Post by Steven Brody, CEO on Jul 27, 2024 14:40:57 GMT -8
Vanessa Page: …Like I said and I do realize he came off as super creepy I just didn’t think the pepper spray was necessary.
“Diamond Princess” Danielle Page: If you want to be bothered by a creeper than do you, V, but I am not about that life.
Vanessa Page: You made that abundantly clear, Dani.
Danielle rolls her eyes.
“Diamond Princess” Danielle Page: Do you want to keep focusing on the creepy perv or should our attention be squarely on those faux sisters.
Vanessa Page: Oooh I am so glad we are finally getting our chance to finally shut those two up.
“Diamond Princess” Danielle Page: Right? They had the audacity several weeks ago to treat us so disrespectfully and that is totally unacceptable.
Vanessa Page: So tonight they will pay for their sins when karma bites them in their fat asses.
“Diamond Princess” Danielle Page: Then we get to sit back and enjoy Queen B becoming the New Frontier Champion when she wins the Pyramid matc…
Something catches Danielle’s eye. Danielle stops in her tracks as she looks off in the distance.
Vanessa Page: What is it, Dani?
Danielle points in a direction to see Travis Levitt arriving at the Vlad Blackheart Colosseum.
“Diamond Princess” Danielle Page: (Yells out) MURDERER!!!
Travis stops in his tracks and looks in the direction of the Socialites. Staring at them intently for a moment, and adjusting the strap of his bag over his shoulder.
Travis Levitt: Sooooo, asking if you’ve seen or heard from your sister would seem a little redundant?
Vanessa Page: Are you seriously trying to play the victim right now? Did I miss when you were viciously thrown from a billion story floor to what could possibly be your death?
Travis Levitt: No. But your sense of embellishment is right on the money. It was the second or third floor, so about twenty feet, and somewhere between her going over, and the ground, she became a fucking ghost.
Travis pauses to take a deep breath, running a hand through his hair and then shaking his head.
Travis Levitt: Look. Whatever happened to Bianca, I’m incredibly sorry for. She charged me, my instincts kicked in….but I have no idea what happened to her, or where she is. And I have a chance tonight to leave Sudden Death as NFW Champion. So you’ll excuse me if I try to focus on what I can control, over what I have no idea about.
Vanessa loudly gasps as Travis walks away from the Socialites.
“Diamond Princess” Danielle Page: Wow!
Vanessa Page: How cold hearted?!?!
“Diamond Princess” Danielle Page: I know, right? We have a missing sister and all he cares about is the NFW Championship match tonight. So selfish!
Danielle and Vanessa shake their heads in disgust.
Vanessa Page: Alright, alright regroup, regroup.
“Diamond Princess” Danielle Page: The police are on the case. Plus we have our own private investigators checking things out for us.
Vanessa Page: You’re right. You’re right. We have business to handle tonight against the Twizted Sisterz. Those damn thornes in our sides over the last several months. Do you understand that Emma? Do you, Zenia?
“Diamond Princess” Danielle Page: I doubt they do, V, considering how stupid they are.
Vanessa Page: Don’t get me started on how stupid they are.
“Diamond Princess” Danielle Page: We finally put those fools to rest and we can put them out to pasture before they even get started in NFW.
Vanessa Page: And the world will thank us for it.
The Socialites arrive at Gorilla Position.
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Emma and Zenia are stretching and getting ready for their match. The cameraman approached the two of them, as Emma taps Zenia on the shoulder seeing him approaching they finish their stretches then make it look like their talking to each other.Zenia Hobbs: "You know what? After what went down a few weeks ago, I can't wait to get my hands on those two. Just because you two think you're the life of the party doesn't make you the Queen B's.”
Emma Wexler: "More like the Queen's bitches. Tonight, we finally get to put our hands on them. Vanessa, Danielle, you two might try to be the mean girls around here, but think of us as the outcasts looking to rain on your parade. After we take you two out, the party will go on.”
Emma laughs as she puts her hand up, getting a high five from Zenia they both then turn to the cameraman together.
Zenia Hobbs: tonight… the party.
Emma Wexler: line starts and ends.
Zenia Hobbs: with us and you two ain't getting past the bouncer
Emma and Zenia then walk off heading down the hallway away from the cameraman.
