NFW Collision #187!

VIXSIN VS. KASUMI KANEKO

VixSin charges at Kasumi, a primal scream echoing throughout the building as she does so. Kasumi spins and jumps over the charging VixSin. VixSin bounces off the ropes and comes back into a wicking pinning kick from Kasumi. VixSin staggers and Kasumi jumps into a victory roll.


VixSin tries to pounce on Kasumi and gets rolled and kicked off. Kasumi kips up and catches a changing VixSin for a spinning snap powerslam. She holds for the cover.


VixSin grabs Kasumi and runs her chest first into the turnbuckles. Vixen rolls back into an O’Connor roll.


VixSin is propelled into the turnbuckles herself and Kasumi rolls her up on the rebound. ViXSin jumps up and starts pounding away viciously on her opponent. Kasumi tries to roll her into a cradle but VixSin blocks it. Kasumi tries to jump into a knee strike. VixSin catches her and reverses into a powerbomb. VixSin covers.


Kasumi goes for a bg elbow. VixSin catches her and pulls on her tights to get the advantage. She rakes Kasumi’s eyes before hitting Mass Murder.


Darlyn Fajardo: Here is your winner…VIXSIN!!

=NFW Tag Team Titles #1 Contender For WrestleWar XX=

ASTRO CREEPS VS. CORNBREAD MAFIA VS. REGULATORS

VS. CORTEZ DYNASTY VS. EMPEROR ACES

The Vlad Blackheart Colosseum was filled with an electric energy as the #1 Contender’s Tag Gauntlet was about to begin. Starting the match off were the teams of The Astro Creeps and The Cornbread Mafia. The teams took their positions on the apron in the ring and the referee called for the bell, starting the match off.


Kosnar and Cameron Worley started off for their respective teams with Kosnar going right for Cameron, looking for a running lariat but Cameron ducked under the arm and Kosnar turned around right into a series of fast right hand strikes by Cameron, hammering him against the jaw. Cameron went for an Irish Whip but Kosnar reversed him into the ropes, missing with another lariat, however, as Cameron came back across the ring from behind him and caught him with a leaping forearm on the turn around. Kosnar stumbled back into the ropes, using the momentum to charge back at Cameron who took him down with a drop toehold. Cameron quickly followed up with a running senton across Kosnar’s back and rolled him over for the pin but Kosnar threw him off at two. Cameron grabbed Kosnar by the wrist and picked him up, walking him over to Cornbread’s corner where he tagged in his brother Shawn.

The Worley brother climbed to the top turnbuckle and came down with a double ax handle across Kosnar’s elbow, beginning to work on that limb in an attempt to eliminate his power advantage. He snatched the larger man’s arm again and repeatedly yanked downward, torquing the shoulder before Irish Whipping him into the corner. As Shawn came running in for a corner splash, Kosnar stuck his boot up, catching him in the face, then exploded outward, leveling him with a lariat. Angry at the double team maneuver, Kosnar placed his foot on Shawn’s head and lifted his other foot, shifting all of his weight onto Shawn’s skull until the referee begged him off. Kosnar knelt down and placed his massive hand over Shawn’s chest for a pin but only got a two count before dragging him over to his corner and tagging in Pisces. As Pisces got into the ring, Kosnar sat Shawn back in the corner and proceeded to stomp a mudhole into his chest while his partner got into position. Once Pisces was ready, Kosnar grabbed her by the arm and Irish Whipped her violently towards the corner with Shawn in it where the doll like woman delivered a shotgun, basement dropkick to one half of the Cornbread Mafia. Before Kosnar exited the ring, he suddenly rushes over and knocked Cameron off of the apron, much to the delight of Daedalus at ringside. As the referee began trying to get him out of the ring, he gave the signal for Pisces who picked Shawn up and whipped him towards her partner. Kosnar caught Shawn, using his momentum to swing him around into a spinning sidewalk slam known as “Collapsing Cosmoses” before rolling out to allow Pisces to attempt a pinfall but Shawn kicked out barely before three.

