Post by Steven Brody, CEO on Aug 22, 2023 2:28:27 GMT -8
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KICKOFF MATCH/Cruel Summer Gauntlet Royale
The cameras start rolling on Okinawa, Japan’s Manza Beach right by the ANA Intercontinental Resort. In a wide open plot of beach land, lies the ring surrounded by the floor padding on the sand. Spreading out wider are security barricades, draped with New Frontier Wrestling covers. Several rows of chairs are lined out with bleachers stretching out around three sides of the ring. Temporary flooring is laid out to form the walkway, leading from ringside to an intricate setup of a large, closed off area with metal framing and lights over an NFW logo decorated curtain for the wrestlers to come out through. Fans are already filling the seats, preparing for everything to kickoff, pun intended. Cruel Summer’s pre-show event is ready to begin as the camera angle opens on ringside with a handful of New Frontier Wrestling roster members all surrounding the ring. Scattered among them is a slew of different weapons all inside trash bins. Standing back at a safe distance, Isabella Salvatore raises her microphone up.
Isabella Salvatore: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to NFW’s fourth annual, CRUEL SUMMER!!!!!
Seen among the wrestlers at ringside are all three of The Brooke Collective, Yui Watanabe, Ehan Cement The Talented One, Mr, Shakedown, the team of Los Ding Dongs, El Piso Mojado, Jimmy Bones, The Soz, Benito Wallace and even the team of Pretty Vacant are out there in their full covered body suits on the beach.
Isabella Salvatore: The following match is your opening kickoff contest! It is a pinfall/submission gauntlet match down to the last person remaining! There are no disqualifications and no count outs. The winner of this match will earn a shot at the NFW Event Horizon Championship at our Halloween event, Funeral Derangements!
Jim Reynolds: Who the fuck picked the names for this gauntlet? These are all the local scrubs of Chicago. Who paid their way to come to Japan?
Nick Hanson: If you’re contracted by NFW, all of your medical and travel expenses are paid, Jim. You know this.
Olivia Mayfaire: Yeah, quit being such a fucking asshole.
Jim Reynolds: I’m just saying! I don’t see anyone of real note standing out here for this match! What gives?!
~DING DING DING~
Before anyone can say anything further, the bell rings and all fourteen individuals rush into motion. First, grabbing at any weapon they can get their hands on. Within a matter of seconds, the ring is filled with a gaggle of enhancement talent all swinging like madmen (and women) at each other. El Piso Mojado whacks Dos over the head with a chair. The Soz cracks Vacant over his head with a kendo stick. Jimmy Bones cocks back with a light tube and homeruns Ehan Cement right in the face with it. Ehan grabs his face and stumbles around into a death grip from Mr. Shakedown who hoists him up and drops him with a thunderous chokeslam!. Mr. Shakedown holds his hand over Ehan’s chest for the cover and the referee slides in!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
TWO!
THREE!
Isabella Salvatore: EHAN CEMENT IS ELIMINATED!!
Jim Reynolds: Boy, that takes talent to get your ass smoked that fast! HAHA!!!!
Yui Watanabe dives off of the top turnbuckle with a Missile Dropkick into Mr. Shakedown’s back and sends him stumbling forward just two steps, but otherwise barely phases him. She looks up at him, realizing her mistake and gulps, nervously. Mr. Shakedown motions for her to try something else so Yui springboards off of the ropes for a crossbody and Mr. Shakedown just clotheslines her right outta the air!!!! Yui lands hard and Mr. Shakedown lifts his leg and just falls, leg dropping a tree trunk sized calf right across her chest. That’s a cover!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
TWO!
THREE!
Isabella Salvatore: YUI WATANABE IS ELIMINATED!!
Olivia Mayfaire: DAMN!!!
Nick Hanson: Mr. Shakedown with two eliminations right out the gate!
