrong and calls for the bell.
~DING DING DING~
Thea Crawford: Here is your winner, by submission! ANTON...CROWLEY!!!
Andrew Payne: Miranda, I think Marcello might be hurt! This is the guy you adore so much?!
Miranda Augustino: Well I mean...accidents happen sometimes, Andy! Maybe Papi gets carried away!
Andrew Payne: Carried away. Right. Who the hell is that person that interfered?! Look, there they are again.
The person from the crowd gets into the ring as Anton Crowley stands victorious to the booing crowd. He turns to the figure with a growing smirk on his face as the individual kneels before him on one knee, head bowed. Anton smiles and beckons them to stand and reveal themselves. The figure stands, head down still and pulls the bandana down from their face. They then pull back the hood of their House Crowley hoodie and look up at the crowd, garnering a surprised reaction.
Miranda Augustino: Whaaaaaat?! No way!
Andrew Payne: TIA SANTOS IS BACK!!!! THE MANAGER FOR HOUSE CROWLEY!!! WE HAVEN’T SEEN HER IN MONTHS!!!
Miranda Augustino: She’s different! Looks like she...I dunno. Not used to seeing here like...this.
Andrew Payne: Well she certainly made her presence known! She just cost Marcello Vitale the biggest match of his career! Maybe his career itself! His arm looks hurt!
The referee has the ring doctor in the ring now, looking at Marcello Vitale’s shoulder as Anton Crowley and Tia Santos stand in the center of the ring. Marcello is helped out of the ring as Tia grabs Anton’s wrist and raises his arm up to the booing crowd. The front row starts to throw trash in at the man as they let him know how they fell.
Crowd:
ASS-HOLE!
ASS-HOLE!
ASS-HOLE!
ASS-HOLE!
Andrew Payne: Well these Chicago fans are letting the Demon Prince have it.
Miranda Augustino: C’mon, now! Papi and Tia might wanna bounce outta there!
On cue, Anton and Tia do exit the ring and head up the ramp, with Anton relishing in his victory as we cut away.
Winner: Anton Crowley
Result: Submission
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A familiar theme begins to rumble through the Collision Center.
Andrew Payne: This has to be some kind of joke, right?
Miranda Augustino: I hope not! Please be real!!!
Disturbed’s “Warrior” roars through the arena and the fans are up on their feet, awaiting the arrival of Krigare. Eavan Maloney rolls out onto the stage on a black and red low-rider Harley Davidson motorcycle. Dressed in leather from head to toe, including her Shieldmaidens kutte, and Deadpool-inspired helmet. She rides around the ring and parks at the bottom of the ramp. When she takes off her helmet, long blonde hair falls out of the helmet to the surprise of the NFW faithful. She looks around at the crowd who she’s now realized are booing her, and loudly. She looks into the ring and visibly sighs before walking up the steps and entering it, pulling a microphone out of her pocket. As she raises the microphone to her mouth to speak, the crowd lets her have it.
Crowd:
YOU WALKED OUT! YOU WALKED OUT! YOU WALKED OUT!
Eavan says nothing but bows her head, upset by what she’s hearing. She lifts her head again and starts to speak again, but again the crowd is merciless.
Crowd:
YOU WALKED OUT! YOU WALKED OUT! YOU WALKED OUT!
Andrew Payne: The crowd is definitely giving it to her, Mir.
Miranda Augustino: Yo, fuck these putos! Mami got treated like shit by the big wigs and they can fine me for that if they want. Oh wait, Callaway ain’t my GM. He can’t do shit! Look at me gooooo!
Eavan Maloney: If you can give me a few minutes to talk, hopefully you will understand why I did what I felt at the time was justified. See, ever since that quote unquote match with Jasmine Matthews, I started to feel that perhaps I was getting the short end of the stick. That I was getting screwed. When I have two members of The Kingdom using my non-wrestler wife as a pawn… shit starts to rattle in the noggin that something isn’t exactly right. One was going to force Katra to wrestle, which first of all, trial by combat? Both people get to choose their champions, NOT the one who suggests the trial. Second, Brody never once stepped in to remind Jasmine that non-wrestlers are exactly that. NOT. FUCKING. WRESTLERS. Second time Katra’s used against me is when Morgan Payne kicked Katra in the side of the face. So, yeah, around that time I was feeling a little screwed over. So, I thought I would return the favor.
Eavan continues pacing the ring again, when she hears a fan yell something derogatory at her. She turns and points him out, standing on the turnbuckles to try and lean in a bit closer.
Eavan Maloney: Sir, what was that? Fuck you? Need I remind you I used to have serious drug and alcohol problems AND I was a slut. I never took SO much to have ever made someone like you attractive. Sit your ass down. Hey, I get it, though. I’d be mad at me too, and for a good while, I was. I played Calloway, got my title shot, went to Japan, put Morgan over. I was asked who I wanted to target next, I chose Sativa. I watched them prepare over the next 72 hours for what could have been a hell of a match a couple of weeks ago, and I just up and left. Even took The Purge with me. Great plan in theory, but like trying to cook brownies in a microwave, sometimes things are only half-baked. I thought I would get the last laugh in screwing NFW. Fact is, the only person I screwed was myself. And I own that.
Eavan continues pacing the ring, getting more and more confident.
Eavan Maloney: When I was filming the documentary ‘Eavan Zdunich, Wrestling with Myself’ which is available on demand or through my Twitter, as Bryant and I were going over research and what we wanted to talk about and helped me recall, truth be told, I had a HELL of a lot of fun here in New Frontier. After it came out, I had considered contacting Brody again when he called me. We talked about a possible return, and to be honest, initially I didn’t want to come back. Not because of you, the fans, but because of them in the back. I can imagine the meeting they had. Some of them refuse to do business with me. Some want some sort of apology they think they deserve. Some could care less either way. And some were happy to have me back so they can kick the shit out of me.
Eavan shrugs her shoulders and even smirks.
Eavan Maloney: Well, tell you what. I don’t have a problem fighting ANYBODY in the back because I know I'm coming back to no friends in that locker room. Last time I was here, I practically built Collision on my own. Now, here I stand in Trauma territory and you can bet your ass I will do it here too.
Eavan sits on the middle rope and looks straight into the hard camera.
Eavan Maloney: So, with that being said, I've got a few announcements to make. First, Jasmine Matthews? I owe you a receipt. You won't know when, and you won't know how, but it's coming. Second, I am entering myself into the Vlad Blackheart Memorial Tournament. Anyone who watched Queen of the Frontier last year knows I actually won that tournament but that's neither here nor there. I'm in like Flynn this year and I will win it. And third, camera monkey, get in real close.
Eavan smirks before smiling very widely, even devilishly.
Eavan Maloney: Hello, Emilie. You know, I remember when you were just a mousy little camerawoman who couldn't get shoots to save her ass, and here you are, Undisputed Champion. You've had it rough since you came here, and you've beaten the odds. That luck just ran out because I'M coming for your title, kid. Welcome to Hushall Krigare.
Eavan tosses the microphone to one of the crewmembers before putting her helmet back on and riding out of the arena.
Miranda Augustino: Where the HELL is Griffin Hawkins, Payne?!
Angel Kusanagi: Griffin, the fuck WHERE? FUCKMOTHER BITCH!!
Angel spits and angrily kicks up a cloud of red dirt. Angel is dresses simply in shredded jeans, boots, her elbow pads and gloves and a cut-off Genocidal Hate Brigade t-shirt, and she totes a nail-encrusted baseball bat over her shoulder as though she's a soldier. It makes her pacing back and forth a lot more ominous.
Andrew Payne: Kusanagi is a maniac ready to do maniac things, Augustino. But it seems like her dance partner is a no show! What a damn shame, just look at this place! Yinz ain't never gonna see Wrigley Field like THIS again. LORD help us!
There are multiple trash bins throughout the place and they're filled with different kinds of baseball bats. Angel lets out an angry roar as she kicks a couple of the bins over at home plate, their contents spilling everywhere. There's barbed wire bats, bats with gravel glued to them, more nail bats..
Miranda Augustino: Why has that aluminum bat been sawed in half and why is there a goddamn FUSE shoved in the top?! Bah. Whatever. Hawkins ain't even gonna show up. It's useless..
Andrew Payne: I believe you just answered your own question, Augustino. This match is gonna BANG!
The low rumble of a fast approaching Harley Davidson can be heard, and Angel Kusanagi stiffens in her stance as she tries to anticipate its entry. Then she hears it….
Andrew Payne: Speaking of bang..
The roar of the motor gets louder still, as apparently Casey Jones rolls the bike into the field and revs a couple of times. Angel starts running toward it as she spots Griffin on his motorcycle, and Griffin's eyes narrow as he spots her and speeds up for a second..
Miranda Augustino: Hawkins with the spear tackle off the Harley!
Angel and Griffin land in the dirt between second and third with a thud and begin rolling around brawling on the ground, repeated flurries of desperate punches and forearms from both!
Miranda Augustino: Not actually Griffin's best idea, ya know?
In the scuffle, Angel has managed to rip off the hockey mask and started pummeling Griffin's face with it before he was able to kick her away with a modified monkey flip. The referee actually calls for the match to get underway. Griff nonchalantly throws down the golf bag, pulls the mask up on top of his head and then he pulls out a barbed wire bat from the bag.
*DING~DING~DING!!*
Miranda Augustino: A José Conseco bat? Tell me he didn't pay money for that, Payne!
Angel ducks underneath Griffin's swing and pokes him in the ribs to double him over..
Andrew Payne: Woah strike one!!
Angel hooks her barbed wire bat underneath Griff's chest and hits a white russian legsweep before grabbing a couple of handfuls of his hair and slamming the back of his head into the dirt near third base. She looks over and her eyes darken and her grin grows evil as she observes the nearby hotdog cart..
Andrew Payne: Kusanagi dragging Hawkins to his feet and woah, look at that, Augustino! Huge beal toss right into the hotdog cart!
Griff's flying form completely obliterates the cart, and Angel immediately dives in and grabs the entire container of hotdogs in boiling water. Angel narrowly missed as she let out a shriek and hurled the whole thing at his head! Griff stirs and looks over as Angel immediately grabs a hotdog and stuffs it in a bun and then she proceeds to dive on Griff and stuff it in his mouth before she gets up and grabs the ketchup.
Miranda Augustino: HAHAHA. Kusanagi really is BONKERS. She just be goin' ahead and emptying the entire ketchup bottle on Hawkins!!
Andrew Payne: What a freakin' MESS!
Angel Kusanagi: KETCHUP YOU WANT, FUCKMOTHER GRIFF?!
Angel suddenly falls back into the wreckage of the hotdog cart as Griffin snapped off what was potentially the fastest and most angry superkick he has ever delivered!
Andrew Payne: SHOT IN THE DARK! Woah, cover by Hawkins and a CLOSE two count!
Miranda Augustino: HAHAHAHA..
Griffin angrily grabbed the mustard and empties the entire cannister on Kusanagi..
Griffin Hawkins: BITCH YA FORGOT MY MUSTARD!!
Angel clutches her chest as Griffin stomps her and a gossamer puddle of mustard flies up. He hauls her to her feet and sends her into the batter's box with a hiptoss. While Angel writhes in pain and tries to recover, Hawkins runs over to his golf bag and retrieves a flat, barbed wire wrapped bat.
Miranda Augustino: Cricket, Griff?! Nobody understands cricket! Ya gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!
Andrew Payne: A crumpet is a type of breakfas..
Miranda Augustino: I KNOW WHAT A F***** CRUMPET IS, PAYNE!! I'M DOING A BIT!!
Griffin surges forward with the cricket bat over his head..
Griffin Hawkins: GOOONGALA!!
Andrew Payne: Ya know, I am kind of really happy that Kusanagi moved outta the way and Griff hit the batting cage! That would have been UGLY.
Griff cusses as the bat hits the frame of the cage and splits right at the handle, giving him recoil and a bad case of splinters at the same time..
Andrew Payne: Spinning heel kick by Kusanagi, buying some time to go grab herself a weapon. Oh shit I think she's going for that bat that is basically a stick of dynamite..
Angel does run over and pick up that aluminum bat with the fuse, but it cracks in two and gunpowder pours out as a quick thinking Griffin stands and hurls a baseball he found at her as hard as he possibly can. The ball lands in the infield and Angel's face goes pale and then she takes off at a run as Griff instinctively stopped the ball and comes after her with what remains of his cricket bat.
Andrew Payne: Hey she hit it, she gotta run!
Miranda Augustino: DAFUQ?!
Griffin catches Kusanagi and slides, taking her down with a drop toe hold and surprising her with his patented figure four right on first base!
Referee: SAAAAFE?
Andrew Payne: She technically got there first, but I wish she didn't!
Angel cries out as she rears back, the side of her face and her arms now covered in an angry looking gravel rash. Angel is able to turn the figure four over and get Griffin into the modified Indian deathlock, but Griff kicks her away. Angel cusses out loud as she picks up the bat with the nail in it from earlier, and Griff hucks the ball at her as hard as he can again. Angel is forced to swing to defend herself!
Miranda Augustino: And the ball got stuck on a freakin' NAIL..
Angel looks at the ball. Then at the bat. Then at Griff. She shrieks and hurls the entire apparatus at his head before taking off again.
Andrew Payne: Kusanagi narrowly misses killing Hawkins again!
Miranda Augustino: She's rounded second, Payne! Hawkins is hot on her heels!
As Kusanagi is about to reach third, Hawkins growls and tries for a crash tackle from behind, but Kusanagi sidesteps..
Andrew Payne: YOW! Mushroom stomp right on the head of Hawkins!
Angel shrugs and a cloud of dust flies up as she does the same to third base.
Miranda Augustino: I guess Kusanagi is safe? I don't freakin know anymore..
Griff gingerly gets to all fours, but Kusanagi hauls him up the rest of the way before making him mad with a sharp european uppercut before heading for home. Griffin pumps his legs like crazy in an effort to catch up with Kusanagi.
Miranda Augustino: Griff aims SHOT IN THE DARK at the back of Kusanagi's head!!
Angel spins around and collects the foot at the last second before throwing it down and catching Griff with the hammerlock..
Andrew Payne: BOSEKI DRIVER right on home plate!!
Referee: You're OUT!!
Angel angrily gets to her feet..
Miranda Augustino: STEEL FEATHER on the referee!! Nothin' freakin' stopping her in this match!
Angel Kusanagi: YOU OUT, FUCKMOTHER!
Andrew Payne: Yeah clean up in aisle six. We're gonna need us another one of them referees, Mir!
Angel grunts as she angrily hauls Griffin up and throws him into the stands, but he gets hung precariously over the barricade. Angel grins evilly as she picks up a baseball bat which has light tubes taped all around it, letting out a warcry as she comes running in..
Andrew Payne: Kusanagi misses with the light tube bat! Argh murder sand just goes EVERYWHERE!
Griff managed to roll over the fence and the light tubes explode as Kusanagi's bat comes into contact with it, showering her with glass.
Miranda Augustino: Murder... sand?
Andrew Payne: Sure! Murder sand, Augustino! The stuff light tubes are made of! That shit has cut Kusanagi up pretty bad! And finally, we got us another official in this goddamn zoo of a contest!
Angel staggers back trying to get tiny glass fragments out of her face as Griff suddenly leaps to the top of the fence!
Andrew Payne: SHOT IN THE DARK off the fence! Hey, Kusanagi CAN fly!!
ONE
TWO
THRE..
Miranda Augustino: KUSANAGI KICKED OUT!
Griff is in utter disbelief as he gets up to his knees. He then stands and angrily gets in the referee's face.
Griffin Hawkins: THATS WAS 3!
Referee: Two, Hawkins. TWO!
Griffin Hawkins: Ah go screw yaself you zebra!
The referee blows a whistle in Griff's face and pulls a yellow card out of his pocket.
Referee: Gross misconduct!
Griffin Hawkins: That's SOCCER, you tool!
Griff doesn't get an extra second to ponder the situation as Kusanagi swings him around..
Miranda Augustino: STEEL FEATHER!!
ONE
TWO
THRE..NO!
Andrew Payne: It is beyond me how these two have taken so much punishment, but twenty five plus minutes in, this ridiculous match is still alive!
It is Angel's turn to be furious at the referee, getting in his face like a snarling dog. All he can do is passively shrug and hold up two fingers and try to keep his distance.
*SLAP!*
Miranda Augustino: Hah! If this was Looney tunes right now, ref's head woulda swung around like Daffy duck's bill!