Like a fiendish animal, Pisces mounted Shawn and began raining punches across his forehead, then leaned down to start biting at his forehead until the referee pulled her off. She pushed past the referee and climbed the turnbuckle, diving off with a double foot stomp she called “Hip To Be Scared” before going for another cover but just before the referee’s hand hit the mat for three, Cameron Worley dove in on top of Pisces to break the pin up. Kosnar started to get into the ring but Cameron made it back to his feet and ran in, hitting him with a Running Knee Lift that sent him tumbling down to the ringside floor. He turned around, just in time to see Pisces coming at him and caught her with a kick to the midsection as Shawn got up. Cameron lifted Pisces up, setting her feet on his brother’s shoulders, dropping down into a DDT to perform “The Deer Killer” before rolling out of the ring to run interference on Kosnar as Shawn dropped down over Pisces for the pin.


Darlyn Fajardo: The Astro Creeps have been eliminated!

Nick Hanson: Good team work by the Cornbread Mafia.

Olivia Mayfaire: Brothers look out for one another, Nicky.

Jim Reynolds: Tough first round for them, though.
As Shawn and Cameron caught their breath, it was time for the next entry as “Regulate” by Warren G and Nate Dogg announced the oncoming opponents. Marilyn Matthews and Morgan Payne, The Regulators made their way out from the back and down to the ring.


The match started with Cameron Worley and Marilyn Matthews in the ring. The crowd roared as the two teams exchanged fierce words before locking up. They jockeyed for control, using their common moves to gain an upper hand.

Cameron Worley displayed his power with a Samoan Drop on Marilyn Matthews, but she quickly retaliated with a lightning-quick Missle Dropkick. Shawn Worley entered the ring, and The Cornbread Mafia began isolating Marilyn, working over her with a combination of punches, clotheslines, and elbows.

Marilyn fought back, hitting Shawn with a Snap DDT and tagging in her partner, Morgan Payne. The Regulators began working in harmony, utilizing their common moves to turn the tide of the match. They impressed the crowd with a beautiful tandem Moonsault and Shooting Star Press combo, showcasing their high-flying abilities.

As the match approached its climax, chaos reigned in the ring. Shawn Worley locked Marilyn Matthews in "The S-Lock," his ankle lock submission finisher. Marilyn writhed in pain, but she managed to inch her way towards the ropes. Cameron and Morgan Payne brawled outside the ring, preventing any help from coming.

With her fingertips mere inches from the ropes, Marilyn decided to dig deep. She summoned her strength, kicked free from Shawn's submission, and performed a jaw-dropping sequence. She struck Shawn with a beautiful Pelee Kick, staggering him. Then, with the crowd on their feet, she ascended the turnbuckle.

Marilyn Matthews ascended the turnbuckle, the crowd shouting "I'm a Leaf on the Wind!" and responding "Watch how I soar!" with sheer enthusiasm. She gracefully executed the Leaf on the Wind, the Phoenix Splash, while Shawn Worley lay sprawled beneath.

Morgan Payne, in a burst of energy, prevented Cameron Worley from interfering with a well-placed Tastes Like Timbaland Boot.


Darlyn Fajardo: The Cornbread Mafia have been eliminated!

Nick Hanson: The Regulators advance into the next round of this gauntlet!

Olivia Mayfaire: Great effort by The Cornbread Mafia!

Jim Reynolds: So long, fuckers!

Nick Hanson: Hey, come on now, Jim.

Olivia Mayfaire: You are such an asshole.

Jim Reynolds: Sue me.
Marilyn and Morgan recollected themselves as “I Want It All” by Sadboy Loko kicked in on the PA. Carmen Viviana Esquivel Cortez walked out, leading Juan and Javier, the Cortez Dynasty, to the ring for the third round.


As the bell rang, both teams stared each other down. The crowd roared, knowing that this match would be an intense clash of styles.

Morgan Payne started the match for The Regulators against Javier Cortez. The two circled each other, attempting to gain an early advantage. Javier's powerful striking combinations were met with Morgan's expert defensive maneuvers. They exchanged rapid blows, showcasing their martial arts prowess.