This has everyone else in the ring at a pause as they witness the big man’s dominance and they realize they might be in trouble. Mr. Shakedown gets to his feet and slicks his hair back as he looks around at everyone with a confident smirk. He motions with his hands, miming money between his fingers, daring the next person to come at him…and that they do! Literally, everyone. Every. Single. Other. Competitor. All remaining eleven athletes rush in with their weapons of choice and start unloading on Mr. Shakedown! Chairs, kendo sticks and light tubes, all being smashed against his legs and body. He swings his arms like a madman, backhanding the likes of Ding Dong Uno and Vacan’t partner Many More across the ring but the onslaught continues. Benito Wallace gets an idea and starts directing traffic, prompting El Piso Mojado to slide a barbed wire board underneath Mr. Shakedown while he’s on his hands and knees. Benito climbs to the top, pulls off his shirt and throws his middle fingers to the air.
Benito Wallace: WHOOP WHOOP!!
Benito dives off, crashing onto Mr. Shakedown’s back, shoving him face and belly down into the barbed wire!! Mr. Shakedown throws himself off of the barbed wire board, grabbing at his face as the entire rest of the competitors all dogpile on top of him for a group cover!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
TWO!
THREE!
Isabella Salvatore: MR. SHAKEDOWN IS ELIMINATED!
Nick Hanson: A collective effort by everyone working together!
Olivia Mayfaire: That’s what it takes to keep the big man down!
Jim Reynolds: Still everyone for themselves, but at least they got the biggest threat out of the way!
The chaos continues as everyone else turns on each other. Weapons continue to be used to the most violent extend, leaving strands of loose barbed wire and broken glass around the ring. Los Ding Dongs see the opportunity and run in, simultaneously delivering Destroyer piledrivers to the team of Pretty Vacant, dropping them both right down onto the barbed wire board used to take Mr. Shakedown out earlier. They throw their hands up and count with the crowd.
Crowd: ICHI!!
NI!!
SAN!!
Isabella Salvatore: VACANT AND MANY MORE ARE ELIMINATED!!!
Los Ding Dos hop to their feet and double high five each other before they turn around and two things happen at the same time. The Soz goes for a superkick on Uno who catches his foot and sweeps his leg out from underneath it. Meanwhile, Dos just gets leveled with a superkick by El Piso Mojado. Uno goes for an Indian Deathlock on Soz who shoves him forward and sends him right into an accidental spear to Piso, sending him back into Bron Brooker, which knocks Bron into Jacy Dayne, which sends Dayne into Dana Baszler which sends Dana right into the clutches of Benito Wallace who spikes her with a double underhook DDT onto a barbed wire chair!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
TWO!
THREE!
Isabella Salvatore: DANA BASZLER IS ELIMINATED!
Eight competitors left now as everyone pairs off with someone. Bron and Jacy from the Brooke Collective pair off with Los Ding Dongs in a mini tag team war. El Piso Mojado and The Soz square up. Benito Wallace and Jimmy Bones pair off and take the fight to the outside where they start dumping out the trash cans with weapons inside of them to get access to even more insanity. Thing inside the ring get even wilder as Los Ding Dongs put the rest of The Brooke Collective away with a Flapjack Cutter to Jacy Dayne. Bron Brooker comes diving off of the turnbuckle for a big splash as Uno starts to go forr a cover but Dos pulls his partner clear and Bron ends up crash landing right on Jacy. He sits up in shock, realizing he just squashed his partner and Los Ding Dos sandwich his head between a pair of superkicks. Bron’s fucking out of it now and he collapses back on top of Jacy Dayne. Wait! That’s a cover!!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
TWO!
THREE!
Isabella Salvatore: JACY DAYNE IS ELIMINATED!!!
Los Ding Dongs high five again and simply roll Bron over onto his back. They both stop for a second and play rock, paper, scissors. Uno wins so he covers Bron and hooks the leg.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
TWO!
THREE!
Isabella Salvatore: BRON BROOKER IS ELIMINATED!