The referee regains his senses and blows a whistle in her face, producing a RED card!
*SMACK!*
Even Griffin seems to chuckle as Angel angrily raises an eyebrow then backhands the referee onto his fat ass. He sadly shakes the cobwebs and returns to doing his job..
Andrew Payne: Kusanagi dragging Hawkins to his feet..
Angel throws a forearm smash yet Hawkins blocks it and swings her around then drills her with one of his own, stunning her before he hauls her up onto the roof of the batting cage this time!
Andrew Payne: Kusanagi is a sitting duck right now. Hawkins going for that gotdang golf bag again. Wait..
Miranda Augustino: Is that a barbed wire hockey stick?!
Griffin runs over and smacks Angel in the face with the hockey stick, opening up one of her cheeks proper.
Griffin Hawkins: THIS ONE'S FOR MY WIFE!!
Griffin rears back angrily and whacks Angel on the other side of her face with the barbed wire stick. Her head slumps dramatically..
Griffin Hawkins: AND THAT'S FOR MY DAUGHTER, YOU F..
Griff steels himself before he runs at Angel with the stick raised above his head..
Griffin Hawkins: AND THIS? I DUNNO WHAT THIS IS FOR, I JUST THINK YOU'RE A BIT..
As Griff goes to bring it down on top of Angel's dome, she moves at the last second and Griff's stick gets caught in the wire of the cage.
Miranda Augustino: It's the batting cage's hockey stick now, Griff. DIOS MIO!!
Angel goes crashing into Hawkins as she lets out a warcry once more and launches with a phoenix splash off the batting cage!
Miranda Augustino: ONE, TWO, THREE..huh?!?
Griff BARELY gets the shoulder up, and Angel howls with anger as she punches the dirt repeatedly, her temper tantrum in full swing.
Andrew Payne: I'm pretty sure that Griffin told Angel to pound sand once or twice, so here goes!
Result: Submission
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Andrew Payne: This has to be some kind of joke, right?
Miranda Augustino: I hope not! Please be real!!!
Disturbed’s “Warrior” roars through the arena and the fans are up on their feet, awaiting the arrival of Krigare. Eavan Maloney rolls out onto the stage on a black and red low-rider Harley Davidson motorcycle. Dressed in leather from head to toe, including her Shieldmaidens kutte, and Deadpool-inspired helmet. She rides around the ring and parks at the bottom of the ramp. When she takes off her helmet, long blonde hair falls out of the helmet to the surprise of the NFW faithful. She looks around at the crowd who she’s now realized are booing her, and loudly. She looks into the ring and visibly sighs before walking up the steps and entering it, pulling a microphone out of her pocket. As she raises the microphone to her mouth to speak, the crowd lets her have it.
Crowd:
YOU WALKED OUT! YOU WALKED OUT! YOU WALKED OUT!
Eavan says nothing but bows her head, upset by what she’s hearing. She lifts her head again and starts to speak again, but again the crowd is merciless.
Crowd:
YOU WALKED OUT! YOU WALKED OUT! YOU WALKED OUT!
Andrew Payne: The crowd is definitely giving it to her, Mir.
Miranda Augustino: Yo, fuck these putos! Mami got treated like shit by the big wigs and they can fine me for that if they want. Oh wait, Callaway ain’t my GM. He can’t do shit! Look at me gooooo!
Eavan Maloney: If you can give me a few minutes to talk, hopefully you will understand why I did what I felt at the time was justified. See, ever since that quote unquote match with Jasmine Matthews, I started to feel that perhaps I was getting the short end of the stick. That I was getting screwed. When I have two members of The Kingdom using my non-wrestler wife as a pawn… shit starts to rattle in the noggin that something isn’t exactly right. One was going to force Katra to wrestle, which first of all, trial by combat? Both people get to choose their champions, NOT the one who suggests the trial. Second, Brody never once stepped in to remind Jasmine that non-wrestlers are exactly that. NOT. FUCKING. WRESTLERS. Second time Katra’s used against me is when Morgan Payne kicked Katra in the side of the face. So, yeah, around that time I was feeling a little screwed over. So, I thought I would return the favor.
Eavan continues pacing the ring again, when she hears a fan yell something derogatory at her. She turns and points him out, standing on the turnbuckles to try and lean in a bit closer.
Eavan Maloney: Sir, what was that? Fuck you? Need I remind you I used to have serious drug and alcohol problems AND I was a slut. I never took SO much to have ever made someone like you attractive. Sit your ass down. Hey, I get it, though. I’d be mad at me too, and for a good while, I was. I played Calloway, got my title shot, went to Japan, put Morgan over. I was asked who I wanted to target next, I chose Sativa. I watched them prepare over the next 72 hours for what could have been a hell of a match a couple of weeks ago, and I just up and left. Even took The Purge with me. Great plan in theory, but like trying to cook brownies in a microwave, sometimes things are only half-baked. I thought I would get the last laugh in screwing NFW. Fact is, the only person I screwed was myself. And I own that.
Eavan continues pacing the ring, getting more and more confident.
Eavan Maloney: When I was filming the documentary ‘Eavan Zdunich, Wrestling with Myself’ which is available on demand or through my Twitter, as Bryant and I were going over research and what we wanted to talk about and helped me recall, truth be told, I had a HELL of a lot of fun here in New Frontier. After it came out, I had considered contacting Brody again when he called me. We talked about a possible return, and to be honest, initially I didn’t want to come back. Not because of you, the fans, but because of them in the back. I can imagine the meeting they had. Some of them refuse to do business with me. Some want some sort of apology they think they deserve. Some could care less either way. And some were happy to have me back so they can kick the shit out of me.
Eavan shrugs her shoulders and even smirks.
Eavan Maloney: Well, tell you what. I don’t have a problem fighting ANYBODY in the back because I know I'm coming back to no friends in that locker room. Last time I was here, I practically built Collision on my own. Now, here I stand in Trauma territory and you can bet your ass I will do it here too.
Eavan sits on the middle rope and looks straight into the hard camera.
Eavan Maloney: So, with that being said, I've got a few announcements to make. First, Jasmine Matthews? I owe you a receipt. You won't know when, and you won't know how, but it's coming. Second, I am entering myself into the Vlad Blackheart Memorial Tournament. Anyone who watched Queen of the Frontier last year knows I actually won that tournament but that's neither here nor there. I'm in like Flynn this year and I will win it. And third, camera monkey, get in real close.
Eavan smirks before smiling very widely, even devilishly.
Eavan Maloney: Hello, Emilie. You know, I remember when you were just a mousy little camerawoman who couldn't get shoots to save her ass, and here you are, Undisputed Champion. You've had it rough since you came here, and you've beaten the odds. That luck just ran out because I'M coming for your title, kid. Welcome to Hushall Krigare.
Eavan tosses the microphone to one of the crewmembers before putting her helmet back on and riding out of the arena.
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Match Three
Homerun Derby Deathmatch
Angel Kusanagi vs Griffin Hawkins
We jump across to Wrigley Field, and the place is vibrant and well lit, despite the only attendees being NFW crew, an official and Angel Kusanagi!Match Three
Homerun Derby Deathmatch
Angel Kusanagi vs Griffin Hawkins
Miranda Augustino: Where the HELL is Griffin Hawkins, Payne?!
Angel Kusanagi: Griffin, the fuck WHERE? FUCKMOTHER BITCH!!
Angel spits and angrily kicks up a cloud of red dirt. Angel is dresses simply in shredded jeans, boots, her elbow pads and gloves and a cut-off Genocidal Hate Brigade t-shirt, and she totes a nail-encrusted baseball bat over her shoulder as though she's a soldier. It makes her pacing back and forth a lot more ominous.
Andrew Payne: Kusanagi is a maniac ready to do maniac things, Augustino. But it seems like her dance partner is a no show! What a damn shame, just look at this place! Yinz ain't never gonna see Wrigley Field like THIS again. LORD help us!
There are multiple trash bins throughout the place and they're filled with different kinds of baseball bats. Angel lets out an angry roar as she kicks a couple of the bins over at home plate, their contents spilling everywhere. There's barbed wire bats, bats with gravel glued to them, more nail bats..
Miranda Augustino: Why has that aluminum bat been sawed in half and why is there a goddamn FUSE shoved in the top?! Bah. Whatever. Hawkins ain't even gonna show up. It's useless..
Andrew Payne: I believe you just answered your own question, Augustino. This match is gonna BANG!
The low rumble of a fast approaching Harley Davidson can be heard, and Angel Kusanagi stiffens in her stance as she tries to anticipate its entry. Then she hears it….
“PURPLE DRAAAAGON! COME OUT AND PLAAAAAAAY!!!”
Andrew Payne: Speaking of bang..
The roar of the motor gets louder still, as apparently Casey Jones rolls the bike into the field and revs a couple of times. Angel starts running toward it as she spots Griffin on his motorcycle, and Griffin's eyes narrow as he spots her and speeds up for a second..
Miranda Augustino: Hawkins with the spear tackle off the Harley!
Angel and Griffin land in the dirt between second and third with a thud and begin rolling around brawling on the ground, repeated flurries of desperate punches and forearms from both!
Miranda Augustino: Not actually Griffin's best idea, ya know?
In the scuffle, Angel has managed to rip off the hockey mask and started pummeling Griffin's face with it before he was able to kick her away with a modified monkey flip. The referee actually calls for the match to get underway. Griff nonchalantly throws down the golf bag, pulls the mask up on top of his head and then he pulls out a barbed wire bat from the bag.
*DING~DING~DING!!*
Miranda Augustino: A José Conseco bat? Tell me he didn't pay money for that, Payne!
Angel ducks underneath Griffin's swing and pokes him in the ribs to double him over..
Andrew Payne: Woah strike one!!
Angel hooks her barbed wire bat underneath Griff's chest and hits a white russian legsweep before grabbing a couple of handfuls of his hair and slamming the back of his head into the dirt near third base. She looks over and her eyes darken and her grin grows evil as she observes the nearby hotdog cart..
Andrew Payne: Kusanagi dragging Hawkins to his feet and woah, look at that, Augustino! Huge beal toss right into the hotdog cart!
Griff's flying form completely obliterates the cart, and Angel immediately dives in and grabs the entire container of hotdogs in boiling water. Angel narrowly missed as she let out a shriek and hurled the whole thing at his head! Griff stirs and looks over as Angel immediately grabs a hotdog and stuffs it in a bun and then she proceeds to dive on Griff and stuff it in his mouth before she gets up and grabs the ketchup.
Miranda Augustino: HAHAHA. Kusanagi really is BONKERS. She just be goin' ahead and emptying the entire ketchup bottle on Hawkins!!
Andrew Payne: What a freakin' MESS!
Angel Kusanagi: KETCHUP YOU WANT, FUCKMOTHER GRIFF?!
Angel suddenly falls back into the wreckage of the hotdog cart as Griffin snapped off what was potentially the fastest and most angry superkick he has ever delivered!
Andrew Payne: SHOT IN THE DARK! Woah, cover by Hawkins and a CLOSE two count!
Miranda Augustino: HAHAHAHA..
Griffin angrily grabbed the mustard and empties the entire cannister on Kusanagi..
Griffin Hawkins: BITCH YA FORGOT MY MUSTARD!!
Angel clutches her chest as Griffin stomps her and a gossamer puddle of mustard flies up. He hauls her to her feet and sends her into the batter's box with a hiptoss. While Angel writhes in pain and tries to recover, Hawkins runs over to his golf bag and retrieves a flat, barbed wire wrapped bat.
Miranda Augustino: Cricket, Griff?! Nobody understands cricket! Ya gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!
Andrew Payne: A crumpet is a type of breakfas..
Miranda Augustino: I KNOW WHAT A F***** CRUMPET IS, PAYNE!! I'M DOING A BIT!!
Griffin surges forward with the cricket bat over his head..
Griffin Hawkins: GOOONGALA!!
Andrew Payne: Ya know, I am kind of really happy that Kusanagi moved outta the way and Griff hit the batting cage! That would have been UGLY.
Griff cusses as the bat hits the frame of the cage and splits right at the handle, giving him recoil and a bad case of splinters at the same time..
Andrew Payne: Spinning heel kick by Kusanagi, buying some time to go grab herself a weapon. Oh shit I think she's going for that bat that is basically a stick of dynamite..
Angel does run over and pick up that aluminum bat with the fuse, but it cracks in two and gunpowder pours out as a quick thinking Griffin stands and hurls a baseball he found at her as hard as he possibly can. The ball lands in the infield and Angel's face goes pale and then she takes off at a run as Griff instinctively stopped the ball and comes after her with what remains of his cricket bat.
Andrew Payne: Hey she hit it, she gotta run!
Miranda Augustino: DAFUQ?!
Griffin catches Kusanagi and slides, taking her down with a drop toe hold and surprising her with his patented figure four right on first base!
Referee: SAAAAFE?
Andrew Payne: She technically got there first, but I wish she didn't!
Angel cries out as she rears back, the side of her face and her arms now covered in an angry looking gravel rash. Angel is able to turn the figure four over and get Griffin into the modified Indian deathlock, but Griff kicks her away. Angel cusses out loud as she picks up the bat with the nail in it from earlier, and Griff hucks the ball at her as hard as he can again. Angel is forced to swing to defend herself!
Miranda Augustino: And the ball got stuck on a freakin' NAIL..
Angel looks at the ball. Then at the bat. Then at Griff. She shrieks and hurls the entire apparatus at his head before taking off again.
Andrew Payne: Kusanagi narrowly misses killing Hawkins again!
Miranda Augustino: She's rounded second, Payne! Hawkins is hot on her heels!
As Kusanagi is about to reach third, Hawkins growls and tries for a crash tackle from behind, but Kusanagi sidesteps..
Andrew Payne: YOW! Mushroom stomp right on the head of Hawkins!
Angel shrugs and a cloud of dust flies up as she does the same to third base.
Miranda Augustino: I guess Kusanagi is safe? I don't freakin know anymore..
Griff gingerly gets to all fours, but Kusanagi hauls him up the rest of the way before making him mad with a sharp european uppercut before heading for home. Griffin pumps his legs like crazy in an effort to catch up with Kusanagi.
Miranda Augustino: Griff aims SHOT IN THE DARK at the back of Kusanagi's head!!
Angel spins around and collects the foot at the last second before throwing it down and catching Griff with the hammerlock..
Andrew Payne: BOSEKI DRIVER right on home plate!!
Referee: You're OUT!!
Angel angrily gets to her feet..
Miranda Augustino: STEEL FEATHER on the referee!! Nothin' freakin' stopping her in this match!
Angel Kusanagi: YOU OUT, FUCKMOTHER!
Andrew Payne: Yeah clean up in aisle six. We're gonna need us another one of them referees, Mir!
Angel grunts as she angrily hauls Griffin up and throws him into the stands, but he gets hung precariously over the barricade. Angel grins evilly as she picks up a baseball bat which has light tubes taped all around it, letting out a warcry as she comes running in..
Andrew Payne: Kusanagi misses with the light tube bat! Argh murder sand just goes EVERYWHERE!
Griff managed to roll over the fence and the light tubes explode as Kusanagi's bat comes into contact with it, showering her with glass.
Miranda Augustino: Murder... sand?
Andrew Payne: Sure! Murder sand, Augustino! The stuff light tubes are made of! That shit has cut Kusanagi up pretty bad! And finally, we got us another official in this goddamn zoo of a contest!
Angel staggers back trying to get tiny glass fragments out of her face as Griff suddenly leaps to the top of the fence!
Andrew Payne: SHOT IN THE DARK off the fence! Hey, Kusanagi CAN fly!!
ONE
TWO
THRE..
Miranda Augustino: KUSANAGI KICKED OUT!
Griff is in utter disbelief as he gets up to his knees. He then stands and angrily gets in the referee's face.
Griffin Hawkins: THATS WAS 3!
Referee: Two, Hawkins. TWO!
Griffin Hawkins: Ah go screw yaself you zebra!
The referee blows a whistle in Griff's face and pulls a yellow card out of his pocket.
Referee: Gross misconduct!
Griffin Hawkins: That's SOCCER, you tool!
Griff doesn't get an extra second to ponder the situation as Kusanagi swings him around..
Miranda Augustino: STEEL FEATHER!!
ONE
TWO
THRE..NO!
Andrew Payne: It is beyond me how these two have taken so much punishment, but twenty five plus minutes in, this ridiculous match is still alive!