Marilyn Matthews and Juan Cortez eagerly tagged in, continuing the fast-paced action. Juan's high-flying offense, including his Tornado DDT and Sixth Street Frog Splash, put pressure on Marilyn. Still, Marilyn's acrobatic abilities shone through as she executed a beautiful Standing Shooting Star Press.

The back-and-forth action continued. Javier used his Roaring Elbow to rock Morgan, and Juan nailed Marilyn with a Running Knee to the head. The match could have gone either way, with both teams displaying their incredible athleticism and chemistry.

As the match approached its climax, the crowd was on their feet, roaring in anticipation. Marilyn was trapped in Javier's Concrete Clutch, and Morgan struggled to make the save. Javier wrenched back, pushing Marilyn to her limits.

With pure desperation, Marilyn twisted and managed to break free from the hold, quickly tagging in Morgan. Morgan Payne burst into the ring, a house of fire, and unleashed her arsenal of strikes, including a sequence of kicks, knees, and palm strikes. Javier was on the receiving end, reeling from the powerful Muay Thai assault.

With Javier stunned, Morgan Payne seized her opportunity. She executed her finisher, "Dahntahn After Dahk" - the Burning Hammer. It was a breathtaking and bone-crushing maneuver. Javier was driven into the mat with sheer force, his world turned upside down as the referee counted:


Darlyn Fajardo: The Cortez Dynasty have been eliminated!
The Regulators emerged victorious, securing the pinfall on Javier Cortez after the devastating "Dahntahn After Dahk." The crowd erupted in cheers for the winners of this grueling tag team gauntlet round.

Olivia Mayfaire: Two rounds in for The Regulators. Can they do it?!

Nick Hanson: Well, we know who the last team is and they’re gonna be fresh! The former NFW Tag Team Champions!

As the fans waited for the final entry in the gauntlet, “Bow Down’ by I Prevail erupted through the PA and down the ramp came Jordan Majors and Sanada, The Emperor Aces of the Queens of Chaos. Clutching herself in pain, Morgan struggled to her feet only for Marilyn to come in and assure her she had the start of the match, ushering her partner out onto the apron before the bell rang.


The bell rang, and it was Marilyn Matthews squaring off against Sanada, the technical maestro of The Emperor Aces. Marilyn, known for her high-flying ability, was cautious against the technically proficient Sanada. The two circled each other, each looking for an opening.

Marilyn went for a quick offensive, attempting a Moonsault on Sanada. But he was quick to react, catching her mid-air and transitioning into a Snap Dragon Suplex. Sanada's technique was on full display, and he maintained control.

As the match progressed, Marilyn showcased her aerial skills, hitting a beautiful Phoenix Splash after she had expertly countered a Tornado DDT attempt by Sanada. The crowd was on its feet as both teams displayed their respective strengths.

The tension between the teams was palpable, and the time had come for the tag. Marilyn desperately reached for Morgan Payne as she had Sanada reeling. The Emperor Aces were swift to react, and Jordan Majors entered the match.

Morgan Payne and Jordan Majors were known for their hard-hitting and high-impact moves. The two exchanged blows, with Morgan hitting a brutal spinning backfist, the "Headshot," while Jordan Majors countered with a picture-perfect Double Knee Facebreaker, the "Chapter 11."

As the match approached its climax, the action spilled outside the ring. Marilyn and Sanada fought on the apron while Morgan and Jordan Majors traded blows in the ring.

In a critical moment, Sanada managed to get the upper hand on Marilyn, setting her up for his finishing move, the "Sanada Death Driver." He lifted her for the two-stage Dragon Suplex, but as he went for the slam, Marilyn managed to wriggle out. With a quick counter, she hooked his arms, attempting a quick sunset flip powerbomb, but it was not enough to put Sanada away.

Seeing an opening, Morgan Payne took a decisive step. She hoisted Sanada upside down on her back, setting him up for their signature tag team finisher, "Kingdom Come." As she dropped to her knees, Marilyn launched herself off the top rope, performing a devastating diving double foot stomp onto Sanada's head.