Los Ding Dongs turn to see The Soz and El Piso Mojado trading shots with kendo sticks across each other’s backs, trying to see who’s gonna go down first. Uno and Dos stand back and cross their arms, starting to just spectate and watch as the two lay into each other. Outside of the ring, Jimmy Bones, one half of his face painted like a skull, the other half covered in blood, looks like a demented Two-Face as he bounces Benito’s head off of the guard rail. Benito’s bleeding now, too, with an open cut on his forehead. Jimmy goes for an Irish Whip but Benito reverses it and Jimmy crashes into the steel steps, flying over them and face first into the beach sand. He immediately sits up, screaming as the sand gets into the open wound on his face. Benito throws his arms up with two middle fingers, cheering as the rest of the chaos continues.
Jim Reynolds: I gotta say, this is one wild ass start to the event, isn’t it?!
Olivia Mayfaire: I’m…oddly entertained! I didn’t know these guys had it in them!
Nick Hanson: Well, when you have a shot at a championship on the line, which we will see defended later tonight as Myriad defends the title against Austin Ramsey, you tend to dig a little deeper inside!
Jim Reynolds: I gotta wonder which of these weirdos is gonna be the one t–
Jim Reynolds: Wait, what the hell?
Olivia Mayfaire: What the hell’s going on now?
We walk amongst demons!
Hell on Earth!
WE WELCOME THE PURGE!!!
Hell on Earth!
WE WELCOME THE PURGE!!!
“Reinventing Hatred” by Upon A Burning Body blasts from the speakers as the entrance curtain flies open and El Toro Violento comes storming out in his mask, black track pants and running shoes. Right behind him, walking with just as much purpose is his manager, Leticia Calderon and the fans start to anticipate the brutality sure to come as El Toro storms towards the ring.
Nick Hanson: Oh my god. Oh my god!!!!
Jim Reynolds: What the hell is he doing here?!
Olivia Mayfaire: Well we know he was supposed to challenge for the SPLAT MultiUniversal Championship against Nathaniel Dixon tonight, but the match was stricken from the card!
Nick Hanson: The monster…the ANGRY monster…EL Toro Violento, storming towards the ring!!
El Toro reaches ringside just as Jimmy Bones makes it up to his feet only to be fucking DRILLED with “In A China Shop” (Pumping Bomber Lariat) which takes him back down with authority. Benito Wallace sees this and goes for a jumping double axe handle off of the steel steps but El Toro catches him by the throat, lifts him up and just fucking throws him back against the ringpost! Benito bounces off and hits the ground and El Toro slides into the ring as Leticia Calderon runs around the ring to the ring announcer. The referee slides out to intervene and ask what the hell is going on. After some heated discussion, the referee shrugs his hands up and nods, turning to relay something to Isabella Salvatore.
Isabella Salvatore: Ladies and gentlemen, per the rules of entry in the Event Horizon division, the referee is allowing El Toro Violento to enter this match!
Olivia Mayfaire: WHAT?!
Nick Hanson: Oh my god…oh…oh my god.
Jim Reynolds: They just let the fucking bull out of the pen!
The Soz sees El Toro in the ring and grabs a light tube, looking ready to crack him with it as El Toro comes rocketing off of the ropes. Soz swings and El Toro throws his arm up, delivering “In A China Shop” in a manner that causes the light tube to explode in Soz’s face before he flips inside out and hits the mat! El Toro covers!!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
TWO!
THREE!
Isabella Salvatore: THE SOZ IS ELIMINATED!!!!!
El Piso Mojado looks on in horror at the display and thinks fast, climbing to the top of the turnbuckle and comes off for a Hurricanrana but El Toro catches him on his shoulders and powerbombs him onto the barbed wire board! To the horror of the crowd, he lifts him off of it and drives him down onto it again!! Blood runs down El Piso’s back as El Toro picks him up and slams him down onto it for a third time and holds for the cover!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
TWO!
THREE!
Isabella Salvatore: EL PISO MOJADO IS ELIMINATED!!
El Toro stands up and throws his arms out, fists clenched and lets out just a feral fucking ROAR!!!!! He brings his arms down and slowly turns towards the team of Los Ding Dongs who seem to be deciding which one of them is gonna go after him first. They play rock, paper, scissors and both land on rock. They look at each other and shrugs.