It is Angel's turn to be furious at the referee, getting in his face like a snarling dog. All he can do is passively shrug and hold up two fingers and try to keep his distance.
*SLAP!*
Miranda Augustino: Hah! If this was Looney tunes right now, ref's head woulda swung around like Daffy duck's bill!
The referee regains his senses and blows a whistle in her face, producing a RED card!
*SMACK!*
Even Griffin seems to chuckle as Angel angrily raises an eyebrow then backhands the referee onto his fat ass. He sadly shakes the cobwebs and returns to doing his job..
Andrew Payne: Kusanagi dragging Hawkins to his feet..
Angel throws a forearm smash yet Hawkins blocks it and swings her around then drills her with one of his own, stunning her before he hauls her up onto the roof of the batting cage this time!
Andrew Payne: Kusanagi is a sitting duck right now. Hawkins going for that gotdang golf bag again. Wait..
Miranda Augustino: Is that a barbed wire hockey stick?!
Griffin runs over and smacks Angel in the face with the hockey stick, opening up one of her cheeks proper.
Griffin Hawkins: THIS ONE'S FOR MY WIFE!!
Griffin rears back angrily and whacks Angel on the other side of her face with the barbed wire stick. Her head slumps dramatically..
Griffin Hawkins: AND THAT'S FOR MY DAUGHTER, YOU F..
Griff steels himself before he runs at Angel with the stick raised above his head..
Griffin Hawkins: AND THIS? I DUNNO WHAT THIS IS FOR, I JUST THINK YOU'RE A BIT..
As Griff goes to bring it down on top of Angel's dome, she moves at the last second and Griff's stick gets caught in the wire of the cage.
Miranda Augustino: It's the batting cage's hockey stick now, Griff. DIOS MIO!!
Angel goes crashing into Hawkins as she lets out a warcry once more and launches with a phoenix splash off the batting cage!
Miranda Augustino: ONE, TWO, THREE..huh?!?
Griff BARELY gets the shoulder up, and Angel howls with anger as she punches the dirt repeatedly, her temper tantrum in full swing.
Andrew Payne: I'm pretty sure that Griffin told Angel to pound sand once or twice, so here goes!
Andrew Payne: C'mon Mir, let's grab our headsets and get dafuq on outta here! Something bad is gonna happen to this shitty makeshift desk, I know it!
As Angel tries to ram Griff's head into the fence with a bulldog, Griff puts up his foot and Angel staggers back as he catches her with a back elbow..
Miranda Augustino: Kick to the gut and a DDT through...no wait..ON the table! Ouch! Guess that makeshift desk ain't so shitty after all, Payne!
Griff looks to Angel, then he looks to the top of the entrance way, and points to it like Babe Ruth before he quickly scrambles up there..
Andrew Payne: I don't know what Griff can possibly be thinkin' h..
Griffin Hawkins: GOOOOOONGALA!!!!!
Miranda Augustino: AYE DIOS MIO!
Griff plummets from the top with his patented Swanton and crashes through the table, and also Kusanagi who falls limp.
Andrew Payne: HOLY DIVER OFF THE ENTRANCEWAY THROUGH THE TABLE! ARE THEY ALIVE?!
ONE
TWO
THREE!
*DING~DING~DING!!*
Back in the Collision Center arena, the crowd pops for Griffin’s victory.
Thea Crawford: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!!!! GRIFFIN...HAWKINS!!!!!
Andrew Payne: Well thank god that shit’s over! Damned if it wasn’t cool as hell though!
Miranda Augustino: Are they gonna be okay?! We got an ambulance on standby there right?!
Andrew Payne: I believe so! I’m being told they’re on their way in!
Winners: Griffin Hawkins
Result: Pinfall
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=As Previously Seen On Twitter=
The camera fades in on a close up on Henry Hering’s “Defense”; the sculpture crafted in 1928 that adorns the south eastern tender's house of the Michigan Avenue Bridge in Chicago, Illinois. It’s about mid afternoon and we can hear the sounds of the city as the camera pans back and turns, sweeping over more of the area until it comes to the corner of the half wall. Standing there, with her head down, NFW United States Champion, Adrianna Salvatore looks to be deep in thought. She’s dressed in her usual hardcore biker style with black, jeans, boots and a Motorhead t-shirt that fits her muscular, yet still feminine build to the point it almost resembles a spandex top with how tight it is. Her riding kutte can be seen over her shirt, even with her arms folded over her chest. There’s all that and the backwards, black flatbill hat on her head. As if she knows the camera’s focused on her, she lets out a scoffing chuckle and scrapes the sole of her boot against the concrete.
Adrianna Salvatore: I like to come to places like this, sometimes. See the monuments. Learn the history. We’ve been doing show after show here for the past several weeks so I refreshed my memory a little.
Her attention lifts from the ground and off to the side, past the camera. She’s looking at the mural. She doesn’t smile. She doesn’t frown. She barely even bats an eyelash.
Adrianna Salvatore: This place stood out to me the most. It’s not far from the arena, actually.
She turns directly to the camera then.
Adrianna Salvatore: Tell me something, Angel Kash, how’s your knowledge on American history?
She smirks in a way that says she doubts it. Or at least, she thinks Angel Kash doesn’t care about the significance of this place and why Adrianna might be here.
Adrianna Salvatore: This is Fort Dearborn.
She pushes off of the stone half wall and walks over to the image carved out of the stone. She keeps her broad arms crossed over her chest as she stares up at the image of a U.S soldier facing off against a Native warrior. Above them, hovers an angel, mournfully watching the confrontation.
Adrianna Salvatore: August 15th, 1812. Back when the Native people who grew up on this land were being forced into slavery and executed by American soldiers, a battle took place here. Well, some might call it a massacre.
Adrianna shrugs her shoulders as she glances at the camera, then back to the sculpture.
Adrianna Salvatore: During a massive war, about five hundred Potawatami warriors stormed the Fort to bring the fight back to their enemies. See, the U.S Army, they had the equipment to succeed. They had the tools. They had the government funding. They had all of the physical means but what they didn’t have was the knowledge on their foe. They didn’t know the lay of the land. They didn’t know their own damn battlefield. In a matter of fifteen minutes, the Potawatami sacked the Fort and drove the United States soldiers out. Their side lost about fifteen men. Fifteen out of five hundred. The Army at the fort was utterly defeated. The fort itself was burned down. Casualties aside, it was a perfect example of when someone who thinks they're better than everyone else because of social status comes in and tries to throw their weight around. Just like you, Kash.
Adrianna turns and faces the camera directly, now. She pauses, searching for her next words, or perhaps she’s trying to keep her cool composure. The United States champion raises a hand, using it to stress her point as she talks.
Adrianna Salvatore: Kash, you are part of what’s known as the loud minority. You and your kind bark and yip and howl about how your standing among society is a testament to your morality. You think the size of your bank account demands respect from everyone else.
Adrianna scoffs so hard, she almost spits and has to rub her mouth as she shakes her head.
Adrianna Salvatore: If that were the way things worked, the people that run this country would have citizens kneeling like they were royalty, but you don’t see that do you? No, Kash. Instead the people that fall into the 1% are being watched. Oh yes, they’re being watched by the other 99% that aren’t mindless little sheep that heed their beck and call. Those that are known, Kash, as the silent majority. We sit and watch. We listen. We wait. We study you and when the small number of the social elite, such are yourself, get so arrogant that they think they can come in, throw money around and get their way, when they think they can take what doesn’t belong to them, that’s when it happens.
Adrianna brings up a hand and snaps her fingers in front of the camera.
Adrianna Salvatore: The uprising. The fighting back. The revolution. This country was built and has survived on revolutions against the corrupt for over two hundred years, Kash. Two hundred and forty four come this year. It’s an endless cycle. It happened with the British and the Colonials. It happened with the Natives and the U.S Army. It happened between the Union and the Confederacy. Shit, there’s tension in the air right now, as we stand here today. Believe me, the right side doesn’t win every battle….
She shakes her head, placing her hands on her hips again, chuckling to herself.
Adrianna Salvatore: Believe me, if they did then you and I wouldn’t be stepping into the ring at Manifest Destiny. However, what I can say is that this country has always persevered against the corruption that tries to destroy it. It’s those who dedicate their entire being to this industry and pay their dues that make it in the long run. Those who survive. Those who truly understand their environment. Like in the Battle of Fort Dearborn, those paltry few who believe they are in control, will realize all too late that they are outnumbered by a force willing to fight for something worth so much more than territory, or monetary gain.
Adrianna pauses, looking down at the ground then lifts her eyes back to the camera, staring coldly.
Adrianna Salvatore: They fight because they know what their homes would become with people like you in any semblance of a position of power. That goes so much as representing New Frontier as one of it’s champions. It’s not going to happen. Not while I carry that United States Championship. See, just like the soldiers at Fort Dearborn, Kash, you’ve willingly stepped into a domain that you don’t know. As much as you think you know, you really don’t know shit. ‘The best trainers money can buy’ you say? What they’ve been trying to crash course you on, I have been studying for over half of my entire life! You can cram as much as you want but if you don’t oil the machine, it’s not gonna function properly. You’re stepping into this battle, Kash, outmatched, outskilled. You’re stepping into a territory that you’ve never been in, yet I am very familiar with.
Pause. Adrianna stares at the camera with a hard gaze for an uncomfortably long moment of silence before she continues.
Adrianna Salvatore: You can buy the knowledge but you can’t buy the skill. You can’t buy the experience. You think throwing money at a martial arts instructor for two weeks is going to prepare you for this final battle? Kumite Rules, Kash. That means there are no rules. There’s no ropes to the ring. You can’t bait me into chasing you. You can’t run from me out of the ring. If you leave that mat, you lose and your United States Title dream goes up in flames just like this fort did when the Powatani burned it to the ground! You have to fight me, Kash. Fight. Me. You have to escape my submissions. You have to slip out from my mount. You can’t grab the ropes to break a hold. Shit, you can’t grab them to try to help you in a pin. There are...no...pins, Kash!
Result: Pinfall
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=As Previously Seen On Twitter=
Adrianna Salvatore: I like to come to places like this, sometimes. See the monuments. Learn the history. We’ve been doing show after show here for the past several weeks so I refreshed my memory a little.
Her attention lifts from the ground and off to the side, past the camera. She’s looking at the mural. She doesn’t smile. She doesn’t frown. She barely even bats an eyelash.
Adrianna Salvatore: This place stood out to me the most. It’s not far from the arena, actually.
She turns directly to the camera then.
Adrianna Salvatore: Tell me something, Angel Kash, how’s your knowledge on American history?
She smirks in a way that says she doubts it. Or at least, she thinks Angel Kash doesn’t care about the significance of this place and why Adrianna might be here.
Adrianna Salvatore: This is Fort Dearborn.
She pushes off of the stone half wall and walks over to the image carved out of the stone. She keeps her broad arms crossed over her chest as she stares up at the image of a U.S soldier facing off against a Native warrior. Above them, hovers an angel, mournfully watching the confrontation.
Adrianna Salvatore: August 15th, 1812. Back when the Native people who grew up on this land were being forced into slavery and executed by American soldiers, a battle took place here. Well, some might call it a massacre.
Adrianna shrugs her shoulders as she glances at the camera, then back to the sculpture.
Adrianna Salvatore: During a massive war, about five hundred Potawatami warriors stormed the Fort to bring the fight back to their enemies. See, the U.S Army, they had the equipment to succeed. They had the tools. They had the government funding. They had all of the physical means but what they didn’t have was the knowledge on their foe. They didn’t know the lay of the land. They didn’t know their own damn battlefield. In a matter of fifteen minutes, the Potawatami sacked the Fort and drove the United States soldiers out. Their side lost about fifteen men. Fifteen out of five hundred. The Army at the fort was utterly defeated. The fort itself was burned down. Casualties aside, it was a perfect example of when someone who thinks they're better than everyone else because of social status comes in and tries to throw their weight around. Just like you, Kash.
Adrianna turns and faces the camera directly, now. She pauses, searching for her next words, or perhaps she’s trying to keep her cool composure. The United States champion raises a hand, using it to stress her point as she talks.
Adrianna Salvatore: Kash, you are part of what’s known as the loud minority. You and your kind bark and yip and howl about how your standing among society is a testament to your morality. You think the size of your bank account demands respect from everyone else.
Adrianna scoffs so hard, she almost spits and has to rub her mouth as she shakes her head.
Adrianna Salvatore: If that were the way things worked, the people that run this country would have citizens kneeling like they were royalty, but you don’t see that do you? No, Kash. Instead the people that fall into the 1% are being watched. Oh yes, they’re being watched by the other 99% that aren’t mindless little sheep that heed their beck and call. Those that are known, Kash, as the silent majority. We sit and watch. We listen. We wait. We study you and when the small number of the social elite, such are yourself, get so arrogant that they think they can come in, throw money around and get their way, when they think they can take what doesn’t belong to them, that’s when it happens.
Adrianna brings up a hand and snaps her fingers in front of the camera.
Adrianna Salvatore: The uprising. The fighting back. The revolution. This country was built and has survived on revolutions against the corrupt for over two hundred years, Kash. Two hundred and forty four come this year. It’s an endless cycle. It happened with the British and the Colonials. It happened with the Natives and the U.S Army. It happened between the Union and the Confederacy. Shit, there’s tension in the air right now, as we stand here today. Believe me, the right side doesn’t win every battle….
She shakes her head, placing her hands on her hips again, chuckling to herself.
Adrianna Salvatore: Believe me, if they did then you and I wouldn’t be stepping into the ring at Manifest Destiny. However, what I can say is that this country has always persevered against the corruption that tries to destroy it. It’s those who dedicate their entire being to this industry and pay their dues that make it in the long run. Those who survive. Those who truly understand their environment. Like in the Battle of Fort Dearborn, those paltry few who believe they are in control, will realize all too late that they are outnumbered by a force willing to fight for something worth so much more than territory, or monetary gain.
Adrianna pauses, looking down at the ground then lifts her eyes back to the camera, staring coldly.
Adrianna Salvatore: They fight because they know what their homes would become with people like you in any semblance of a position of power. That goes so much as representing New Frontier as one of it’s champions. It’s not going to happen. Not while I carry that United States Championship. See, just like the soldiers at Fort Dearborn, Kash, you’ve willingly stepped into a domain that you don’t know. As much as you think you know, you really don’t know shit. ‘The best trainers money can buy’ you say? What they’ve been trying to crash course you on, I have been studying for over half of my entire life! You can cram as much as you want but if you don’t oil the machine, it’s not gonna function properly. You’re stepping into this battle, Kash, outmatched, outskilled. You’re stepping into a territory that you’ve never been in, yet I am very familiar with.
Pause. Adrianna stares at the camera with a hard gaze for an uncomfortably long moment of silence before she continues.
Adrianna Salvatore: You can buy the knowledge but you can’t buy the skill. You can’t buy the experience. You think throwing money at a martial arts instructor for two weeks is going to prepare you for this final battle? Kumite Rules, Kash. That means there are no rules. There’s no ropes to the ring. You can’t bait me into chasing you. You can’t run from me out of the ring. If you leave that mat, you lose and your United States Title dream goes up in flames just like this fort did when the Powatani burned it to the ground! You have to fight me, Kash. Fight. Me. You have to escape my submissions. You have to slip out from my mount. You can’t grab the ropes to break a hold. Shit, you can’t grab them to try to help you in a pin. There are...no...pins, Kash!
Adrianna lifts her hand up extending her thumb, then her index finger, then her middle finger.
Adrianna Salvatore: Submission. Put your opponent out of the ring. Knockout. Those are the only ways you win and you know what? I don’t think you can do it. Not even your little boyfriend, Steele Matthews can save you.Trust me, I made sure of that. I think you’re in over your head and this is the time where someone fully stands up to someone like you and says ‘no more!’ It’s you versus me, Kash. The corrupt versus one who fights for something more than just her own personal interests. We’ve had our battles before Kash, but this Saturday, it’s the end of the war. The silent majority will speak up and be heard. They will rise and be heard….
Adrianna leans into the camera slowly, staring hard at the viewers.
Adrianna Salvatore: And we will eat...the rich….