The crowd gasped as the brutal move connected, and Sanada was left sprawled on the mat. Morgan Payne, seizing the moment, quickly went for the cover as Marilyn blocked any attempts by Jordan Majors to interfere.


The referee's hand hit the mat for the third time, and The Regulators emerged victorious in this epic tag team battle. The crowd roared in approval as The Regulators celebrated their hard-fought win.

Darlyn Fajardo: Here are your winners…AND NEW, NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS TO THE NFW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS…Marilyn Matthews and Morgan Payne…THE REGULATORS!!

Nick Hanson: The Regulators have done it!! They are going to Wrestle War XX for the tag team titles!!

Olivia Mayfaire: I hope Thicc Attack was paying attention to this one, because these two just showed how bad they want this and how deep they’re ready to dig!

Jim Reynolds: That was the most insane thing I’ve ever seen, guys!

The final round of the tag team gauntlet had delivered a memorable contest filled with high-flying action, technical wizardry, and hard-hitting moments, showcasing the immense talent of both teams. Before the shot cut away, The Regulators and The Emperor Aces met in the center, shaking hands and hugging as a sign of sportsmanship.

Jen Vallejos: Well it's been a fantastic night so far and the action has been at a level only MHW can d....what...what is Gabriel Ohio doing out here?? He is not scheduled to be out here??"

Gabriel Ohio walks down the ramp, no entrance music or stage lighting, a determined look on his face. He is carrying a large sack over his shoulder.

RJ Smith: What the hell is in that sack? Is he about to deliver toys to the little boys and girls?

Jen Vallejos: I'm pretty sure that's not what's in that sack, RJ.

Gabriel carries the bag up the steps and steps over the top rope, then places it in the centre of the ring. He walks over to the ropes and demands a microphone. He is given one, mainly out of fear.

Gabriel Ohio: Isn't life oh so bliss, when everything seems to be going your way my sweet Saoirse. All the worries of life no longer worrying you as you fly high on cloud nine. Is the glow of the spotlight warming your precious heart? Reflecting off your trinket that you wear around your waist. A hero's welcome awaits you every time you go to a mall, every time you arrive at an arena? When you book a hotel room? The bank balance increasing?

Gabriel briefly stops as the fans let their voices be heard. Gabriel laughs.

Gabriel Ohio: A Shepherd does not worry about the opinions of the sheep.

The crowd are more vocal now. Gabriel chooses to ignore it.

Gabriel Ohio: Now I know you are back there Saoirse. Why don't you come out here and see if you can kick my teeth out again. I know you would like nothing better.

The crowd are definitely up for that idea.

Jen Vallejos: Is he serious?

Gabriel paces the ring. A moment or two passes and eventually the lights dim,l and the Shieldmaidens’ motto, “Hell is empty and the Maidens are here!” comes up on the Tron. Dublin Death Patrol’s “Pigs In The Hollow” hits and “Psycho” Saoirse Maguire comes walking through the entryway smirking cruelly, wearing her MHW Hardcore Championship and carrying a a canvas bag as if she just didn’t have time to set it aside before walking out here.

RJ Smith: Does Ohio have a death wish?

Gabriel raises the microphone to his mouth once more.

Gabriel Ohio: Oh there she is. Come forth little one. Join me. Let us see some of that spunk you showcase every night!

Psycho walks down the ramp and climbs the ring apron, setting the bag down on the edge of the ring. .

Gabriel Ohio: That's it. You come in here. Good girl.

Gabriel smiles a twisted smile. Psycho is unfazed and climbs in the ring.

Gabriel Ohio: Finally, you are here. Look at you. Your walk, your posture. You are on top of the world right now. You are taking everything in your stride now. Nothing can stop you. Or so you think. You say you have been to the darkness. You say that there is nothing that the darkness can do now that you have not already experienced? How was it when you were bound in chains? Abused by the fists of your Captors?

Psycho's smile has disappeared from her face. Her eyes scrunched into an angry scowl.