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5…
4…
3…
2…
1…
Boom!
A Wall of smoke drops from the top of the video wall. Strobe lights begin flashing around the stage area, as the smoke drops and Emma Wexler & Zenia Hobbs emerge from behind the smoke. They run to either side of the stage jumping as they hype the crowd up. They then return to the middle of the stage, stopping to stare at each other in the face before turning and beginning their walk down to the ring. Zenia then starts jumping up and down a bit, continuing to get the crowd hyped.
P-A-R-T-Y
Piratе P-A-R-T-Y
P-A-R-T-Y
It's pirate party time
P-A-R-T-Y
Pirate P-A-R-T-Y
P-A-R-T-Y
It's pirate party time
Zenia stops at the bottom of the ramp, as Emma looks around pointing out to the fans. Zenia then goes climbing up onto the apron. Emma goes sliding through her legs, and Zenia steps through the ropes, she does a full circle around the ring, while getting the crowd hyped up. She then stops behind her partner, and sways her hips left and right, before putting her hands behind her head. Emme gets up off the ground, then goes off to one corner while Zenia moved to the other.
Isabella Salavtore: The following tag team contest…is scheduled for one fall!
Introducing first…from Los Angeles, California…at a combined weight of 220 lbs…the team of Zenia Hobbs and Emma Wexler…The Twizted! Sisterz!
The two hyped the crowd a bit more before convening in the middle of the ring. Zenia put her arm over her tag team partner, they stood in the middle of the ring watching.
Work Bitch by Britney Spears will play throughout the arena. The crowd starts to boo as Vanessa & Danielle walk down the ring alongside her older sister and manager “Too Sexy” Tiffany Lynn. They get to ring side and walk up the ring stairs. Tiffany motions to the referee to open the bottom and middle ropes so they can enter.
Isabella Salavtore: And their opponents…from New York City, New York…at combined weight of 223 lbs…Vanessa and Danielle Page…The Socialites!
Zenia Hobbs and Danielle Page start off for their teams as they lock up off the opening bell! Hobbs pushes Danielle back, seemingly having the advantage from the offset! But Danielle is able to fight back underhandedly, pulling Hobbs’ hair and sending her down to the mat! Hobbs rolls back to her knees, looking disgruntled as she gets to her feet and looks to lock up with Danielle again! Danielle looks as though she may be going for it, only to nail Hobbs in the midsection with a boot that sends her doubling over! Danielle relishes in this, only for Hobbs to immediately come back with a Leaping Roundhouse Kick to the side of the head! Danielle flops to mat like a fish as Hobbs covers!
ONE…!
TWO…!
Kick out by Danielle! Hobbs gets her to her feet, wringing her arm before going for a tag to Emma Wexler! She hops over the top rope, before hitting the ropes and nailing Danielle with a Dropkick as Hobbs clobbers her with a Clothesline! Wexler continues to go high now, leaping to the second rope and dropping onto Danielle with a Springboard Moonsault! But Danielle gets the knees up, driving them into Wexler’s sternum! She gets Wexler up now, nailing her with a Forearm that sends her back into the corner! She comes in hot, looking for a Splash in the corner, but Wexler gets out of the way, slipping through the ropes before nailing Danielle with a Forearm! She jumps to the top rope, looking for another Springboard move! But Danielle once again counters it, this time with a Dropkick that catches her out of midair! She pulls Wexler to her knees by the arms before going for a Kamigoye Knee Strike! Pin by Danielle!
ONE…!
TWO…!
Kick out by Wexler! Danielle immediately drags her to the other side of the ring before tagging in Vanessa! She doesn’t hesitate to pull out the big guns early, going straight to the top rope and looking for Fire and Desire! But Wexler avoids taking the brunt of the Twisted Bliss by getting her knees up! Vanessa writhes in agony on the mat, until Wexler rushes in and drops her with a Single Knee Facebreaker! She goes for the pin!
ONE…!
TWO…!
Danielle tries to interject, with Zenia rushing to clobber her with a Suicide Dive!
THREE-
NO! Kick out by Vanessa! Wexler looks to end this, getting Vanessa in position before going for her signature Tornado DDT! But Vanessa reverses, dropping Wexler face down on the mat! She rushes in now, nailing Wexler with a Knee Strike before going for the pin!