She steps back from the camera, reaching into the breast pocket of her kutte and pulls her sunglasses out as she walks over to where we now see her motorcycle parked off to the side. From behind, we see the custom patch on the back of her kutte - a cracked skull with a red anarchy symbol appearing as if carved right into the forehead. The camera stays on her as she swings a leg over the seat and sits down, sliding the sunglasses on over her face. Adrianna cranks up the motorcycle and looks back at the camera with a cold smirk and a silent chuckle before looking back ahead and riding off, away from the fort; her Harley engine letting out a deafening roar from the motor as she leaves the scene and we fade to black….
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Tag Team Match
NFW Tag Team Championships
The Skillz Vendorz (c) vs Beautifully Devious
Tag Team Match
NFW Tag Team Championships
The Skillz Vendorz (c) vs Beautifully Devious
Thea Crawford: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the NFW Tag Team Championships!!!!
As JINJER’s “On The Top” begins to play throughout the ringside area, the lights go out, leaving the audience in complete darkness. As the opening guitar picks up, the video wall comes to life with a static screen, flickering with images of Erin Mercer and Bronwyn Goods faces before BEAUTIFULLY DEVIOUS appears afterward. The camera starts a slow creep up the ramp, approaching the stage and we just barely see movement in the dark when--
UNSATISFIED NEED
The lights around the stage suddenly come on, flashing violently, giving brief glimpses of old rune symbols on the walls as a thick layer of smoke crawls across the stage. Emerging through the smoke, between a pair of legs is Salem’s Forgotten Daughter, Bronwyn Good. Her normally gentle face, twists into a terrifying, malicious smile made so by her solid white eyes that stare into the camera as her surgically forked tongue slides out between her teeth, flicking the air.
Makes you push forward
Greed, striving for its reward
Like a racer on the mark, you burn your rubber
Like a starving shark looking for its supper
You run, run, run, run, run
Until it makes no sense
Greed, striving for its reward
Like a racer on the mark, you burn your rubber
Like a starving shark looking for its supper
You run, run, run, run, run
Until it makes no sense
Bronwyn Good, comes up off her stomach and hops up to one knee and a foot on the stage, kneeling in front of the pair of legs she was previously beneath. The stage illuminates more, keeping the majority of the arena in darkness as Bronwyn slowly rises to her feet, revealing - standing back to back with the witch - Erin Mercer, taking up her original singles pose.
Your feet are sore but you're still running
For accomplishment
In this eternal marathon for success
Another day, another dollar, undying motto of success
For accomplishment
In this eternal marathon for success
Another day, another dollar, undying motto of success
As she feels Bronwyn lean back against her, Erin turns her head to look over her shoulder, grinning with just as much wickedness on her face as her tag partner and beloved. In one swift movement, Bronwyn turns, grabbing Erin by the shoulder and spins her around, putting the duo face to face with the ramp to their side. They embrace with Erin’s hands on Bronwyn’s shoulders while Bronwyn wraps an arm low around the redhead’s waist and runs a nail from her other hand, eerily yet affectionately down Erin’s cheek.
Slowly to the top
Is it lonely on the top?
Is it lonely on the top?
Ah, tell me is there anyone for you? (For you, for you)
Is it lonely on the top?
Ah, tell me is there anyone for you? (For you, for you)
Is it lonely on the top?
Is it lonely on the top?
Ah, tell me is there anyone for you? (For you, for you)
Is it lonely on the top?
Ah, tell me is there anyone for you? (For you, for you)
Just when it looks like they’re about to steam things up, before their mouths meet, they turn their attention towards the ring, grinning wider and turn to begin descending the ramp. Both women, for the most part, ignore the audience with the exception of Erin stopping to address one fan, only to stick a hand right in his face to cut him off before continuing towards the ring.
Thea Crawford: At a combined weight of 243 pounds! They are...Salem’s Forgotten Daughter, BRONWYN...GOOD...and...The Red Queen, ERIN...MERCER!! THE BEAUTIFULLY...DEVIOUS!!!
Meanwhile, Bronwyn Good climbs the top turnbuckle and perches on the corner, flicking her tongue out at the audience. Erin Mercer climbs to the parallel turnbuckle, one foot at the top, the other on the center. She scowls at the audience, extending a pointing finger to sweep across the crowd until it reaches Bronwyn’s direction and she turns it palm up, symbolizing reaching for her lover. Her scowl turns to a mischievous smirk as Bronwyn mimics reaching out for her. Together, the Witch and the Red Queen remove their entrance gear - Bronwyn’s hooded leather jacket and Erin’s leather jacket - dropping them to the floor. Erin steps down to the mat while Bronwyn takes a heart stopping dip forward like she’s about to just fall forward off the turnbuckle. However she rolls and lands safely and impressively on one knee before rising and joining Erin in their corner.
Thea Crawford: Their opponents!
As the opening riff of The Used's "Pretty Handsome Awkward" comes on through the arena speakers, the arena lights dim out ad the video wall comes to life with a countdown followed by flashing words on the screen.
8...
7...
6...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
GAME START!
"KICKIN' IT OUT!!"
7...
6...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
GAME START!
"KICKIN' IT OUT!!"
As the opening lyrics rip throughout the arena, a shot of DragonBall Z's Goku throws a Kamehameha at the viwers and the entryway lights up with multicolored lights and the video wall switches to a highlight reel that goes back and forth between clips of various video gameplay and anime footage. Everything from Mortal Kombat, Call of Duty, Battlefield, Skyrim, Mario, Golden Axe, Grand Theft Auto, Battletoads gameplay to action clips of DBZ, Elfen Lied, Ninja Scroll, Hellsing etc -- and then footage of Kat Cage and Sammi Belmont in previous matches hitting their big spots from their arsenals.
Thea Crawford: At a combined weight of 250 pounds! The 8-Bit Princess, Katrina Cage! Adorable, Sammi Belmont! They are the NFW Tag Team Champions! THE SKILLZ VENDORZ!!!!!
As this goes on, The Skillz Vendorz come running and jumping out from the curtain. More specifically, Katrina Cage runs out first, followed by Sammi Belmont. Katrina does a silly, playful bow to the audience and as she does, Sammi Belmont runs and leapfrogs over her. She lands and spins, full of energy, yelling to the crowd. Her and Kat come to stand side by side. They nod to each other with big smiles and mimic the DragonBall Fusion Dance pose. Multicolored pyro goes off on the stage and the two start down the ramp.
Your dream vacation
Small hostage refuge
A work in progress
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile
I beg to differ
Make me an offer
Warm summer rain
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile
Small hostage refuge
A work in progress
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile
I beg to differ
Make me an offer
Warm summer rain
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile
Kat Cage and Sammi Belmont come down the aisle, each taking a side where they happily high five and slap hands of fans in the front row. At the end of the ramp, they come together where Kat climbs up to the apron and gets into the ring. She climbs the turnbuckle as Sammi gets a running start along the side of the ring and athletically jumps up onto the apron to the parallel turnbuckle. Sammi grabs the ropes and hops over, skillfully landing on the middle turnbuckle where her and Kat repeat the Fusion Dance pose. As they do, spotlights shine down on them both.
Hey, are you okay?
You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward
Do you feel okay?
You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward
You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward
Do you feel okay?
You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward
Both girls then climb down from the turnbuckles and meet in their corner, high fiving, fist bumping, dapping one another before removing their entrance gear and waiting for the match to start.
~DING DING DING~
The bell rings, and it’s Katrina Cage and Bronwyn Good starting the match for their respective teams. Both women circle one another, sizing each other up before stepping in and locking up immediately. Kat gets Bronwyn in a wristlock, spinning around and wrenching it in. Good cries out, throwing a back elbow which stuns Kat. Bronwyn turns, driving a few strikes into Cage before grabbing her and looking to toss her into her team's corner, but Kat slips free, redirecting her momentum into the ropes before coming back and hitting a slingblade on Good, taking her to the mat. The champion goes to her corner, making the tag to Sammi Belmont.
Sammi moves in, pulling Bronwyn to her feet, but Good was playing possum, and as soon as she gets to her feet she pushes Belmont back and snaps off a hard superkick, stunning Sammi long enough for Good to get a running start and hitting a shotgun dropkick to the champion, launching her opponent into her team's corner. She runs in and hits a step up enzuigiri, assisted by the ropes, and Erin Mercer tags in. The Red Queen steps through the ropes, drags Belmont out of the corner, and spins her around before hitting a German Suplex into a bridge.
One!
Tw-!!
Belmont kicks out, rolling away from Mercer and getting to her feet. She leaps up onto the second rope, springboarding backwards to catch Erin with a surprise cutter! Sammi does a kip up, turning to attempt a standing moonsault, but Erin gets her knees up, forcing Belmont to roll over in pain. Erin gets to her feet, yanking Sammi up by her hair and throwing her into the ropes. Belmont comes back, only to eat a face full of elbow, dropping the Brit to the mat with a thud. Mercer reaches down, rolling Sammi over and grabbing her by the ankle, grapevining her leg into a vicious kneebar! Sammi cries out in pain, using her free leg to kick at Erin’s face, but Mercer has her in a position where the kicks have little power, and the Red Queen can easily avoid the strikes. What Erin wasn’t prepared for was a leg drop from Katrina Cage, who comes in to break up the submission attempt. Bronwyn Good comes in to punish Kat, but when she does, Cage slips under, wrapping Bronwyn up and hitting a quick belly to back suplex. Both illegal women get out of the ring, Kat to her corner and Bronwyn rolling out to the apron.
Sammi is on her feet again, stomping her leg to get the feeling back in it as Erin makes her way to her. The Red Queen whips Belmont into the corner, but Sammi runs up the turnbuckle and comes back with a flying crossbody! Mercer rolls her over with the momentum of the leap, hooking a leg for a pin attempt!
One!
Two!!
Sammi kicks out again, but Erin isn’t done, attempting to turn the failed pin into another kneebar! Belmont sits up, driving a couple of elbows into Mercer’s face to break the hold before getting to her feet. She leaps to her corner, tagging in Kat who immediately gets into the ring, going for Erin, but Mercer has hurried to her corner to tag in Bronwyn Good! Kat overextends herself, and eats a pair of stereo superkicks from Beautifully Devious as a result! Bronwyn drags her to the center of the ring before getting her up onto her knees, rebounding off the rope to nail the champion with the CAULDRON STIRRER! Katrina groans as Bronwyn rolls her up tight.
One!
Two!!
THRE-!!
With a HUGE dive across the ring, Sammi breaks the pin up at the last second! Erin Mercer comes back in, and begins to put the boots to Belmont, who rolls out of the ring to the floor. The Red Queen follows as Bronwyn Good gets Katrina Cage to her feet. She throws Cage into the ropes, rebounding on the opposite side, leaping to deliver BURN THE WITCH but Kat ducks, causing Good to whiff and hit the mat. She baseball slides under the ropes, connecting with the side of Erin Mercer’s face to save Sammi from RED DEATH on the outside! The Skillz Vendorz get back into the ring, Sammi to their corner as Kat gets Bronwyn to her feet. Katrina makes the tag to Sammi, setting up and executing the C.T.D.!!! Sammi rolls Bronwyn up tight, and Kat goes on the defensive, hitting a lariat on Erin Mercer as the referee counts.
One!
Two!!
THREE!!!
~DING DING DING~
Thea Crawford: Here are your winners and STILL the NFW Tag Team Champions!!! THE SKILLZ VENDORZ!!!!!
Andrew Payne: Congratulations on another successful defense, Kat and Sammi!! Hard work pays off!
Miranda Augustino: They keep wrestling like that, they’re gonna be Tag Team Champions a long time, Andy!
Winner: The Skillz Vendorz (STILL CHAMPIONS)
Result: Pinfall
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The scene opens inside what looks like a Gladiatorial arena, where the camera naturally doesn’t show the action in the colosseum. However, the cheer of the rowdy fans dressed in togas can be heard throughout the arena. However, the camera soon pans up and dressed in a lavish purple dress sitting looking high above is none other than the Trillion-Dollar Princess who was being tended to by her servants her glass was being filled, grapes were being fed to her. As she looked lavish before dismissing the servants and giving the camera a million-dollar smile before speaking in her normal arrogant tone.
Angel Kash: You know its fitting to be here watching over the squabbles of the commoners. I mean throughout history there has always been hierarchy those below to be commanded, by those above them. And yes I am above all of you it is the cold reality of life. Like what is going down below me is just another example from Ancient times.
Angel smirked she is surrounded by soldiers dressed in traditional Roman legionnaire gear. As she fluffed her hair looking at the action. Liking what she was seeing with a sick look on her face, as she soon began speaking in the same regal tone.
Angel Kash: Human history shows us what happens when barbarians, peasants, and commoners try and rise above their station. They suffer the consequences society falters, and the world enters a dark age until the next leaders step up and become the new aristocracy and stir the ship in the right direction. Look at my opponent for Manifest Destiny The so-called Anarchist Queen Adrianna Salvatore.
Angel has a look of disgust as she says the name of the current United States champion. As she soon sips the wine out of a gold cup before placing it down. Before her look becomes more evil and cruel as she is still watching the action below.
Angel Kash: Let us break this down for the past two times when been n the rng together it hasn’t been you who has gotten the win no it has been me. I have been teaching you why I am above you on the hierarchy. You might be bigger and stronger than me but smarter? No. First I pinned you get this shot at Manifest Destiny, and second of all I won our tag team match pinning the number one contender for the World title in the process.
Angel smiles thinking about her own victories, before returning her gaze on the camera.
Angel Kash: And at Manifest Destiny you and me two different world views clash. One with a utopian dream who thinks for one second the plebians can lead themselves. When it has been proven your type needs leaders true leaders you can cite battles won whereas I can cite wars won. Which is a major difference between us. You focus on just the battle ahead and you are a devastating force I won’t take that away from you and in our first match you showed your power, skill, and ability and why you hold the United States championship. However, the ending of that match showed your shortcomings you fell into my hands and I took full advantage you can cry foul but that is ultimately how things end for movements lead by the 99%. It becomes a mess, and then a leader has to take control. And I am the leader that NFW needs.
Angel smirks, as she soon looks as she snaps her fingers, as her gold goblet is once again filled. Before waving off the servant as she counties speaking.
Angel Kash: Coming Manifest Destiny I am taking the plunge into the arena. Yes, your empress is stepping into the arena herself. Into your environment and all week my man, my advisors have all been asking me why would I do this? Why would I risk my livelihood for the United States? After all I could have just had a normal match with you or anything else but I chose to accept your Kumite Rules challenge. Normally, I would of never accepted such a barbaric match but I am so sick and tired of being judged by the likes of you Adrianna. I step into a match with no rules, no pins, only knockouts, and submissions. This is so right up your alley and your fans and fellow wrestlers think I am crazy for doing this. Just as I wanted just as I predicted you’re dismissing the challenge in front of you just like you did at Trauma 15. And I don’t need to remind you what happened do I?
Angel smirks, before looking down and doing a thumbs down before the sound of Lions can be heard. Which causes a fiendish smirk to appear on Kash’s face. As she turned back to the camera.
Angel Kash: You act as if this is already won before it began. You act like those two that were in the arena thinking that their best was good enough. You have become complacent. Whereas I have been training for the better part of this past month with the best trainers money can buy, I have been improving my conditioning mentally, and physically. I am in the best shape in my entire life my entire career, and I am focused which is trouble for you. Now I know I won’t be leaving unscathed but for all the physical damage you will do, I will take what you hold more dear than anything else. That United States title I will take your pride. I will scar you mentally you will be left wondering why? Why in the environment that is my home how did I lose again to Angel?
Angel smirks before speaking in a slow and deliberate way.
Angel Kash: Because the hierarchy will be restored this Sunday. And the United States will finally have a champion it can be proud of a true queen it can respect. All hail the true nobility of professional wrestling all hail Angel Kash. See you, Sunday Adrianna.
Angel blows a kiss in a smug fashion before laughing evilly out loud. As the scene then fades to black.
As the cameras return to ringside, the ropes and turnbuckles have been removed from the ring posts. Ring announcer Thea Crawford stands in the center of the mat with her microphone.
Thea Crawford: The following contest is a special Kumite Rules match for the NFW United States Championship! In this match, there are no pinfalls or count outs. The only way to win is by submission, knockout, or sending your opponent out onto the floor. Closed fisted strikes, blatant chokes, strikes below the belt, are all legal in this match. The only ones allowed on the mat during the match will be the competitors and the referee. Outside interference will result in a disqualification of the beneficial competitor. Without further adieu, ladies and gentlemen, let us begin the match! Introducing first!!!
Miranda Augustino: Ohhhhh shit, Andy! They’re actually doing this!