Gabriel Ohio: Did they sodomise you? Did they use your body in other ways that you do not talk about? Does the scars keep you awake at night? Do the memories haunt your dreams? Do their faces taunt you from the shadows?"

Psycho's rage is building up and it shows, her hands balled into fists as entire body starts shaking from the physical tension of trying to restrain herself.

Gabriel Ohio: To this day they still torture you, yet you cannot see the chains. I am going to break you. I am going to make you earn that name you wear like a badge of honour, PSYCHO. I am going to break you without even lifting a finger.

Gabriel reaches into his pocket and pulls something out and looks at it with a smile as he strokes it.

Gabriel Ohio: I ask you, Saoirse, do you think they would last as long as you did in the chains?

Gabriel turns his hand around and it is a picture of Psycho's wife, he crumples it up and drops it, the second picture is Psycho's sister, the third picture, is RJ, Psycho's child.

Jen Vallejos: Okay. He is taking this too far…

Psycho’s eyes almost glow red as she fires off a kick that doubles Gabriel over. She starts wailing on him with her fists, smashing him with everything she ahs again and again and again until Gabriel goes down whether he wants to or not. Psycho jumps on top and starts throwing punches as if her very life depends on it while she screams.

Psycho: Ye fuckin’ gammy gowl! Ye fuckin’...

She hammers away at him, drawing a slight trickle of blood as she does so.

RJ Smith: He asked for this, Jen.

Jen Vallejos: But 'why' is the question.

Road agents fill the ring and referees try to pull Psycho off of Gabriel. It takes some time but they succeed. She turns her attention to them and starts taking them out, snapping off the Gealtachta on each one as they come near her.

RJ Smith: This chick is seriously bad ass.

Jen Vallejos: All hell is breaking loose!

Gabriel has made it back to a knee and speaks again.

Gabriel Ohio: Is that the best you can do? I will make everyone you love squeal like pigs! I will bring the apocalypse to your world.

Psycho snaps off a roundhouse kick to the head and Gabriel goes down hard. .

RJ Smith: Ohio is really twisted…

Jen Vallejos: Does he enjoy pain?

Psycho picks up Gabriel’s sack and turns it out. The jaws of a closed Bear trap hit the ring. There is also a plastic bottle filled with what looks like water, amongst other instruments of destruction.

Jen Vallejos: Oh my God…

Gabriel Ohio: That's it. Do it. You know you want to.

Gabriel smiles. Teeth bloody, eye swollen shut.

RJ Smith: This guy is fucking crazy!

Psycho picks up the bottle, opens it and pours it on Gabriel's face. His face begins to smoke and his face blisters.

Jen Vallejos: Oh my God! What the....?

RJ Smith: I think that’s acid!!!

More staff pull Psycho away from Gabriel as EMT's rush the ring. Psycho starts to snap off the Gealtachta on them as well, Gabriel simply smiling as she does so.

Psycho: Ye’re gonna stop laughin’...

Jen Vallejos: He’s not…

RJ Smith: No… but he might be thinking about it…

Psycho marches over to her bag, opens it and pulls out a blackthorn shillelagh. Gabriel starts to sit up and Psycho blasts him in the chest with it.

Psycho: Stop yer laughin’!

She rears back and blasts him in the chest, knocking him over onto his back. Gabriel looks up at her and she raises the club above her head with both hands, bringing it down onto his head.

Psycho: STOP YER FUCKIN’ LAUGHIN’!!!!

She brings the club down a second and then a third time, drawing blood with both shots. Gabriel tries to move and Psycho swings the shillelagh like a golf club, cracking him one more time in the head and knocking him out cold.

Psycho: I’LL BAE SHUTTIN’ YER FUCKIN’ MOUT UP, I WILL BAE!!!!

RJ Smith: I have never seen anything like this in professional wrestling.

Jen Vallejos: I can't watch anymore.