ONE…!
TWO…!
Danielle rushes in, holding Wexler’s legs down under the ropes so she can’t kick out!
THREE!!
Isabella Salvatore: Here are your winners…THE SOCIALITES!!!Winners: The Socialites
Result: Pinfall (Knee Strike)
Result: Pinfall (Knee Strike)
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The lights dim out as the fans turn their eyes to the viewing screen in the arena.After the promo, the lights return and focus resumes onto the ring for the next match.
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Isabella Salvatore: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, fighting out of La Amazonia…
The music resumes and the lights instantly come on with a green hue. The crowd cheers once again as the lights reveal La Naturaleza standing at the entrance with her arms straight out on either side of her body. She is adorned in a green hooded druid robe over her wrestling gear and trademark mask. Focused forward, La Naturaleza makes a slow procession toward the ring while the fans reach out to touch her outstretched hands.
Isabella Salvatore: LA NATURALEZA!!!
Once at ringside, Naturaleza climbs the ring steps and walks to the middle of the ring apron on the outside. Grabbing the top rope, she slingshots herself over the top rope to the inside of the ring landing on her feet. She climbs each of the four turnbuckles in succession reaching into her robe and producing handfuls of green leaves which she throws out toward the crowd as they snap pics and cheer louder.
Once the last turnbuckle has been climbed, La Naturaleza moonsaults herself into the ring, pulls her hood back, and celebrates with the crowd once more by blowing kisses to the fans on each of the four sides of the arena. She removes her robe, placing it into the corner and waits for the match to begin.
Isabella Salvatore: And her opponent… fighting out of McKeesport, Pennsylvania…
A monochrome tiger slowly fades in, filling the Tron before the music kicks in. “The Eagle Has Landed” by Avatarbegins, and the spotlights converge into one spot on the stage as the intro ends.
Ladies and gentlemen
Your hero has returned again
Everything is going to be okay-ay-ay-ay
Ladies and gentlemen
Your shepherd and your very best friend
Bow your head the man is here
To stay-ay-ay-ay
Your hero has returned again
Everything is going to be okay-ay-ay-ay
Ladies and gentlemen
Your shepherd and your very best friend
Bow your head the man is here
To stay-ay-ay-ay
The tiger on the screen roars as the lights in the Collision center come back up to reveal none other than the Super Tiger II! Her name fills the ‘Tron as she struts down the ramp, slapping the outstretched hands of the fans.
Isabella Salvatore: She is the SUUUUUUPER TIIIIIIGERRRR!!!
Oh, wah-ah-aha
What a sensation
What a sensation
Can you feel it
Can you see what I see
A drowning of lights
The lights
What a sensation
What a sensation
Can you feel it
Can you see what I see
A drowning of lights
The lights
The crowd sings along with Avatar as the chorus begins again! To a roaring echo of Ladies and Gentleman, the protege of Risa Lemon rolls into the ring under the bottom rope, making her way to the middle of the ring. Putting her index and middle fingers together on both hands, she brings them to a point high above her head as her music continues, holding the pose as she stares into the hardcam with a smirk!
Ladies and gentlemen
Your hero has returned again
Everything is going to be okay-ay-ay-ay
Ladies and gentlemen
Your shepherd and your very best friend
Bow your head the man is here
To stay-ay-ay-ay
Your hero has returned again
Everything is going to be okay-ay-ay-ay
Ladies and gentlemen
Your shepherd and your very best friend
Bow your head the man is here
To stay-ay-ay-ay
Super Tiger II backs into her corner as the music fades, winking down at the front row and blowing the crowd a kiss before beginning to stretch, waiting for her match to begin.
The bell rings, and the two masked women slowly begin to circle one another. They both take turns feinting towards one another, each one of them feeling the other out. Super Tiger II is the first to make her move, sprinting in only to be hit by a clean arm drag from La Naturaleza. She springs to her feet, whipping back around. La Naturaleza comes in next, only to be taken down by an arm drag from Super Tiger II!
Seth Ernst: Both women showing their athleticism here.
Miranda Augustino: Similar fighting styles seems to be making it difficult for either of them to get one over the other.