Andrew Payne: I never thought I’d see the day we had this type of match in wrestling but this is NFW! If the fans want it, I think Steven Brody’ll sanction anything!
The fans begin to boo loudly as "Superficial" by Heidi Montag hits over the public address system.
As the lights dim and flash gold all over the arena, a lone spotlight forms at the entrance ramp. After a few moments, Steele Matthews walks out from behind the curtain with his Cheshire cat grin plastered across his face. As he applauds, within a few seconds in an arrogant and exaggerated fashion, Angel Kash herself, walks out as the fans boo loudly.
Thea Crawford: The challenger! From New York, New York! Accompanied to the ring by Steele Matthews! Weighing in at 130 pounds! The Trillion Dollar Princess! ANGEL...KASH!!
Angel blows an arrogant kiss to the fans before doing a series of arrogant poses at the top of the ramp. She then says something to Steele as he first goes ahead, before the arrogant rich blonde bombshell does an arrogant supermodel like strut down to the ring, taunting the fans as she walks by them, before rudely sticking out her hand, and flipping her hair arrogantly as she brushes past the fans, not letting them even come close to touching her. She makes her way up the ring steps with Steele, holding her hand from the outside. Angel moves to the center of the mat, posing in a taunting manner to the fans as Steele Matthews follows her up the steps and stands back to admire her beauty.
Thea Crawford: And...her opponent!
The lights in the arena flicker out. The video wall comes to life with an image of Earth in from space as Motorhead’s “Eat The Rich” begins to play. As it does, the vignette depicts a flaming meteor hurtling towards the planet.
The vignette switches to various shots of Earth's population. People from all different regions as a shadow looms over, blocking out the sun. They all look up, eyes widening in horror.
From a bird's eye view, the meteor SLAMS into the Earth's surface, just as the chorus hits, causing a fiery flash on the screen and the vignette switches to grainy, black and white images of Adrianna Salvatore's most brutal match highlights, mixed in with closeups of her rather deranged smile and menacing sneer.
In the pitch black arena, lights on the stage come on, flashing and flickering. They illuminate a silhouette seated on a motorcycle with the headlight on.. Due to the lights positioning, all we see is the solid black outline, obscuring the lights behind it. As the chorus hits, the lights switch, coming on to light up the stage and ramp in a soft white but still leaving the arena dark. We see the figure in detail now as Adrianna Salvatore lifts her head and stares down at the ring from under her hood. Rather than her usual ring gear, she’s wearing a fighter’s knee length robe with the hood up. Her hands are wrapped in hand tape. Not yet seen, under her robe, are a pair of black Muay Thai shorts and a black sports bra. Over the pants currently, are a pair of black riding chaps. Instead of her boots, she has on a simple pair of slip-on sneakers.
Thea Crawford: Her opponent! From Brooklyn, New York! Weighing in at 150 pounds! She is the NFW United States Champion! The Queen of Anarchy! ADRIANNA….SALVATORE!!!!!
Adrianna doesn’t move from the stage, however, as she just sits there with a dark smirk creeping onto her face as the lights return to normal and her music fades out.
Miranda Augustino: Uhhhh...the hell, Andy?
Andrew Payne: I’m as lost as you are, Mir.
Miranda Augustino: The hell’s the champ doing? She ain’t getting cold feet is she?
Andrew Payne: I don’t know. I--
The silence is broken and commentary is interrupted by the sudden sound of Rico Nasty’s “Smack A Bitch” coming on over the speakers.
The audience in attendance lets out a surprised pop as the curtain behind Adrianna parts and out steps, her fiance, MIA HAYASHI!! Black daisy dukes, fish nets, Chucks and a cropped t-shirt from Adrianna’s NFW merch sales is the little spitfire’s attire for tonight as she comes strutting out onto the stage, waaaaaay too arrogant for your average manager.
Andrew Payne: WHOA!!!
Miranda Augustino: MIA’S BACK?! SINCE WHEN?!
Andrew Payne: MIA HAYASHI IS HERE AT MANIFEST DESTINY!!
Miranda Augustino: SHE’S CONTRACTED OVER AT DOMINION PRO!! WHAT’S SHE DOING HERE?!
Well, to answer Miranda’s question, Mia has a microphone in one of her gloved hands which she brings up to her black painted, smiling lips as her music cuts out.
Mia Hayashi: Wow, babe... the opponents you end up with, they really know how to pick 'em...
Mia said, an amused smirk on her face, shaking her head.
Mia Hayashi: Angel Kash. I mean, where the hell do we even start? The 80's soft-core porno name? The boyfriend with an even MORE 80s soft-core porno name? The fact that you'd probably be better off IN porn than trying to beat my girl here? For real. This bitch right here is one of the most terrifying, destructive forces in wrestling today. Meanwhile.... you? Christ, you've got as much of a chance at beating Adrianna as Donald Trump does of ever running a successful business. Or as Kelly Clarkson does of ever managing to pass a Dunkin Donuts without stopping in. In other words? Girl... you are fucked worse than your name would imply.
Mia walked over to Adrianna, swinging her leg over to sit behind her on her motorcycle, holding onto her with one arm, holding the mic..
Mia Hayashi: I might not be able to compete any more... but damn if I'm not gonna manage the FUCK outta this woman. Adrianna? GET 'ER!!!!!
Motorhead’s “Eat The Rich” picks right back up at the chorus as Adrianna Salvatore rides down the ramp, towards the ring. Mia holds on tight; one hand on Adrianna’s shoulder and the other extended with a middle finger aimed at Kash and Matthews. Once Adrianna reaches ringside, she circles the ring on her bike and parks it facing the stage. Mia hops down off the bike as Adrianna dismounts and helps her with her robe. As the robe comes off, we see the United States Championship around Adrianna’s waist. Adrianna pulls off the riding chaps, quickly going from biker look to pure fighter.
Andrew Payne: I can’t believe my eyes! Mia Hayashi has returned to New Frontier! I guess she’s a manager now!
Miranda Augustino: Well she did have that surgery! Two discs in her back are fused together after a brutal attack that took place over in Dominion!
Andrew Payne: Still got that attitude on her.
Miranda Augustino: I love it!
Adrianna and Mia share a quick kiss as Mia gives some last words of encouragement and Adrianna moves up the steps, onto the mat as she pulls the U.S title off from around her waist. She gets right up in Angel Kash’s face, raising the belt up in the air. Angel Kash demands the ref get her to back up while also pointing at the title and saying “that’s mine! Just you wait!” Adrianna backs off from Angel, handing the ref the belt and backs up to her corner. She kicks off her slip-ons which Mia comes over to grab them off the mat. Adrianna rolls her shoulders while Angel talks with Steele some for last second motivation and the referee holds the title up for the fans to see before handing it off to the timekeeper.
The referee for this match is Senior NFW Official, James Greer. He checks that both competitors have no foreign objects hidden inside their gear and then calls them to the center. He gives them a chance to shake hands or knock fists. Despite her disdain for the challenger, Adrianna sticks a fist out. Angel looks down at it and back up to her with disgust on her face and flips her hair. Finally, James Greer gives the command to step back once. He commands them to get into their stances. Angel Kash brings her fists up in an amateur boxing posture. Adrianna goes right into a classic Muay Thai stance, aaaaaaaand….
James Greer: HAJIME!!!!
~DING DING DING~
The second after the bell rang, Adrianna Salvatore lunged at Angel Kash, causing the Golden Queen to scream in surprise and back off, taking cover behind the ref and pointing past him to Adrianna, yelling to the ref that she wasn’t ready yet. The official just pulls free and warns Kash not to put her hands on him again as he steps back and motions for the two to start the match. Steele Matthews yells up to Adrianna to give Angel a minute to get situated. Mia Hayashi starts throwing her hand up, yelling out a chant that the crowd eventually gets behind her with.
Crowd:
WHUP THAT TRICK!
WHUP THAT TRICK!
WHUP THAT TRICK!
WHUP THAT TRICK!
Steele Matthews turns and shouts for the audience to shut their damn mouths. Angel Kash does the same thing while Steele goes over to Mia and looms over the little 5’1” Japanese-Korean. She just throws out her arms, gaining a laugh out of the front row as she yells loud enough for the camera mic to pick up.
Steele Matthews: You need to learn your damn place, you little ingrate!
Mia Hayashi: Whatchu gonna do?! Dollar Tree Rico Suave lookin’ motherfucker!
Angel Kash yells down to Mia Hayashi to not talk to Steele that way and as she turns back around, Adrianna’s right there, shooting in low with surprising quickness. She scoops Angel up by the legs, eliciting a somewhat hilarious shriek before slamming her to the mat with a wrestling takedown. She takes her down hard and goes right into a mount, beginning to rain down fists and elbows towards Angel’s head and face. However, the challenger gets a surprisingly impressive guard up with her arms, shielding her herself from the brunt of the blows.
Andrew Payne: And here we go!! Adrianna opens up with the first bit of offense!! Takedown and a ground and pound!
Miranda Augustino: Oh man!!! She is vicious!
Andrew Payne: She’s gonna try and end this one quickly!
Adrianna continues to just hammer blows down upon Kash’s forearms while Steele yells for her to let up and Mia, with the crowd, cheers her on. Eventually, Adrianna does let up and gets up off of Angel, standing over her. Muscles tense as she clenches her fists. She pulls her mouth guard out, screaming down at Kash.
Adrianna Salvatore: GET UP!!!! GET THE FUCK UP!!!!! LET’S GO, BADASS!!!!!!
She sticks the mouth guard back in and backs off, motioning with her hands for Kash to get up and come get her. Kash sits on the mat, holding her forearms with a mix of pain and concern on her face as she looks to the ref and Steele. Steele’s telling her she’s got this as she tentatively gets up to her feet. Adrianna opens out her arms and tells her to come get it. Kash gets a determined look on her face, takes a deep breath, sticks up her dukes and moves in. Adrianna brings her hands back into her Muay Thai stance and moves in to meet her. They circle the center of the mat for a moment before Adrianna pats her jaw and sticks it out, telling Kash to give her one.
Miranda Augustino: She telling Kash to hit her?! Like a free shot?!
Andrew Payne: Seems so!
Angel Kash steps in as coaxed and clips Adrianna Salvatore across the jaw with a jab. Adrianna grins and calls for another one. Harder. Angel steps in again, her stance rather impressive, and jabs her again. Adrianna’s head rocks back and still she smiles. She goads Kash to hit her a third time, and this time, Kash shocks the crowd, stepping in with a well executed combo, blasting Adrianna with a cross to the jaw and a shot right to the ribs. Adrianna actually keels over. Angel quickly grabs her by the head and starts throwing knees which Adrianna blocks with her hands and arms. She steps in to shoot for Kash’s waist again. Kash sprawls and takes Adrianna down into a Guillotine choke. The crowd reacts with surprise, some of them actually impressed with Kash’s execution. It’s not expert level but she clearly listened to whoever taught her.
Andrew Payne: Hey! Whoa, now! Watch out! Kash with a Guillotine choke on Salvatore!
Miranda Augustino: Damn!! Rich bitch really do it, boi looka here!
Andrew Payne: What?
Miranda Augustino: Nothin’....
Kash cinches in the Guillotine choke tight, trying to choke Adrianna out on her knees. Steele and Mia both yell for their clients. Adrianna powers up to her feet and powers forward, pushing Kash back towards the edge of the mat. It’s obvious she’s trying to push Kash off for the win so Kash lets her out of the hold and moves off to the side, getting away from the edge. Adrianna goes to a knee to catch a breath as Kash starts to gloat to the crowd, yelling about the best trainers money can buy and makes the title motion around her waist. Adrianna gets back to her feet and goes into a ready stance. This time, she looks like she’s ready to go for more grappling as she takes an Olympic wrestling stance. Kash brings up her fists again but hunches lower, circling the mat with Adrianna. Kash goes for another combo with her fists but Adrianna steps in and initiates a collar tie-up.
Andrew Payne: Now this looks more like a wrestling match.
Miranda Augustino: It does.
Kash gets one of Adrianna’s arms loose from her and goes for an Ankle Pick but she goes for the wrong one and Adrianna is able to get in behind her for a waistlock. She lifts Angel up and SLAMS her down into another wrestling takedown. Adrianna mounts Kash’s back and starts throwing punches and elbows down at her head but Kash manages to cover up again. Adrianna lets up off of the ground pound but this time grabs Kash by the waist and goes for a deadlift German Suplex. To the shock of the crowd, however, Kash throws an arm over Adrianna’s head and dips forward into a Rolling Kneebar. The crowd volume rises again as Kash cinches in the kneebar as best she can. She torques back on the knee but Adrianna manages to get her other leg free and uses her foot to start kicking at Kash’s chest and face to get loose. She finally nails her in the nose with a heel and gets free as Kash grabs at her nose, crying out. The Golden Queen rolls onto her front, holding her nose as blood trickles slowly through her fingers.
Andrew Payne: Oh, Angel Kash is bleeding! She might have a broken nose!
Miranda Augustino: She agreed to the match, Andy! She had to know this was a possibility!
Adrianna rolls back onto her feet as the ref does a courtesy check on Angel. Steele demands that the ref have the doctor come over and look at her. Referee Greer states that per the rules, Angel would have to submit or leave the ring, which would disqualify her. Angel yells to Steele that she’s not losing this match. The sight of her own blood on her hand has her trembling angrily as she gets to her feet and turns towards Adrianna. The champion comes charging in and makes a surprising leap through the air, twisting her entire body and delivering a powerful kick to Ang--NO!! Kash moves and has the audacity to pull referee James Greer in the way! Adrianna’s kick comes down hard into his chest, knocking the official down so hard, he rolls off of the mat and to the floor. Adrianna gets to her feet, realizing what she did with a shocked look on her face. Steele yells up that she needs to be disqualified. Adrianna spins around and gets caught with a brutal flurry of rights and lefts from Angel Kash. Kash actually catches her off guard and Adrianna can barely cover up as Kash starts rocking her with dirty boxing punches.
Andrew Payne: Look out! Adrianna accidentally hit the referee and here comes Kash! Unloading with hooks and crosses!
Miranda Augustino: Man! She is laying it in!!
After several blows to the face and ribs, Angel drops Adrianna with a hard left against one of the ring posts. Blood runs from her nose and the corner of her mouth. Looks like there’s a cut on her eyebrow too. Adrianna manages to balance herself back against it as Kash comes in again for another rush of punches. Adrianna comes in to meet her and Kash hits only elbows and forearms as Adrianna blocks her fists. Adrianna suddenly strikes back, with a punch of her own. This one absolutely rocks Kash and Adrianna follows up with left and right elbow strikes across the face and jaw. She finishes up with a downward angled roundhouse kick that BLASTS Angel across the face and sends her to the mat. Now they both look banged up and Adrianna stumbles over to the ringpost as the pace slows down and she realizes she has a minute to catch herself again. Angel Kash apparently caught her off guard with how she came into this match.
Andrew Payne: Angel’s down! Kash is down! That might be a knockout!
Miranda Augustino: Is she still conscious?!
Andrew Payne: I don’t know! Wait, she’s moving! Yes! She’s conscious! Adrianna’s taking a breather though!
Miranda Augustino: Maaaan, this fucking match, Andy! No, this is a damn FIGHT!!!
Andrew Payne: Hey wait a goddamn minute! Steele Matthews! He’s got a chair! Are you fucking kidding me?!
Grabbing a chair from under the ring, Steele Matthews slides onto the mat and approaches Adrianna, raising it up to strike. The crowd goes from trying to warn Adrianna to popping as Mia Hayashi scrambles up onto the mat and runs up, wrestling the chair out of Steele’s hands from behind. Steele turns around as Mia throws the chair to the outside floor and throws a middle finger up in his face. Steele just grabs Mia by the shoulders and SHOVES her off of the mat. She lands on her feet but tumbles down, letting out a pained cry and puts a hand to her back. The camera briefly catches an enraged look on Adrianna’s face before she explodes away from the ring post. Steele turns around right into THE MOAB LAUNCH!!!!! He hits the mat, grabbing his ribs, rolling out to the floor himself now.
Andrew Payne: STEELE GETS TAKEN DOWN BY THE MOAB!!! I HOPE MIA’S OKAY!
Miranda Augustino: We got no ref, Andy! James is still ou--wait!!! Here comes Yumi!