As she raises the shillelagh up again, her sister, Aoife “Banshee” Maguire rushes to the ring, Becca “Bruiser” Maguire, Katrina “Knox” Knox, Alex “Bullet” Carbajal, Jackie “Bandit” Layton and Samantha “Titaness” Hamilton all right behind her. Banshee and Bruiser dive into the ring, Bruiser grabbing the club while Banshee looks Psycho in the eyes. She whispers something to her sister and Psycho blinks in confusion. Banshee nods and Bruiser moves into her wife’s sightline as well. Psycho starts to look around and the Maidens move her back as EMTs are finally allowed to check on the battered and bloodied Gabriel Ohio. The Maidens lead Psycho from the ring while Robert Mack and Byron Brown enter to survey the carnage. The camera lingers for a second and then cuts to commercial.

ELIJAH COPELAND VS. MORGANNA BILSON

Elijah and Morganna walk out to the middle of the ring and stare at each other as the crowd cheers them on. Elijah and Morganna start exchanging strikes until Elijah jumps into a thesz press and holds for the cover.


Elijah jumps up and goes for a big lariat. Morganna ducks it and reaches back for a neckbreaker. Morganna goes for the cover.


The two get to their feet and Morganna hits a sitdown piledriver.


The two get up and trade shoots again until Elijah ducks one and hits the Berzerker Boot. He covers.


Elijah goes to the ropes and rebounds back looking for the Broken Skull. Morganna ducks it and gets up for a reversal into Greetings From Bourbon Street.


Darlyn Fajardo: Here is your winner…MORGANNA BILSON!

ETSUKO MITZUSAKA VS. LILITH MEADOWS

~ DING DING DING ~

Meadows and Mitzusaka circle the ring around each other cautiously, before going in for a Collar-and-Elbow Tie-Up! Meadows, always more technically savvy than she leads the competition to believe, quickly wraps Mitzusaka up in a series of different holds that lands with her in a Grounded Front Headlock! Mitzusaka fights to escape, continuously pushing against Meadows’ grip as she gets herself to her feet! A few Elbows to the ribs push Meadows away, with her coming back with a swing to maintain momentum! But Mitzusaka ducks underneath it, allowing Meadows to hit the ropes and come back to a Spinning Back Elbow that knocks her to the mat! Pin by Mitzusaka!

TWO…!

Kick out by Meadows! Mitzusaka keeps her trapped after the pin however, wrapping an arm around her throat for Rear Chinlock! Meadows is now the one fighting for escape here, pushing up against Mitzusaka and pulling herself to her feet! She nails a few Elbows to the midsection, before finally taking Mitzusaka down with a Snapmare! Mitzusaka scrambles back to her feet, only to be met with a Dropkick from Meadows! She gets up again, another Dropkick! Mitzusaka knows better than to be caught off guard this time, getting to her feet and immediately going for a Clothesline! But Meadows is much quicker than Mitzusaka is, ducking the shot and jumping to the second rope before landing on her with a Springboard Crossbody! Pin by Meadows!

TWO…!

Kick out by Mitzusaka! Meadows is really in the driver’s seat now, looking to start picking Mitzusaka off with The Dreaming! Mitzusaka pushes her off before she can complete the move however, coming back to Meadows as she attempts to catch her balance with a Bicycle Kick! She gets Meadows up, looking for the Mitzusaka Driver! But Meadows reverses, getting Mitzusaka down with a Victory Roll Pin!

TWO…!

THREE-

Kick out by Mitzusaka! She gets to her feet, immediately being hit by The Dreaming! Implant DDT connects! But Meadows isn’t done, she waits for Mitzusaka to make it back to her feet, possibly looking for the Dragon’s Ire! But just then Mistress Anya hops onto the apron, distracting the official! Meadows is having none of it however, pushing Anya off the apron and to the floor! The official checks to see if she’s okay as Meadows makes her way back to Mitzusaka! She looks to pull her up, only for Mitzusaka to dig her fingers into Meadows’ eyes and rakes them, before rolling her up with an Inside Cradle!

TWO…!

THREE!!

~ DING DING DING ~

Darlyn Fajardo: The winner of this match…Etsuko! Mitzusaka!