Both women are on their feet now, circling each other once again. Now the two of them charge in at the same time and begin to strike, but again, neither of them can seem to get the upper hand. Forearms are thrown and dodged, kicks are thrown and blocked. Super Tiger II pushes La Naturaleza back before leaping up and hitting a hurricanrana, launching her opponent across the ring, but the other luchadora lands on her feet! The crowd cheers as she brushes her shoulder off, smirking at her opponent. The less experienced competitor slaps the mat in frustration before getting up to her feet, rushing in toward La Naturaleza with a full head of steam, only to eat a very stiff forearm from her opponent, stumbling back a step. La Naturaleza slips behind ST2, hooking her around the waist before throwing her back with a big German suplex! She lands on her feet, strutting with her arms out as the crowd boos at her.
Seth Ernst: This is a crazy back and forth between two women who seem to know each other inside and out.
Miranda Augustino: Both women are very clearly masters of their craft, and extremely skilled in lucha libre.
The two of them are circling once again, and Super Tiger II makes as if she’s going to charge in, baiting La Naturaleza into locking up. As the two of them jockey for position, ST2 takes advantage, thumbing La Naturaleza in the eye. The crowd boos incredibly loudly as Super Tiger II takes advantage of her opponent’s temporary blindness, leaping up to dropkick La Naturaleza out of the ring! She tumbles to the floor as ST2 backs up to the other side of the ring and takes aim. As La Naturaleza gets to her feet, Super Tiger II takes off running and attempts a suicide dive, only to be caught with another brutal forearm to the chin!
Seth Ernst: Looks like things are starting to get heated here.
Miranda Augustino: I think these women are just ready to beat the absolute crap out of each other!
La Naturaleza drags Super Tiger II to her feet, rolling her back into the ring under the bottom rope before making her way over to the corner and ascending the turnbuckle. The referee warns her, telling her she needs to get down. She obliges by leaping from the top with a moonsault, landing on ST2 with nearly perfect precision! Naturaleza hooks the leg, and the referee slides in.
One!
Two!!
Two!!
ST2 rolls over, putting her opponent into a pin of her own!
One!
Two!!
Two!!
La Naturaleza kicks out this time, rolling away from Super Tiger II before they both get to their feet, breathing hard. They lock up yet again, but ST2 stomps down on La Naturaleza’s foot, before throwing a European uppercut to cause Naturaleza to stumble. ST2 suddenly drops down, hooks a leg, and rolls her opponent up! The referee slides in, blind to the fact that Super Tiger has a handful of La Naturaleza’s tights!
One!
Two!!
Two!!
Super Tiger II puts her feet on the rope!
Three!!!
La Naturaleza kicks out just a moment too late, and ST2 rolls out of the ring under the bottom rope to a chorus of boos from the crowd. Naturaleza tries to explain to the referee what happened as Super Tiger backs up the ramp, laughing as she points toward the ring.
Isabella Salvatore: Here is your winner…SUPER TIGER!!!
Seth Ernst: Wow. What a terrible ending to what was turning out to be a great match.
Miranda Augustino: Look, it may not have been the cleanest victory, but a win is a win, and the referee is standing by his decision.
Super Tiger II and La Naturaleza stare each other down as the show moves on.
Winner: Super Tiger II
Result: Pinfall (Rollup)
Result: Pinfall (Rollup)
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Seth Ernst: Well, that last match was definitely quite the spectacle, but now we move on to our next one as El Diablo Blanco takes on–Suddenly Seth gets cut off by a familiar voice.
? ? ? : AHEM!!
Our view is suddenly swept across the crowd, as we zero in on a skybox in the Vlad Blackheart Memorial Coliseum. In it we see Wesley Carlo and Romeo Travar, surrounded by a group of people on couches surrounding them. The skybox itself seems lavishly decorated, with it being clear to see the pair commandeered it for themselves and decked it out.
Wesley Carlo: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls…coming to ya LIVE from the Player Hater Lounge…”Big Bag” Romeo Travar…”Low Key” Wesley Carlo…EFFICIENCY!
Upon hearing Wes’ grandiose introduction, the crowd immediately boos, seemingly not big fans of either of the two after their incendiary comments on last week’s show.
Wesley Carlo: Damn, y’all rude as hell! I don’t think this is any way y’all should be treating your future Alliance Champs!