The crowd pops as referee Yumi Akiyama comes running down to the ring and slides up onto the mat, taking over the officiating of this match. She immediately starts coaxing Adrianna away from the edge as her focus is on her yelling at Steele never to lay a finger on her fiance again. As this is going on, Angel Kash is getting up to her feet and sees the opportunity. Adrianna backs up right into a rear waistlock and Kash goes for a German Suplex to throw Adrianna off of the other edge but Adrianna gets an arm around her head and blocks the lift, wrapping a leg around one of Kash’s. As Kash is made to set her down again, Adrianna rolls forward, hip tossing Kash and going down with her. She maintains the hold on her head and locks her right into COLD EMBRACE!!!!!
Andrew Payne: COLD EMBRACE!!!! THERE IT IS!!!! THAT REAR NAKED CHOKE, SHE LIKES TO USE!!!!
Miranda Augustino: IT LOOKS LIKE ANY OTHER CHOKE BUT ADRIANNA CUTS THE BLOOD OFF INSTEAD OF THE AIR!! IT TAKES EFFECT QUICKER!!!
Angel Kash thrashes in the hold for a brief moment, trying to get free but as she feels herself starting to fade, she lifts her hand like she’s going to tap. She doesn’t, however, and spends her last conscious moment trying to pull Adrianna’s arm free before she just goes completely limp and referee Akiyama calls for the bell.
~DING DING DING~
Andrew Payne: Holy shit, she’s out! Angel Kash is out!!
Miranda Augustino: She didn’t tap?!
Andrew Payne: No! She held on until she physically gave out!
Miranda Augustino: Whoa!!!
Thea Crawford: Here is your winner aaaaand STILL the NFW United States Champion! ADRIANNA...SALVATORE!!!
“King of the World” plays as Adrianna lets Angel go and gets to her feet. A ring doctor checks on Referee James Greer while Referee Yumi Akiyama retrieves and presents Adrianna with the title. Mia Hayashi climbs up onto the mat, hugging the champion around her waist. One arm of Adrianna’s goes around the little Asian’s shoulders while the other arm raises, clutching the United States Championship in her hand.
Andrew Payne: Congratulations on retaining the title, champ! Well earned!
Miranda Augustino: Yo...dude...can we talk about Angel Kash for a second? People doubt her. People talk shit on her. I talk shit on her...but holy CRAP!!! Ol’girl came here to fight for a title, Andy!!
Andrew Payne: That was some damn good boxing and pretty decent jiu jitsu, Miranda. Not gonna lie but in the end, we can only have one winner and it’s the Queen of Anarchy.
Miranda Augustino: Or as her beloved little chihuahua there will say “the Fucking King of the World!”
Sela: Have you heard? There's a rumor over in Trauma-berg. Have you heard what they've been saying in the backstage? Although the magician is the champ, one psycho is making this her chance.
Result: Pinfall
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Angel Kash: You know its fitting to be here watching over the squabbles of the commoners. I mean throughout history there has always been hierarchy those below to be commanded, by those above them. And yes I am above all of you it is the cold reality of life. Like what is going down below me is just another example from Ancient times.
Angel smirked she is surrounded by soldiers dressed in traditional Roman legionnaire gear. As she fluffed her hair looking at the action. Liking what she was seeing with a sick look on her face, as she soon began speaking in the same regal tone.
Angel Kash: Human history shows us what happens when barbarians, peasants, and commoners try and rise above their station. They suffer the consequences society falters, and the world enters a dark age until the next leaders step up and become the new aristocracy and stir the ship in the right direction. Look at my opponent for Manifest Destiny The so-called Anarchist Queen Adrianna Salvatore.
Angel has a look of disgust as she says the name of the current United States champion. As she soon sips the wine out of a gold cup before placing it down. Before her look becomes more evil and cruel as she is still watching the action below.
Angel Kash: Let us break this down for the past two times when been n the rng together it hasn’t been you who has gotten the win no it has been me. I have been teaching you why I am above you on the hierarchy. You might be bigger and stronger than me but smarter? No. First I pinned you get this shot at Manifest Destiny, and second of all I won our tag team match pinning the number one contender for the World title in the process.
Angel smiles thinking about her own victories, before returning her gaze on the camera.
Angel Kash: And at Manifest Destiny you and me two different world views clash. One with a utopian dream who thinks for one second the plebians can lead themselves. When it has been proven your type needs leaders true leaders you can cite battles won whereas I can cite wars won. Which is a major difference between us. You focus on just the battle ahead and you are a devastating force I won’t take that away from you and in our first match you showed your power, skill, and ability and why you hold the United States championship. However, the ending of that match showed your shortcomings you fell into my hands and I took full advantage you can cry foul but that is ultimately how things end for movements lead by the 99%. It becomes a mess, and then a leader has to take control. And I am the leader that NFW needs.
Angel smirks, as she soon looks as she snaps her fingers, as her gold goblet is once again filled. Before waving off the servant as she counties speaking.
Angel Kash: Coming Manifest Destiny I am taking the plunge into the arena. Yes, your empress is stepping into the arena herself. Into your environment and all week my man, my advisors have all been asking me why would I do this? Why would I risk my livelihood for the United States? After all I could have just had a normal match with you or anything else but I chose to accept your Kumite Rules challenge. Normally, I would of never accepted such a barbaric match but I am so sick and tired of being judged by the likes of you Adrianna. I step into a match with no rules, no pins, only knockouts, and submissions. This is so right up your alley and your fans and fellow wrestlers think I am crazy for doing this. Just as I wanted just as I predicted you’re dismissing the challenge in front of you just like you did at Trauma 15. And I don’t need to remind you what happened do I?
Angel smirks, before looking down and doing a thumbs down before the sound of Lions can be heard. Which causes a fiendish smirk to appear on Kash’s face. As she turned back to the camera.
Angel Kash: You act as if this is already won before it began. You act like those two that were in the arena thinking that their best was good enough. You have become complacent. Whereas I have been training for the better part of this past month with the best trainers money can buy, I have been improving my conditioning mentally, and physically. I am in the best shape in my entire life my entire career, and I am focused which is trouble for you. Now I know I won’t be leaving unscathed but for all the physical damage you will do, I will take what you hold more dear than anything else. That United States title I will take your pride. I will scar you mentally you will be left wondering why? Why in the environment that is my home how did I lose again to Angel?
Angel smirks before speaking in a slow and deliberate way.
Angel Kash: Because the hierarchy will be restored this Sunday. And the United States will finally have a champion it can be proud of a true queen it can respect. All hail the true nobility of professional wrestling all hail Angel Kash. See you, Sunday Adrianna.
Angel blows a kiss in a smug fashion before laughing evilly out loud. As the scene then fades to black.
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NFW United States Championship Match
=KUMITE RULES=
Angel Kash vs Adrianna Salvatore (c)
NFW United States Championship Match
=KUMITE RULES=
Angel Kash vs Adrianna Salvatore (c)
As the cameras return to ringside, the ropes and turnbuckles have been removed from the ring posts. Ring announcer Thea Crawford stands in the center of the mat with her microphone.
Thea Crawford: The following contest is a special Kumite Rules match for the NFW United States Championship! In this match, there are no pinfalls or count outs. The only way to win is by submission, knockout, or sending your opponent out onto the floor. Closed fisted strikes, blatant chokes, strikes below the belt, are all legal in this match. The only ones allowed on the mat during the match will be the competitors and the referee. Outside interference will result in a disqualification of the beneficial competitor. Without further adieu, ladies and gentlemen, let us begin the match! Introducing first!!!
Miranda Augustino: Ohhhhh shit, Andy! They’re actually doing this!
Andrew Payne: I never thought I’d see the day we had this type of match in wrestling but this is NFW! If the fans want it, I think Steven Brody’ll sanction anything!
It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard
It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard
It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard
As the lights dim and flash gold all over the arena, a lone spotlight forms at the entrance ramp. After a few moments, Steele Matthews walks out from behind the curtain with his Cheshire cat grin plastered across his face. As he applauds, within a few seconds in an arrogant and exaggerated fashion, Angel Kash herself, walks out as the fans boo loudly.
Thea Crawford: The challenger! From New York, New York! Accompanied to the ring by Steele Matthews! Weighing in at 130 pounds! The Trillion Dollar Princess! ANGEL...KASH!!
Hoppin' out the maserati
All I see is paparazzi
Snapping pictures for the
Front cover of a magazine
So I pose in everything I wear
Love to make the people stare
Always center of attention
Lookin' so bootylicious
All I see is paparazzi
Snapping pictures for the
Front cover of a magazine
So I pose in everything I wear
Love to make the people stare
Always center of attention
Lookin' so bootylicious
Angel blows an arrogant kiss to the fans before doing a series of arrogant poses at the top of the ramp. She then says something to Steele as he first goes ahead, before the arrogant rich blonde bombshell does an arrogant supermodel like strut down to the ring, taunting the fans as she walks by them, before rudely sticking out her hand, and flipping her hair arrogantly as she brushes past the fans, not letting them even come close to touching her. She makes her way up the ring steps with Steele, holding her hand from the outside. Angel moves to the center of the mat, posing in a taunting manner to the fans as Steele Matthews follows her up the steps and stands back to admire her beauty.
Thea Crawford: And...her opponent!
They say music is the food of love,
Let's see if you are hungry enough,
Take a bite, take another, just like a good boy would,
Let's see if you are hungry enough,
Take a bite, take another, just like a good boy would,
The vignette switches to various shots of Earth's population. People from all different regions as a shadow looms over, blocking out the sun. They all look up, eyes widening in horror.
Get a sweet thing on the side,
Home cooking, homicide,
Side order, could be your daughter,
Fingerlicking good
Home cooking, homicide,
Side order, could be your daughter,
Fingerlicking good
From a bird's eye view, the meteor SLAMS into the Earth's surface, just as the chorus hits, causing a fiery flash on the screen and the vignette switches to grainy, black and white images of Adrianna Salvatore's most brutal match highlights, mixed in with closeups of her rather deranged smile and menacing sneer.
Come on baby, eat the rich,
Put the bite on the son of a bitch,
Don't mess up, don't you give me no switch,
C'mon baby eat the rich
C'mon baby eat the rich
Put the bite on the son of a bitch,
Don't mess up, don't you give me no switch,
C'mon baby eat the rich
C'mon baby eat the rich
In the pitch black arena, lights on the stage come on, flashing and flickering. They illuminate a silhouette seated on a motorcycle with the headlight on.. Due to the lights positioning, all we see is the solid black outline, obscuring the lights behind it. As the chorus hits, the lights switch, coming on to light up the stage and ramp in a soft white but still leaving the arena dark. We see the figure in detail now as Adrianna Salvatore lifts her head and stares down at the ring from under her hood. Rather than her usual ring gear, she’s wearing a fighter’s knee length robe with the hood up. Her hands are wrapped in hand tape. Not yet seen, under her robe, are a pair of black Muay Thai shorts and a black sports bra. Over the pants currently, are a pair of black riding chaps. Instead of her boots, she has on a simple pair of slip-on sneakers.
Thea Crawford: Her opponent! From Brooklyn, New York! Weighing in at 150 pounds! She is the NFW United States Champion! The Queen of Anarchy! ADRIANNA….SALVATORE!!!!!
Adrianna doesn’t move from the stage, however, as she just sits there with a dark smirk creeping onto her face as the lights return to normal and her music fades out.
Miranda Augustino: Uhhhh...the hell, Andy?
Andrew Payne: I’m as lost as you are, Mir.
Miranda Augustino: The hell’s the champ doing? She ain’t getting cold feet is she?
Andrew Payne: I don’t know. I--
Yeah!
Yeah! (Rico)
Kenny Beats
Sugar Trap
Yeah! (Rico)
Kenny Beats
Sugar Trap
The silence is broken and commentary is interrupted by the sudden sound of Rico Nasty’s “Smack A Bitch” coming on over the speakers.
(Rule number 1)
Don't worry about a bitch who never been in your place (Huh?)
Always move in silence, never question your fate
(Rule number 2)
Always check in on your niggas, gotta make sure they straight (Bitch!)
If I'm getting money, then you know we all got a plate (We all got a plate)
Don't worry about a bitch who never been in your place (Huh?)
Always move in silence, never question your fate
(Rule number 2)
Always check in on your niggas, gotta make sure they straight (Bitch!)
If I'm getting money, then you know we all got a plate (We all got a plate)
The audience in attendance lets out a surprised pop as the curtain behind Adrianna parts and out steps, her fiance, MIA HAYASHI!! Black daisy dukes, fish nets, Chucks and a cropped t-shirt from Adrianna’s NFW merch sales is the little spitfire’s attire for tonight as she comes strutting out onto the stage, waaaaaay too arrogant for your average manager.
Since a baby in her tummy, mama knew I was great
(Yeah, knew I was great)
They can't play me like a dummy, they know what not to take
Fuck these niggas, 'cause the money only thing I'ma chase
Time is precious, that's the only thing I try not to waste (Yeah! Whoa!)
(Yeah, knew I was great)
They can't play me like a dummy, they know what not to take
Fuck these niggas, 'cause the money only thing I'ma chase
Time is precious, that's the only thing I try not to waste (Yeah! Whoa!)
Andrew Payne: WHOA!!!
Miranda Augustino: MIA’S BACK?! SINCE WHEN?!
Andrew Payne: MIA HAYASHI IS HERE AT MANIFEST DESTINY!!
Miranda Augustino: SHE’S CONTRACTED OVER AT DOMINION PRO!! WHAT’S SHE DOING HERE?!
Well, to answer Miranda’s question, Mia has a microphone in one of her gloved hands which she brings up to her black painted, smiling lips as her music cuts out.
Mia Hayashi: Wow, babe... the opponents you end up with, they really know how to pick 'em...
Mia said, an amused smirk on her face, shaking her head.
Mia Hayashi: Angel Kash. I mean, where the hell do we even start? The 80's soft-core porno name? The boyfriend with an even MORE 80s soft-core porno name? The fact that you'd probably be better off IN porn than trying to beat my girl here? For real. This bitch right here is one of the most terrifying, destructive forces in wrestling today. Meanwhile.... you? Christ, you've got as much of a chance at beating Adrianna as Donald Trump does of ever running a successful business. Or as Kelly Clarkson does of ever managing to pass a Dunkin Donuts without stopping in. In other words? Girl... you are fucked worse than your name would imply.
Mia walked over to Adrianna, swinging her leg over to sit behind her on her motorcycle, holding onto her with one arm, holding the mic..
Mia Hayashi: I might not be able to compete any more... but damn if I'm not gonna manage the FUCK outta this woman. Adrianna? GET 'ER!!!!!
Motorhead’s “Eat The Rich” picks right back up at the chorus as Adrianna Salvatore rides down the ramp, towards the ring. Mia holds on tight; one hand on Adrianna’s shoulder and the other extended with a middle finger aimed at Kash and Matthews. Once Adrianna reaches ringside, she circles the ring on her bike and parks it facing the stage. Mia hops down off the bike as Adrianna dismounts and helps her with her robe. As the robe comes off, we see the United States Championship around Adrianna’s waist. Adrianna pulls off the riding chaps, quickly going from biker look to pure fighter.
Andrew Payne: I can’t believe my eyes! Mia Hayashi has returned to New Frontier! I guess she’s a manager now!
Miranda Augustino: Well she did have that surgery! Two discs in her back are fused together after a brutal attack that took place over in Dominion!
Andrew Payne: Still got that attitude on her.
Miranda Augustino: I love it!
Adrianna and Mia share a quick kiss as Mia gives some last words of encouragement and Adrianna moves up the steps, onto the mat as she pulls the U.S title off from around her waist. She gets right up in Angel Kash’s face, raising the belt up in the air. Angel Kash demands the ref get her to back up while also pointing at the title and saying “that’s mine! Just you wait!” Adrianna backs off from Angel, handing the ref the belt and backs up to her corner. She kicks off her slip-ons which Mia comes over to grab them off the mat. Adrianna rolls her shoulders while Angel talks with Steele some for last second motivation and the referee holds the title up for the fans to see before handing it off to the timekeeper.
The referee for this match is Senior NFW Official, James Greer. He checks that both competitors have no foreign objects hidden inside their gear and then calls them to the center. He gives them a chance to shake hands or knock fists. Despite her disdain for the challenger, Adrianna sticks a fist out. Angel looks down at it and back up to her with disgust on her face and flips her hair. Finally, James Greer gives the command to step back once. He commands them to get into their stances. Angel Kash brings her fists up in an amateur boxing posture. Adrianna goes right into a classic Muay Thai stance, aaaaaaaand….
