Post by Jessica Morian, Collision GM on Apr 18, 2023 14:41:17 GMT -8
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Trixie: “Well, holy shit. I’m in Collision two weeks and now I’m in a free-for-all fight. It’s me versus...”
Trixie drops a card with a picture of Cass Baumer, the Queen of Hearts.
She then drops a card with the Jack of Spades, Elijah Copeland.
She tosses down another card- a Queen of Clubs, showing Rei Park.
Next, the Queen of Diamonds – AMC.
And finally, she dropped a King of Spades, showing the image of Kosnar.
Trixie looks down at the cards.
Trixie: “Well, this will be quite a violent mess, won’t it?”
Trixie holds the rest of the deck up and sprays cards off camera.
Trixie: “I ain’t gonna lie. Historically, I don’t historically do well in free-for-alls or matches with more than three people. I’m small and easily tossed around. I’m gonna do my best, but I’m going in acting a a spoiler.”
Trixie holds up the card with Kosnar.
Trixie: “This is probably the one we should worry most about. Always keep your eyes on the rampaging tank.” (Trixie flips the card in her hand and it appears to turn into the cards with Rei and Elijah.) “But these two are wily as hell, especially Elijah. A lot of people in one place makes for great distractions if you want to be underhanded.” (Trixie folds the cards into each other, then unfolds them to reveal just once card – the image of AMC poking out.) “But then again, you don’t get this far in life being a spoiled brat without knowing a few tricks, like getting your enemies to take each other out.”
Trixie crumples the card into her palm, then blows into her hand. A fresh card pops out – the card with Baumer’s face.
Trixie: “Honestly, Cass, I don’t know how you got stuck in this mess. Five jerks and one sweetheart. But, you may not be as prone to cheating or a giant bulldozer or anything like that, but you’ve got a lot of heart and a refusal to give up. Normally, I’d find that endearing, but we have to fight each other, so I’ll just say, ‘Great. Fucking great.’”
The camera zooms in on Trixie and the card.
Trixie: “So, let’s get something straight. I want to win, obviously. Who doesn’t want a shot at the Perseverance Championship. I enjoy having belts. I enjoy depriving other people of belts even more, and I’d love to take one out of circulation for a while. But I’m also brand new to Collision and, as a general rule, a shit stirrer. So I am just as happy to make my own pleasure. And sometimes, it’s not about what you win… it’s about who you keep from winning.”
Trixie flicks the back of the card and Cass’s image vanishes, turning the card to a Joker with a crude drawing of Trixie.
Trixie: “See you soon, fuckers. Can’t wait to make things miserable for you.”
Trixie tosses the card and walks off camera. The camera zooms in on the card as it fades to black.
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Match #1/Six Pack Challenge
Elijah Copeland vs. AMC vs. Cass Baumer
vs. Kosnar vs. Rei Park vs. Trixie Decker
~ Ding Ding Ding ~
The match starts with all five of Elijah, AMC, Cass, Rei and Trixie all target Kosnar. The big man falls back into a corner before exploding out and knocking each one down in succession. Kosnar grabs AMC and hits a big powerslam for the cover.
ONE!
TWO!
ELIJAH BREAKS IT UP!
TWO!
ELIJAH BREAKS IT UP!
Kosnar gets up and clotheslines both Cass and AMC. Rei hits a big dropkick that has almost no effect on the big man. Trixie jumps into a shoulder tackle and then AMC and Cass follow with simultaneous dropkicks as well. Rei, Cass, AMC and Trixie hit a four way dropkick that finally knocks the big man back into the ropes. Elijah gets up and comes through with a clothesline that sends the off-balance Kosnar tumbling over the top to the floor. Kosnar gets back up and Rei leaps out at him over the top. Kosnar catches her. Cass, AMC and Trixie all follow with dives of their own that hit the back of Rei and knock Kosnar back first into the barricade. Cass gets up and rolls back into the ring where Elijah catches her for a shining wizard. He covers.
ONE!
TWO!
REI BREAKS IT UP WITH A POISON APPLE!
TWO!
REI BREAKS IT UP WITH A POISON APPLE!
Rei covers Elijah.
ONE!
TWO!
AMC BREAKS IT UP WITH THE KICK OF DOOM!
TWO!
AMC BREAKS IT UP WITH THE KICK OF DOOM!
AMC covers Rei.
ONE!
TWO!
TRIXIE MAKES THE SAVE!
TWO!
TRIXIE MAKES THE SAVE!
Cass, AMC, Elijah all get up with Rei right behind them. They all fight. Cass hits a Sound Bite on AMC.
ONE!
TWO!
REI AND TRIXIE MAKES THE SAVE!
TWO!
REI AND TRIXIE MAKES THE SAVE!
Rei hits a DDT on Elijah. Trixie hits a spinebuster on Rei. Cass goes for a big lariat but misses. Trixie gets in behind her for an O’Connor roll just as Kosnar is getting back up to come back to the ring.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
~ Ding Ding Ding ~
TWO!
THREE!
~ Ding Ding Ding ~
Darlyn Fajardo: Here is your winner, Trixie Decker!
Nick Hanson: Well, she said it herself! Two weeks on the new brand, she was gonna stir things up!!
Jim Reynolds: You said it, Nicky–HEY WATCH OUT!!
Jim barely has time to even say that as suddenly a stream of green, glittery slime RAINS DOWN OVER TRIXIE, ABSOLUTELY SOAKING HER!!
Olivia Mayfaire: What was that about stirring things up?!
Trixie stands there, frozen in a state of “what the fuck just happened” as slime drips from her hair and fingertips. The rest of her absolutely covered in the mess.
Olivia Mayfaire: Who the hell did that?!
Nick Hanson: Gee, I wonder!