Romeo Travar: They don’t know what they talkin’ bout, Wes. These people in the audience must be blind, stupid or both! They just can’t HANDLE the fact that they lookin at the single best team that this company has ever seen!
The crowd continues to boo, but Romeo doesn’t stop.
Romeo Travar: Cause they got a lockerroom full of people who love to talk the talk, but when it comes to backin up they words? They all bitch made. Not a single one of them is ready to stand on business like how we do!
Wesley Carlo: That’s why we got this spot up here, Rome. To remind all these people and those bums in the back of what they place is…which is below us. Always.
The crowd begins to crowd even louder.
Wesley Carlo: Aye, and whether you love us or hate us, it’s all good. We understand. As far as representatives for this division, y’all have been getting served ass year in and year out. They got y’all so brainwashed that you don’t even know what a good tag team is anymore. Now we gotta pop out and show y’all, and that’s the cross we’re willing to bear for being ahead of your time. It’s okay to boo us now, I promise.
The crowd has gone nuclear at this point, not as if they needed Wes’ permission.
Romeo Travar: You wanna know what I see when I look around us, Wes? I see a bunch of BUMS. These fools in the crowd are booin’ us cause they know we right and they hate that. They hate us cause we’re the only ones here that keep it one hundred with ‘em. They been so starved of any good tag wrestling that when they do see it?
Romeo lowers the sunglasses as he looks down at the fans.
Romeo Travar: These dumbasses think that we’re the problem on the roster. They wouldn’t know good tag wrestling if it smacked ‘em in the mouth and honestly? They ain’t even worth the effort on our part to smack ‘em up. We EFFICIENCY for a reason. We know what’s gotta be done, and none of those BUMS on the tag or trios or whatever the fuck they wanna hide behind roster could fight they way out a wet paper bag if it came down to it!
Wes smiles at Romeo’s words, as well as the reaction they’re getting from the crowd.
Wesley Carlo: And to show that they mean business, we prepared a whole list of reasons why all of the teams we gotta fight next Tuesday for a shot at those Alliance Championships are bums. Hand it over so that I can read it, Rome!
Wes extends his hand out to Romeo, waiting to be handed the aforementioned list. Romeo looks behind them to the table and looks for the list, turning back to Wesley.
Romeo Travar: Aye… I ain’t got the list, Wes.
Wesley Carlo: Fuck you mean you ain’t got the list?!
Romeo Travar: I mean there ain’t no list around here, man!
Wesley Carlo: We sat up all last night writing that shit, bro. We can’t just not have it!
Romeo looks around again, making sure he doesn’t see a list anywhere.
Romeo Travar: Maybe one of the bums that was settin up our lounge took it. You know we can’t be trustin’ none of these fools.
Wesley takes a moment to regain his composure before he even thinks about using his microphone again.
Wesley Carlo: You know what?! The list don’t matter. What DOES matter is that when we hit that ring on Tuesday, we gon prove to everyone how item number one on the list is valid. And that’s because everyone looks like a bum whenever EFFICIENCY is around!
Romeo Travar: Cause if you don’t already know? We the fuckin best on this goddamn roster! You don’t believe us? You gon’ find out Tuesday just how dangerous we are!
Wesley Carlo: Cause when it comes to these other teams, they not like us, and they ain’t never gon do it like EFFICIENCY!
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The moment “The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?)” by Ylvis plays over the PA System, the fans in attendance are thrown into a frenzy. At least the members of The Diablo Nation in attendance are.
Dog goes "woof"
Cat goes "meow"
Bird goes "tweet"
And mouse goes "squeek"
Cow goes "moo"
Frog goes "croak"
And the elephant goes "toot"
Ducks say "quack"
And fish go "blub"
And the seal goes "ow ow ow"
But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the fox say?
Just then El Diablo Blanco explodes out onto the stage bouncing around to the music as the fans cheer even louder for The Backyard Phenom.
Isabella Salavtore: The following contest…is scheduled for one fall!
Introducing first…from Chicago, Illinois…weighing in at 225 lbs…El! Diablo! Blanco!
El D gingerly makes his way down the ramp high fiving fans all the way to and around the ring. Finally rolling into the ring under the bottom rope, El D ascends the second turnbuckle closest to hard cam side and starts playing air guitar to the rest of the song as the crowd sings along.