James Greer: HAJIME!!!!
~DING DING DING~
The second after the bell rang, Adrianna Salvatore lunged at Angel Kash, causing the Golden Queen to scream in surprise and back off, taking cover behind the ref and pointing past him to Adrianna, yelling to the ref that she wasn’t ready yet. The official just pulls free and warns Kash not to put her hands on him again as he steps back and motions for the two to start the match. Steele Matthews yells up to Adrianna to give Angel a minute to get situated. Mia Hayashi starts throwing her hand up, yelling out a chant that the crowd eventually gets behind her with.
Crowd:
WHUP THAT TRICK!
WHUP THAT TRICK!
WHUP THAT TRICK!
WHUP THAT TRICK!
Steele Matthews turns and shouts for the audience to shut their damn mouths. Angel Kash does the same thing while Steele goes over to Mia and looms over the little 5’1” Japanese-Korean. She just throws out her arms, gaining a laugh out of the front row as she yells loud enough for the camera mic to pick up.
Steele Matthews: You need to learn your damn place, you little ingrate!
Mia Hayashi: Whatchu gonna do?! Dollar Tree Rico Suave lookin’ motherfucker!
Angel Kash yells down to Mia Hayashi to not talk to Steele that way and as she turns back around, Adrianna’s right there, shooting in low with surprising quickness. She scoops Angel up by the legs, eliciting a somewhat hilarious shriek before slamming her to the mat with a wrestling takedown. She takes her down hard and goes right into a mount, beginning to rain down fists and elbows towards Angel’s head and face. However, the challenger gets a surprisingly impressive guard up with her arms, shielding her herself from the brunt of the blows.
Andrew Payne: And here we go!! Adrianna opens up with the first bit of offense!! Takedown and a ground and pound!
Miranda Augustino: Oh man!!! She is vicious!
Andrew Payne: She’s gonna try and end this one quickly!
Adrianna continues to just hammer blows down upon Kash’s forearms while Steele yells for her to let up and Mia, with the crowd, cheers her on. Eventually, Adrianna does let up and gets up off of Angel, standing over her. Muscles tense as she clenches her fists. She pulls her mouth guard out, screaming down at Kash.
Adrianna Salvatore: GET UP!!!! GET THE FUCK UP!!!!! LET’S GO, BADASS!!!!!!
She sticks the mouth guard back in and backs off, motioning with her hands for Kash to get up and come get her. Kash sits on the mat, holding her forearms with a mix of pain and concern on her face as she looks to the ref and Steele. Steele’s telling her she’s got this as she tentatively gets up to her feet. Adrianna opens out her arms and tells her to come get it. Kash gets a determined look on her face, takes a deep breath, sticks up her dukes and moves in. Adrianna brings her hands back into her Muay Thai stance and moves in to meet her. They circle the center of the mat for a moment before Adrianna pats her jaw and sticks it out, telling Kash to give her one.
Miranda Augustino: She telling Kash to hit her?! Like a free shot?!
Andrew Payne: Seems so!
Angel Kash steps in as coaxed and clips Adrianna Salvatore across the jaw with a jab. Adrianna grins and calls for another one. Harder. Angel steps in again, her stance rather impressive, and jabs her again. Adrianna’s head rocks back and still she smiles. She goads Kash to hit her a third time, and this time, Kash shocks the crowd, stepping in with a well executed combo, blasting Adrianna with a cross to the jaw and a shot right to the ribs. Adrianna actually keels over. Angel quickly grabs her by the head and starts throwing knees which Adrianna blocks with her hands and arms. She steps in to shoot for Kash’s waist again. Kash sprawls and takes Adrianna down into a Guillotine choke. The crowd reacts with surprise, some of them actually impressed with Kash’s execution. It’s not expert level but she clearly listened to whoever taught her.
Andrew Payne: Hey! Whoa, now! Watch out! Kash with a Guillotine choke on Salvatore!
Miranda Augustino: Damn!! Rich bitch really do it, boi looka here!
Andrew Payne: What?
Miranda Augustino: Nothin’....
Kash cinches in the Guillotine choke tight, trying to choke Adrianna out on her knees. Steele and Mia both yell for their clients. Adrianna powers up to her feet and powers forward, pushing Kash back towards the edge of the mat. It’s obvious she’s trying to push Kash off for the win so Kash lets her out of the hold and moves off to the side, getting away from the edge. Adrianna goes to a knee to catch a breath as Kash starts to gloat to the crowd, yelling about the best trainers money can buy and makes the title motion around her waist. Adrianna gets back to her feet and goes into a ready stance. This time, she looks like she’s ready to go for more grappling as she takes an Olympic wrestling stance. Kash brings up her fists again but hunches lower, circling the mat with Adrianna. Kash goes for another combo with her fists but Adrianna steps in and initiates a collar tie-up.
Andrew Payne: Now this looks more like a wrestling match.
Miranda Augustino: It does.
Kash gets one of Adrianna’s arms loose from her and goes for an Ankle Pick but she goes for the wrong one and Adrianna is able to get in behind her for a waistlock. She lifts Angel up and SLAMS her down into another wrestling takedown. Adrianna mounts Kash’s back and starts throwing punches and elbows down at her head but Kash manages to cover up again. Adrianna lets up off of the ground pound but this time grabs Kash by the waist and goes for a deadlift German Suplex. To the shock of the crowd, however, Kash throws an arm over Adrianna’s head and dips forward into a Rolling Kneebar. The crowd volume rises again as Kash cinches in the kneebar as best she can. She torques back on the knee but Adrianna manages to get her other leg free and uses her foot to start kicking at Kash’s chest and face to get loose. She finally nails her in the nose with a heel and gets free as Kash grabs at her nose, crying out. The Golden Queen rolls onto her front, holding her nose as blood trickles slowly through her fingers.
Andrew Payne: Oh, Angel Kash is bleeding! She might have a broken nose!
Miranda Augustino: She agreed to the match, Andy! She had to know this was a possibility!
Adrianna rolls back onto her feet as the ref does a courtesy check on Angel. Steele demands that the ref have the doctor come over and look at her. Referee Greer states that per the rules, Angel would have to submit or leave the ring, which would disqualify her. Angel yells to Steele that she’s not losing this match. The sight of her own blood on her hand has her trembling angrily as she gets to her feet and turns towards Adrianna. The champion comes charging in and makes a surprising leap through the air, twisting her entire body and delivering a powerful kick to Ang--NO!! Kash moves and has the audacity to pull referee James Greer in the way! Adrianna’s kick comes down hard into his chest, knocking the official down so hard, he rolls off of the mat and to the floor. Adrianna gets to her feet, realizing what she did with a shocked look on her face. Steele yells up that she needs to be disqualified. Adrianna spins around and gets caught with a brutal flurry of rights and lefts from Angel Kash. Kash actually catches her off guard and Adrianna can barely cover up as Kash starts rocking her with dirty boxing punches.
Andrew Payne: Look out! Adrianna accidentally hit the referee and here comes Kash! Unloading with hooks and crosses!
Miranda Augustino: Man! She is laying it in!!
After several blows to the face and ribs, Angel drops Adrianna with a hard left against one of the ring posts. Blood runs from her nose and the corner of her mouth. Looks like there’s a cut on her eyebrow too. Adrianna manages to balance herself back against it as Kash comes in again for another rush of punches. Adrianna comes in to meet her and Kash hits only elbows and forearms as Adrianna blocks her fists. Adrianna suddenly strikes back, with a punch of her own. This one absolutely rocks Kash and Adrianna follows up with left and right elbow strikes across the face and jaw. She finishes up with a downward angled roundhouse kick that BLASTS Angel across the face and sends her to the mat. Now they both look banged up and Adrianna stumbles over to the ringpost as the pace slows down and she realizes she has a minute to catch herself again. Angel Kash apparently caught her off guard with how she came into this match.
Andrew Payne: Angel’s down! Kash is down! That might be a knockout!
Miranda Augustino: Is she still conscious?!
Andrew Payne: I don’t know! Wait, she’s moving! Yes! She’s conscious! Adrianna’s taking a breather though!
Miranda Augustino: Maaaan, this fucking match, Andy! No, this is a damn FIGHT!!!
Andrew Payne: Hey wait a goddamn minute! Steele Matthews! He’s got a chair! Are you fucking kidding me?!
Grabbing a chair from under the ring, Steele Matthews slides onto the mat and approaches Adrianna, raising it up to strike. The crowd goes from trying to warn Adrianna to popping as Mia Hayashi scrambles up onto the mat and runs up, wrestling the chair out of Steele’s hands from behind. Steele turns around as Mia throws the chair to the outside floor and throws a middle finger up in his face. Steele just grabs Mia by the shoulders and SHOVES her off of the mat. She lands on her feet but tumbles down, letting out a pained cry and puts a hand to her back. The camera briefly catches an enraged look on Adrianna’s face before she explodes away from the ring post. Steele turns around right into THE MOAB LAUNCH!!!!! He hits the mat, grabbing his ribs, rolling out to the floor himself now.
Andrew Payne: STEELE GETS TAKEN DOWN BY THE MOAB!!! I HOPE MIA’S OKAY!
Miranda Augustino: We got no ref, Andy! James is still ou--wait!!! Here comes Yumi!
The crowd pops as referee Yumi Akiyama comes running down to the ring and slides up onto the mat, taking over the officiating of this match. She immediately starts coaxing Adrianna away from the edge as her focus is on her yelling at Steele never to lay a finger on her fiance again. As this is going on, Angel Kash is getting up to her feet and sees the opportunity. Adrianna backs up right into a rear waistlock and Kash goes for a German Suplex to throw Adrianna off of the other edge but Adrianna gets an arm around her head and blocks the lift, wrapping a leg around one of Kash’s. As Kash is made to set her down again, Adrianna rolls forward, hip tossing Kash and going down with her. She maintains the hold on her head and locks her right into COLD EMBRACE!!!!!
Andrew Payne: COLD EMBRACE!!!! THERE IT IS!!!! THAT REAR NAKED CHOKE, SHE LIKES TO USE!!!!
Miranda Augustino: IT LOOKS LIKE ANY OTHER CHOKE BUT ADRIANNA CUTS THE BLOOD OFF INSTEAD OF THE AIR!! IT TAKES EFFECT QUICKER!!!
Angel Kash thrashes in the hold for a brief moment, trying to get free but as she feels herself starting to fade, she lifts her hand like she’s going to tap. She doesn’t, however, and spends her last conscious moment trying to pull Adrianna’s arm free before she just goes completely limp and referee Akiyama calls for the bell.
~DING DING DING~
Andrew Payne: Holy shit, she’s out! Angel Kash is out!!
Miranda Augustino: She didn’t tap?!
Andrew Payne: No! She held on until she physically gave out!
Miranda Augustino: Whoa!!!
Thea Crawford: Here is your winner aaaaand STILL the NFW United States Champion! ADRIANNA...SALVATORE!!!
“King of the World” plays as Adrianna lets Angel go and gets to her feet. A ring doctor checks on Referee James Greer while Referee Yumi Akiyama retrieves and presents Adrianna with the title. Mia Hayashi climbs up onto the mat, hugging the champion around her waist. One arm of Adrianna’s goes around the little Asian’s shoulders while the other arm raises, clutching the United States Championship in her hand.
Andrew Payne: Congratulations on retaining the title, champ! Well earned!
Miranda Augustino: Yo...dude...can we talk about Angel Kash for a second? People doubt her. People talk shit on her. I talk shit on her...but holy CRAP!!! Ol’girl came here to fight for a title, Andy!!
Andrew Payne: That was some damn good boxing and pretty decent jiu jitsu, Miranda. Not gonna lie but in the end, we can only have one winner and it’s the Queen of Anarchy.
Miranda Augustino: Or as her beloved little chihuahua there will say “the Fucking King of the World!”
Winner: Adrianna Salvatore (STILL CHAMPION)
Result: Technical Submission
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The scene comes up to a backstage area. It is utter blackness until we find out that the lens was face down on the floor. It is picked up by Sela-Rica Lark who sets it on some crates before laying with her arms crossed on the crate and head on her arms. She tuts a little before her head starts swaying back and forth a bit.Result: Technical Submission
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Sela: Have you heard? There's a rumor over in Trauma-berg. Have you heard what they've been saying in the backstage? Although the magician is the champ, one psycho is making this her chance.
Sela smiles and lays her head to the side.
Sela: Emelie, from the out I knew you couldn't put your full heart into fighting me. Because deep down in places you don't reveal to your lover you have that one nagging doubt. You know you got lucky drawing first blood. You suspect your buddy didn't want to steal your light when it came time for the rematch. And so you wonder: did I truly earn this? Hehe, I won't answer that now. Because I'm going to have a more appropriate response tonight.
Sela reaches up and tilts the camera up as she stands.
Sela: You speak of yourself so little, no desire to get yourself out there as the face of Trauma. Humility? Maybe, and that's laudable in most circumstances, but we aren't here to be humble little girl. We're here to make noise and be defiant in the face of adversity. I have given you all the chances in the world to show me your teeth, but you mewl like a cub about how unfair it is that you don't get attention because you didn't post a picture on social media.
Sela's eyes roll and she scoffs.
Sela: If that is your definition of adversity then no wonder people protect you. Sheltered in place like the nationwide lockdown, protected from the evil and destructive virus that could possibly hurt you or those you love. A force of nature to contend with and block away. Heh, the thing is...
Her psychotic smirk begins to form.
Sela: ... a force of nature is exactly what I am,...
She begins to sway with the camera in her hand.
Sela: ... neither good nor bad, just acting on instinct of what I know how to do.
As the camera wobbles, it's clear Sela has gotten into her own world once again.
Sela: Emelie, you know the story of the wise, the foolish, their houses and the storm. Well I am certainly no one wise, but I am the storm. And you, magician, have built your house upon the sand. You look to others to brace you up but they all give and flee as the waves crash upon the shore. You have no foundation, no place to run, stuck in the brunt of the hurricane as it tears down everything you built. And when it's all done...
The camera falls from Sela's hand. It clatters on the ground and lays face up. It catches Sela as she falls and gets her face up to the camera.
Sela: ... this will be your sight. And it will be your last for a long time. The true draw is taking her place and you will be but a cliff note in history. Long live the Underground Queen!
Sela stares at the camera a moment longer before she stands up. The last thing the camera catches is Sela's boot driving into it.
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===MAIN EVENT===
NFW Undisputed Championship
Sela Rica-Lark vs Emelie Sanclemente (c)
Thea Crawford: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is your Manifest Destiny main event for the New Frontier Wrestling Undisputed Championship!===MAIN EVENT===
NFW Undisputed Championship
Sela Rica-Lark vs Emelie Sanclemente (c)
Miranda Augustino: What the hell? What the hell is going on?
Andrew Payne: I have no fucking clue, but this is definitely something completely creepy.
"I see the Bad Moon Arising....I see trouble on way...
I see earthquakes and lightnin...I see bad times today...
I see earthquakes and lightnin...I see bad times today...
There are more than a dozen continuing to run around the entire competition area. Some even crawl into, across and out of the ring again. The stage lights begin to flash like lightning. One gets on the announcer table.
Andrew Payne: Holy shit! What the hell are these things?
Miranda Augustino: Euugh… is it drooling?
Andrew Payne: That’s pretty gnarly.
Miranda Augustino: Get these bitches back in quarantine!
"Don't go around tonight. It's bound to take your life. There's a Bad Moon on the rise...
I see hurricanes ablowing...I know the end is coming soon."
I see hurricanes ablowing...I know the end is coming soon."
On the tron, the images of ruined cities and abandoned camps play. The things are climbing all over even the stage set and some are even gnashing threateningly at audience members who are also at the ringside seats.
"I fear rivers overflowing...I hear the voice of rage and ruin.
Don't go around tonight. It's bound to take your life. There's a bad moon....on the rise..."
Don't go around tonight. It's bound to take your life. There's a bad moon....on the rise..."
A sudden screaming is heard and all of them turn their attention to the stage before they scatter and the entire ringside area blacks out a moment.
Miranda Augustino: Now fucking what?
Andrew Payne: Well, love her or hate her Sela-Rica Lark knows how to make her presence felt.
“Some like beautiful, perfect and pretty
I see the good in the bad and the ugly
I need the volume one louder than ten
I put the pedal to the metal, needle into the red
If the windows ain't shaking making my heart race
If I can't feel it in my chest I'm in the wrong damn place!”