Mitzusaka rolls out of the ring, helping Mistress Anya to her feet and looking towards the commentary table! She stares daggers into Trixie Decker at commentary, making a belt gesture around her waist.

Nick Hanson: Looks like Etsuko Mitzusaka has her eyes on some championship gold, as well, folks!

Trixie Decker: Bitch wants to look at something? She can look at this.

As Etsuko continued to pantomime, Trixie pulled off her headset and stood on top of the commentary table, raising the Perseverance Championship high. Mistress Anya came over, at that point, taunting Trixie about her title to which Trixie just smiled, condescendingly before hocking back and spitting right down into Anya’s face. This sent the Mistress into a raging fit as she started screaming for Etsuko to go after the champion. As soon as Etsuko stepped out to the floor, Trixie dove off of the table into an aerial Thesz Press and the brawl was on! Etsuko and Trixie traded shots as they fought up to their feet, throwing wild fists back and forth.

Olivia Mayfaire: Whoa now! Somebody come out here and get these two!

Jim Reynolds: Nah let them at each other!!

Nick Hanson: Whoa whoa, watch out! Lilith Meadows!!

From inside the ring, Lilith came running off the ropes and soared over the top, coming right down onto Trixie and Etsuko, bringing the three of them down in a heap on the floor. Lilith immediately turned her aggression on Etsuko then, pouncing on her and throwing shots of her own just before security is finally able to rush in and pull the three apart.

=Non-Title=

DONA ROTTEN VS. SAOIRSE MAGUIRE

Psycho and Dona walk out, both smirking knowingly. Dona nods and says something about the people watching. Psycho nods in response and says something back that makes Dona laugh. The two both glance around for a second and then shrug, each asking the other if they’re ready to play. Determining that they both are, the two clinch and start throwing wild punches, each connecting over and over and over again in rapid fire succession. The crowd cheers them on as the two Shieldmaidens batter away at each other with a ferocity not usually seen, both drawing blood and seemingly enjoying every second of this. The two keep firing even as the crowd starts to go quiet in disbelief that the two are still going. As they keep firing off at the same pace they started at, the crowd starts to come back again cheering them on and almost willing them to remain standing despite the respective onslaughts. Dona tries for a short-arm lariat. Psycho ducks it and Dona runs to the ropes, coming back with the Chainsaw Kick. Dona covers.


The two get to their feet and Psycho starts working her way up Dona’s legs with kicks before hitting a big roundhouse and following with the Dublin Kiss. Dona goes down and Psycho covers.


The two both get to their feet, grin at each other and nod. They clinch and again start throwing wild simultaneous punches that just make the crowd murmur in shock at the sight before them. The two continue to batter away on each other like none they’ve ever seen, blood and sweat flying with every shot and yet neither shows any signs of going down or even slowing down any time soon. The two continue hammering away, the referee stepping back closer to the ropes as he watches in awe at the display being put forth right in front of him. As he gets closer, Cass Baumer suddenly appears at ringside. She reaches in and pulls the referee out of the ring, landing him hard on the concrete floor. She climbs up past him onto the apron and smirks at Psycho and Dona as the two Shieldmaidens continue to batter away at each other. The referee looks up, sees Cass standing on the edge of the ring and calls for the bell, throwing the match out before anything else can happen.


Security starts to come down to the ring while Psycho and Dona stop fighting and look around in astonishment. Cass starts to augh and the two Shieldmaidens just stare at her. They turn to each other, nod, and then walk over and bring her into the ring the hard way. Psycho gives Cass the Dublin Kiss while Dona goes up top. She jumps off for Toxicosis on Cass and rolls away as security dives in to pull everyone apart.

Nick Hanson: For the love of God, what a night this has been!

Jim Reynolds: What a disgusting double team at the hands of those damn Shieldmaidens!

Olivia Mayfaire: Well deserved if you ask me!

Jim Reynolds: Shut up, Olivia!

Nick Hanson: Oh you shut up, Jim!

Jim Reynolds: Fuck you, Nicky!

Nick Hanson: We’ll see you next week at Funeral Derangements! So long, everybody!