As the song finishes, El Diablo Blanco turns to each side of the ring and bows to the fans in appreciation.
Isabella Salavtore: And his opponent…
Ashes start falling in the arena from the rafters like snow slowly at first then more frequent for the duration of the quiet slow part of the music. After this, the arena lights go red and out comes Phage holding several fluorescent light tubes taped together forming a club and carried over her shoulder.
Isabella Salavtore: From Mountainview, California…weighing in at 198 lbs…Phage!
She proceeds to the ring as the ashes continue falling and when she gets to the ringside area, she pulls the light tube club holding it with both hands turning it to where the camera can see the name of her opponent written on one of the tubes. She drapes the weapon over her shoulder again and proceeds up the steps and into the ring where she raises the weapon up high over her head and the lights return to normal as the ashes subside. Phage slides the weapon into her corner under the bottom rope. As the ringside attendant attempts to take the weapon, Phage kicks the rope discouraging the attempt.
Blanco starts this match off violently, out of a sense of necessity for the person he finds himself across the ring from! He rushes up and nails her with a Big Boot, before mounting her and driving punch after punch to the top of her head! He gets Phage up now, smacking right upside the head with a European Uppercut that sends her doubling back into the corner! Blanco looks to double down on the offense, getting the second rope and going for another round of mounted punches, this time from high altitude! It doesn’t take long for this to cease, however, with Phage getting Blanco up before taking him to the mat with a Sit-Out Spinebuster! She goes for the pin!
ONE…!
TWO…!
Kick out by Blanco! Phage gets to her feet, grabbing Blanco by the arm in the process! She pulls him up now, taking the man right back down with a Headbutt! She paces the ring as the fans start to boo her, already forming their opinions of this newcomer from the looks of it! Phage pulls Blanco to his feet, looking to inflict even more damage! But Blanco fights back, swatting Phage’s hand away before swiping her with a Knife Edge Chop! He gets her up now, dropping her with a Snap Brainbuster before going for the pin!
ONE…!
TWO…!
Kick out by Phage! Blanco looks to keep the momentum going, getting Phage up and going for the ropes! He comes back to her, only for Phage to get him in position and drop him with an Exploder Suplex! He attempts to get up, only for Phage to catch him with a Running Senton across the back! She goes for the pin!
ONE…!
TWO…!
Blanco kicks out! Phage gets him up, looking to pull him in for Fever! But Blanco reverses the Sidewalk Slam with a Slingblade! He gets her in position, looking for The Backyard Elbow! But just as he postures for the move, Phage rises, nailing him with a low blow as the referee calls for the bell!
Lucas Knox: Wait a minute! What the hell?!
Blanco goes down, clutching himself as the referee shouts at Phage, wondering what the hell she’s doing. Phage shoves the official aside and rushes in where she starts putting the boots to him before dropping down and laying into her downed opponent with a brutal series of forearms to the head.
Miranda Augustino: Yo yo yo! What’s her fuckin’ problem?!
Seth Ernst: This new arrival, Phage; she’s completely snapped on El Diablo Blanco!
The referee grabs Phage to pull her off but she turns around and nails him with a forearm as well. Phage goes to her corner and grabs her club of light tubes taped together, looking it over like she’s just acquired Excalibur from the stone. She turns back towards Blanco as he pulls himself up on the ropes and turns to face her, just in time for Phage to come running in and SHATTERS the light tube club across his head, causing bits of glass and dust to explode all over the place. Diablo drops down again and Phage pounces on him a second time, beginning to rip away at his mask. Blood runs down the exposed part of his face from the light tube club and it’s not until Phage is swarmed by ringside security that the attack ceases and Diablo is left prone on the mat as Phage is forced out of the ring and yelled at to go backstage. Phage begins to back away with a sick smile spreading across her painted face under her own mask.
Seth Ernst: Well, welcome to the New Frontier, Phage. Might I suggest adding a chill pill to your daily routine?!
Miranda Augustino: This chica’s outta her goddamn mind, Seth!
Lucas Knox: Look what she did to El Diablo Blanco! He didn’t deserve any of that!
Winner: El Diablo Blanco
Result: Disqualification (Low Blow)
Result: Disqualification (Low Blow)
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