I see the good in the bad and the ugly
I need the volume one louder than ten
I put the pedal to the metal, needle into the red
If the windows ain't shaking making my heart race
If I can't feel it in my chest I'm in the wrong damn place!”
The lights come back on and it's Sela-Rica Lark in a modified-for-competition version of her Afterlife makeup. Her usual smirking is now replaced with a perpetual scowl and she glares across the ramp and into the ring. One foot in front of the other starts her first couple steps.
Andrew Payne: We've seen promotional shoots of Sela as her character in Afterlife, produced by Morning Star Productions and debuted this past Thursday. Looks like she brought the show to us.
Miranda Augustino: But did it really need to feel like we were in an episode already?
“I got a demon in my soul and a voice in my head
It's saying go, go, go! I can sleep when I'm dead
There's a sonic revelation bringing me to my knees
And there's a man down below who needs my sympathy
I got a ringing in my ears getting ready to burst
Screaming ‘hallelujah, motherfucker, take me to church’”
It's saying go, go, go! I can sleep when I'm dead
There's a sonic revelation bringing me to my knees
And there's a man down below who needs my sympathy
I got a ringing in my ears getting ready to burst
Screaming ‘hallelujah, motherfucker, take me to church’”
Sela takes off running to and sliding into the ring hanging herself on the opposite ropes with a new crazed look in her eyes. She eyes the ref and chases him out of the ring first then goes and practically attacks another set of ropes.
"I like it louder than the boom of a big bass drum
I need it harder than the sound of a guitar grunge
I love to crank it up, make it thump and evil to the core
Headbanging in the pit and throwing my horns
And just like old school Sabbath, Zeppelin and Lemmy
I need to drop it down low and make it heavy
I like it heavy, oh ohh
I like it heavy, oh ohh"
I need it harder than the sound of a guitar grunge
I love to crank it up, make it thump and evil to the core
Headbanging in the pit and throwing my horns
And just like old school Sabbath, Zeppelin and Lemmy
I need to drop it down low and make it heavy
I like it heavy, oh ohh
I like it heavy, oh ohh"
Sela looks around at the audience, her mouth gnashing almost rabidly as she continues to move around the ring. At the apex of the chorus, she lets out her very primal scream once more before the song fades out. Sela moves to her corner as the ref slides back in the ring.
"This spell you've got on me, it's like magic!
Got me feelin' like I'm fallin' in love.
Got me feelin' like I'll never give up on--
Got me feelin' like I'll never give up on yooou!"
Got me feelin' like I'm fallin' in love.
Got me feelin' like I'll never give up on--
Got me feelin' like I'll never give up on yooou!"
Purple smoke fills the arena from all directions, with a petite figure standing within it, seemingly propped up by a cane. There's a shine of gold coming from the center of the figure.
"It's like magic!
I got you feelin' like you're fallin' in love.
I got you feelin' like you'll never give up on--
Got you feelin' like you'll never give up on..."
I got you feelin' like you're fallin' in love.
I got you feelin' like you'll never give up on--
Got you feelin' like you'll never give up on..."
The crowd's cheers nearly blow the roof off the arena as the smoke clears and the champion raises her skull-masked, top-hatted head. As soon as she opens her eyes, Sanclemente kicks her cane up and starts to walk down with purpose. She's slapping high-fives and bumping fists with everyone she can before getting to the ringside steps and looking out to the cheering crowd. The champion enters the ring and unstraps the title from her waist, holding it up for all to see with that confident, million-dollar smile of hers. Emelie places the title on her shoulder before entering a neutral corner, as "Magic" fades out.
~DING DING DING~
Both women are in their respective corners as Thea stands in the middle of the ring and the arena goes dark minus lighting on the ring itself. Sela smirks as she looks at Emelie who has an extremely focused look on her face.
Thea Crawford: Introducing first, in the corner to my left, She weighed in tonight at 147 lbs, from Tuscon, Arizona, she is the challenger, “The Underground Queen” Sela Rica-Lark!
Sela comes out of her corner, smirking as she strikes a quick pose for the crowd before turning her head to look at Emelie before walking back to her corner.
Thea Crawford: And her opponent, she weighed in tonight at 100 lbs from Santa Monica, California by way of Ronneby, Sweden, she is the reigning and defending NFW Undisputed Champion, Emelie Sanclemente!
Emelie comes out of her corner, unhooking the NFW Undisputed Championship from around her waist and holding it up in the air as looks back at Sela for just a moment before heading back to her corner. The referee walks over to Emelie and takes the championship from her before presenting it to Sela who takes a long look at it before they head to the center of the ring and present the Undisputed Championship to the fans before handing it off to the time keeper. The referee gets into position and calls for the bell.
~DING DING DING~
As the bell rings, both women come out of their corners. They circle the ring before they ultimately lock up and this match is truly underway. As they’re locked up, Sela just takes Emelie and shoves her off, sending the champion down onto her backside. Sela comes in, looking for a penalty kick, but Emelie is able to avoid it by dropping down onto her back before grabbing the leg of Sela and getting to her feet. As Sela tries to break free, Emelie takes the leg of Sela and delivers a dragonscrew. Emelie gets up, grabbing the leg of Sela once again and this time, just delivering a DDT style move onto the leg. Sela grabs at her leg as Emelie kicks the hands of Sela away. She then drags Sela over to the ropes where she places the leg on the bottom rope. Sela once again goes to grab Emelie, but the champion once again just kicks the attempts off. Once she has the leg secured, she leaps and brings her whole bodyweight down onto Sela’s leg. Sela grabs at her leg and rolls out to the floor where she gets up and hops around, punching at her knee to get some blood flowing back into it. As she’s doing this though, Emelie is hitting the ropes and she comes flying through the middle and bottom rope, driving Sela back into the barricade with a suicide dive!
Andrew Payne: The champion is out to prove all of her doubters wrong tonight, Mir! She came out of the gate hot!
Miranda Augustino: This girl has nothing to prove to anybody. All of her haters and doubters are just jealous they don’t have the hardware she’s carrying around right now.
Emelie doesn’t stop though as she picks Sela up and rolls her into the ring. Emelie climbs up onto the apron and waits for Sela to get up to her feet. As Sela turns around, Emelie comes flying in and hitting a springboard dropkick to Sela. Emelie then climbs to the top rope, but as she’s steadying herself, Sela gets up and runs into the ropes, causing Emelie to lose her balance and crotch herself on the top turnbuckle. Sela then climbs up to meet Emelie up top where she delivers a few well placed right hands to the head before grabbing the champion and looking for a superplex, but Emelie is able to grab the rope and block the move before slipping in between Sela’s legs and grabbing her by the head and tucking it in against the top turnbuckle before delivering a superkick! Sela falls back onto the mat and Emelie immediately goes for a cover.
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Andrew Payne: That almost could have ended very badly for Emelie, but she was somehow able to turn it around into something favorable for herself.
Miranda Augustino: There’s a reason she’s the top champ here on Trauma, Andy!
Emelie brings Sela up to her feet and goes to send her challenger into the ropes, but Sela is able to reverse it, sending the champion into the ropes instead. Emelie comes off the ropes and she’s met with Thesz Press that takes her down to the mat before Sela just starts to bring down lefts and right onto the challenger. Sela rolls off of Emelie and she immediately picks the champion up and delivers a snap DDT to Emelie. Sela doesn’t stop there though as she hobbles a little bit on her worked over leg as she drags Emelie over towards the corner. She then slides out of the ring and pulls Emelie so her legs are on either side of the ring post before she takes one of the legs and pulls it back before slamming it against the steel post. She does this a few more times as the ref admonishes her. Sela backs off for just a moment before grabbing the legs of the champion once again and this time, locking in a figure four around the ring post! Emelie screams in pain as Sela just laughs keeping on the hold.
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Andrew Payne: Sela breaking the hold at the count of four, but the damage has been done already to the champion’s knee and legs.
Miranda Augustino: Everyone knows Emelie loves to use that split legged moonsault to finish off matches, but it’ll be hard with a bad leg.
Sela just laughs as she walks around on the floor for a moment before rolling back into the ring and grabbing the champion by the leg and this time, putting Emelie into a kneebar! Emelie screams out in agonizing pain as Sela cranks back on the submission, putting pressure on the leg and knee of the champion. The ref gets right into position and asks the champion if she wants to quit, but Emelie shakes her head and refuses. Sela continues to put the pressure on Emelie with the hold and Emelie raises her hand, looking like she might just give up, but she bites on her fist.
Andrew Payne: The champion is in a really bad way right now. This match could end at any moment!
Miranda Augustino: Nah, Emmie’s gonna figure a way out of this hold and keep fighting. That’s what she does.
Emelie crawls towards the ropes, reaching out, desperate to make it to the bottom rope to break this submission and force Sela off of her. The ref asks her once again if she wants to give it up, but Emelie refuses and she makes one more desperate move and sprawls to the bottom rope, wrapping her arm around it.
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Sela finally releases the hold and Emelie rolls out to the ring apron, the pain clear on her face right now as she lays there, trying to get a moment, but Sela refuses to let that happen as she hits the ropes and delivers a baseball slide that knocks Emelie off the apron and falling down to the floor. Sela laughs as she slides under the bottom rope and out to the floor where she picks Emelie up. She then takes Emelie and sends her into the ring steps. Emelie hits the rings steps back first and screams in pain. Sela then gets a sadistic smirk on her face as she pulls the ring steps out from the ring post before taking Emelie’s leg and trapping it between the steps and the post before kicking the steps and driving them right into the champion’s leg. Emelie screams out in pain as she clutches at her leg. The ref gets out of the ring to check on Emelie now.
Andrew Payne: Emelie looks to be in incredible pain right now, the ref checking to see if she’s alright and can continue.
Miranda Augustino: You and I both know Emelie will fight until her last breath. There’s no way she’s going to let this match stop like this.
Once the ref is sure Emelie wants to continue, they slide back into the ring and tell Sela to bring it back into the ring. Sela rolls into the ring and tells the ref to start counting as she turns her back to Emelie, gloating a little bit.
Andrew Payne: Don’t forget, Emelie requested her champion’s advantage be waived for this match, so Sela can become the new champion on a countout!
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Emelie finally starting to recover a little bit as she shakes her leg, to try and get some feeling back in it as she rolls onto her stomach.
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Emelie begins to claw and use the ring apron to try and bring herself back up to her feet now!
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Emelie gets to her feet and rolls into the ring right before the count of twenty to keep this match alive for herself! The crowd cheers for Emelie now as she looks up at Sela who has turned around and stands over top of her. Sela just laughs as Emelie reaches out towards Sela who kicks the champion’s hand away. Sela then gets behind Emelie and grabs both of her arms and lifts the champion up an hits Hurts so Good! Sela shoots the half and hooks the outside leg and goes for a cover.
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Emelie is able to get her shoulder up off the mat at the last second as Sela looks a little bit shocked by this. She yells at the ref for just a brief moment before she grabs Emelie and picks her up to her feet. Sela then takes Emelie and delivers Salt in the Cut. Sela doesn’t stop there though as she once again picks Emelie up and she goes for a second Salt in the Cut, but Emelie is able to somehow counter out of it and she hits a superkick that connects square under the jaw of Sela as the two of them fall down to the mat. The two of them lay there, motionless.
Crowd: This is awesome! *clap clap clapclapclap* This is awesome! *clap clap clapclapclap*
Andrew Payne: I’d have to agree with the fans here, Mir, this match has been awesome so far!
Miranda Augustino: Now it’s gut check time for both of them. Let’s see who can get to their feet first!
The referee checks on both of them before beginning his standing ten count.
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Both women begin to stir a little bit now.
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Both women are on their knees, facing each other. They look each other in the eyes and Emelie is the first to strike with a forearm to the side of the head.
Crowd: Yay!
Sela answers with a chop that echoes throughout the arena.
Crowd: Boo!
The two of them continue to exchange forearms and chops with one another as the two of them get up to their feet. Once both Emelie and Sela are up to their feet, Emelie connects with a forearm to the side of Sela’s head. Sela stumbles back a step before returning the favor to the champion. Emelie stumbles back a few steps before delivering another forearm to Sela. Sela returns the favor and then the two of them just get up close to each other and deliver rapid fire forearms to one another. Emelie starts to get the better of the exchange eventually, rocking Sela a little bit. She then takes her challenger and sends her into the ropes. Sela comes off the ropes and Emelie is able to get up and deliver a hurricanrana and hook the legs for a pin.
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Emelie rolls out of the ring and gets out onto the apron. She waits for Sela to get up to her feet and turn around before she hits Clint Eastwood! Emelie then drags Sela into position where she grabs the ropes to get up and deliver a split legged moonsault! The crowd goes nuts as Emelie hooks the leg.
Crowd: ONE! TWO! THR…
Sela rolls her shoulder up off the mat at the very last moment! Emelie looks up at the referee in complete shock as she can’t believe Sela kicked out of her finishing move.
Andrew Payne: I haven’t seen anybody kick out of Emelie’s split legged moonsault before!
Miranda Augustino: That just goes to show you just how badly Sela wants to be the top dog here on Trauma!
Emelia shakes her head, a little frustrated, but she doesn’t seem deterred. She sets Sela up once again and for a second time, she goes to hit the split legged moonsault, but this time, Sela is able to get her knees up and drive them right into the midsection of Emelie. Sela rolls out of the way, using the ropes to help her get up to her feet as grabs the recovering Emelie and delivers P4P to her before taking Emelie and hitting her with Just for Fun and hooking the leg herself as she counts along with the ref and the crowd.
Crowd: ONE! TWO! THRE….
Andrew Payne: HOLY SHIT! I thought Sela had it won right there!
Miranda Augustino: There’s still some fight left in the champion, Andy! Emelie isn’t going away that easily!
The crowd goes wild as Emelie kicks out at the very last second to stay alive in the match. Sela’s eyes go wide as she can’t believe Emelie just kicked out of the move. Sela grabs Emelie by the hair and lifts her head up from the mat and whispers something to her. Sela then grins as she takes Emelie and looks to lock in Playtime Over, but Emelie is able to counter out of it and deliver a tilt-a-whirl DDT. An exhausted Emelie once again sets Sela up. She hits another split legged moonsault, but she doesn’t stop with that one as she gets up and delivers a second before collapsing onto Sela and hooking the leg.
Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE!
~DING DING DING~
Thea Crawford: Here is your winner and still the NFW Undisputed Champion, Emelie Sanclemente!
The referee grabs the Undisputed Championship and hands it over to Emelie who is just getting up to her knees as she takes and hugs it against her chest before the referee raises her hand in victory. The crowd is standing up, applauding both of these women as Emelie celebrates in the ring.
Andrew Payne: What a main event tonight, Miranda! Congratulations to Emelie, but Sela gave her one hell of a fight.
Miranda Augustino: I want to see these two go at it again. This match really could have gone either way tonight.
Andrew Payne: That’s all the time we have for tonight, everyone. For Miranda Augustino, I’m Andrew Payne, and we’ll see you next Saturday for another exciting episode of Trauma!
The camera continues to focus on Emelie who poses on the turnbuckles for the fans and celebrates her win as the NFW logo appears in the bottom of the screen and the camera fades out.
Winner: Emelie Sanclemente (STILL CHAMPION)
Result: Pinfall
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Winners
Maki wins the preshow battle royal
Yuka Hirota d. Super Tiger (New Luchacore Champion)
Anton Crowley d. Marcello Vitale
Griffin Hawkins d. Angel Kusanagi
The Skillz Vendorz d. Beautifully Devious (Retains NFW Tag Team Championships)
Adrianna Salvatore d. Angel Kash (Retains NFW United States Championship)
Emilie Sanclemente d. Sela Rica-Lark (Retains NFW Undisputed Championship)
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Writers
Isabella Santiago
Steven Brody
Arley Kirk
Super Tiger
Cali-Kate
Result: Pinfall
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Winners
Maki wins the preshow battle royal
Yuka Hirota d. Super Tiger (New Luchacore Champion)
Anton Crowley d. Marcello Vitale
Griffin Hawkins d. Angel Kusanagi
The Skillz Vendorz d. Beautifully Devious (Retains NFW Tag Team Championships)
Adrianna Salvatore d. Angel Kash (Retains NFW United States Championship)
Emilie Sanclemente d. Sela Rica-Lark (Retains NFW Undisputed Championship)
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Writers
Isabella Santiago
Steven Brody
Arley Kirk
Super Tiger
Cali-Kate