Ding Dong Uno: LOS DING DONGS KICK YOUR ASS!!!
Ding Dong Dos: LOS DING DONGS KICK YOUR FACE!!!!
Ding Dong Uno: & Ding Dong Dos: LOS DING DONGS KICK YOUR BALLS INTO OUTER—
EL TORO VIOLENTO LEVELS BOTH OF THEM WITH A DOUBLE “IN A CHINA CHOP!!!!” Both Ding Dongs flip inside out and hit the mat. Uno rolls over onto his back and just lays there as El Toro grabs Dos by his mask and pulls him up. He whips him into the ropes and pops him into the air, catches him across his shoulders and delivers “Head Thrower” (Pop Up Death Valley Driver) to Dos right on top of Uno and drops down over both of them, stacking them so that both of their shoulders are pinned to the mat.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
TWO!
THREE!
Isabella Salvatore: DING DONG UNO Y DING DONG DOS ARE ELIMINATED!!
El Toro sits up on his knees, looking around and seeing nobody else in the ring. He throws his hands up at the ref, wondering where the bell before he’s reminded of two more on the outside. El Toro turns his head and sees Jimmy Bones and Benito Wallace getting up outside the ring. El Toro rolls out and grabs Jimmy’s weak form and rolls him back into the ring. He climbs in after him and just picks Jimmy up, delivering “Muerte del Matador” (Last of the Dragon), stacking him for the cover.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
TWO!
THREE!
Isabella Salvatore: JIMMY BONES IS ELIMINATED!!!
While this was going on, Benito Wallace has been taking the time to slide a light tube board into the ring and grabs a bag from one of the trash cans. He slides into the ring and quickly empties thousands of thumbtacks out onto the board. He climbs up onto the turnbuckle and waits for El Toro to see him before he dives off the top!
Benito Wallace: FUCK THIS BITCH!!!
He catches El Toro around the head, looking for a diving DDT into the tacks and light tubes but El Toro catches him out of the air and stops himself from being dragged down. Benito’s feet barely touch the met before El Toro pops him into the air and Benito just free falls, belly flopping bare chested into the macabre concoction he’s made! Benito looks up, screaming at the top of his lungs as his chest and stomach are shredded from glass and riddled with thumbtacks. El Toro grabs him by the hair, unrelenting in his intent as he sets Benito up and delivers “Muerte del Matador”, driving his back down onto the glass and tacks again. He holds for the cover!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
~DING DING DING~
TWO!
THREE!
~DING DING DING~
Isabella Salvatore: Here is your winner of the Cruel Summer Gauntlet Royale! EL TORO VIOLENTO!!!
“Reinventing Hatred” by Upon A Burning Body starts up again as El Toro stands, unphased by the tacks and glass in his pants. The referee reaches for his arm but El Toro lunges at him, scaring him out of the ring. He raises his arms himself as Leticia Calderon comes in and applauds her client.
Nick Hanson: That man was gonna have a fight tonight, no matter what!
Jim Reynolds: Fight?! That was a goddamn massacre!!
Olivia Mayfaire: We just witnessed the running of the bulls and watched six people get gored and trampled!!!
Nick Hanson: Who will El Toro Violento face at Funeral Derangements II for the Event Horizon Championship?! Will it be Myriad or Austin Ramsey?! Or will it be anyone who challenges the champion between now and then?!
Olivia Mayfaire: One thing’s for sure, they’ve got the deck stacked against them in the form of El Toro Violento!!
Jim Reynolds: You said it, Olivia!
Nick Hanson: What a kick off match!! Cruel Summer IV officially begins shortly, ladies and gentlemen! Don’t go anywhere!
Winner: El Toro Violento
Result: Winner of the Cruel Summer Gauntlet Royale
Result: Winner of the Cruel Summer Gauntlet Royale
CRUEL SUMMER IV BEGINS SOON!