As if an answer was even needed, the hysterical, childlike laughter of Lilith Meadows can be heard over the PA as Trixie lifts her eyes towards the camera. Someone’s gonna get it.
Winner: Trixie Decker
Result: Pinfall (O’Connor Roll)
Result: Pinfall (O’Connor Roll)
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Marilyn Matthews: You know, since I’ve been back I’ve had this MASSIVE thorn in my side. You would think I insulted his ancestors with how badly he’s been gunning for me. But this isn’t the first lummox to try my patience. He’ll learn just like all the rest.
Mary stops pacing and stares into the camera.
Marilyn Matthews: Toro, you fucked up. You fucked up bad, my dude. Next week, you and I are having a Matador Massacre match. Now, most people would look at this match on paper and say it’s a foregone conclusion. You stomp the shit out of me and that would be that.
Mary chuckles.
Marilyn Matthews: But, there is one] little problem with that. I’m me. This match is right up my wheelhouse. You got the size and the strength advantage, sure. But me? I got all the rest.
She smirks.
Marilyn Matthews: Toro, I hope you are ready for this. Because I’m gonna be making steak and burgers for weeks after this match. I’ll even make sure to send Leticia a couple of good steaks. At Ascension, Toro, your time of fucking around is over. At Ascension, it’s time you found out.
Mary gives the camera a wink and a grin. She then walks out of frame.
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Match #2/Tag Team
Magical Super Unicorn vs. The Emperor Aces
~ Ding Ding Ding ~
With the Cornbread Mafia standing ringside to watch and scour the competition, Kira starts out with Jordan. The champions quickly take over and start making quick tags to work Kira over. Kira fights back but is quickly shut down and hit with Double Grenades. Kira goes down and Sanada covers.
ONE!
TWO!
KIRA KICKS OUT!
TWO!
KIRA KICKS OUT!
The Champions try to keep their work up but Kira gets loose and tags in Halle. The biggest competitor in the match comes in and starts slamming away on both of the champions. Jordan is sent flying into the corner and bounces off the turnbuckles. Sanada is sent flying in the opposite direction before Halle hits Magical Sunshine on Jordan.
ONE!
TWO!
SANADA BREAKS IT UP!
TWO!
SANADA BREAKS IT UP!
Kira comes in to help Halle fight and the crowd cheers as all four combatants show off the fighting spirit they’ve all come to be known for. The Champions got for Double Grenades on Halle but get caught for a double rock bottom. Kira jumps off for an elbow drop that connects on both Jordan and Sanada simultaneously. Halle covers Jordan.
ONE!
TWO!
JORDAN GETS A SHOULDER UP!
TWO!
JORDAN GETS A SHOULDER UP!
Halle tags in Kira and they set on Jordan. Sanada gets in between them and hits a walking enziguri on Halle. Jordan and Sanada hit a double V-Trigger on Kira. Halle tries to come in for a break-up before there’s even a cover and eats a double hip toss. She lands and gets up to her feet where the champions give her a flapjack onto her own partner. Halle rolls away after impact and the champions hit Holy Money! Sanada covers Kira.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
~ Ding Ding Ding ~
TWO!
THREE!
~ Ding Ding Ding ~
Darlyn Fajardo: Here are your winners, Jordan Majors and Sanada, The Emperor Aces!!
Winners: The Emperor Aces
Result: Pinfall (Holy Money)
Result: Pinfall (Holy Money)
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Match #3/Singles
Jessi Ozborne vs. Adrianna Salvatore
~ DING DING DING ~
Salvatore and Ozborne circle the ring around each other, the latter still not knowing how to approach her much bigger adversary! The two eventually meet in the center of the ring, with Ozborne trying to snare Salvatore into a Collar-and-Elbow Tie Up! Salvatore isn’t having it however, pushing Ozborne back and sending her to the mat instead! She rolls to her knees, looking up at Salvatore with a disgruntled look on her face! Salvatore responds by telling to keep it coming, with Jessi getting up to her feet and pacing the ring with her with a lot more determination!
Ozborne looks to once again want to go for the Collar-and-Elbow, with Salvatore humoring her for the moment! But Ozborne tricks her, getting around Salvatore and going for a Waistlock! Salvatore is able to escape via a few Elbow Strikes to Ozborne’s head! She hits the ropes, coming back to Ozborne and taking her to the mat with a Shoulder Block! She goes for the adjacent ropes, with Ozborne seeing a chance to reverse by getting below her with a Drop Down! Salvatore hits the ropes, with Ozborne popping up and delivering a Bicycle Knee Strike! Salvatore falls back into the ropes, before coming back to Ozborne and nailing her with a Lariat! Ozborne hits the mat, with Salvatore going for the pin!
ONE…!
TWO…!
Kick out by Ozborne! Salvatore pulls her to her feet, launching the smaller woman halfway across the ring with a German Suplex! Ozborne tries to get up, with Salvatore grabbing her by the hair and yelling something into her face.
Adrianna Salvatore: Come on, Ozborne! Show me how much you want this!
Ozborne is unable to give a reply, with Salvatore responding to the silence by pulling her in and dropping her with a Belly-To-Belly Suplex! She pulls Ozborne to her feet once again, this time throwing her into the corner with an Irish Whip! She charges in after her, but Ozborne finally retorts, pushing herself up in the corner and wrapping her legs around Salvatore to deliver a Sunset Flip Powerbomb out of the corner! Ozborne with the Sit Out Pin!
ONE…!
TWO…!
Kick out by Salvatore! Ozborne doesn’t let up, pushing Salvatore to her knees before unloading with a stiff Superkick! Salvatore crumbles to the mat, with Ozborne setting up and looking for a Standing Moonsault! Salvatore rolls out of the way to avoid it, but Ozborne still isn’t giving up, landing on her feet off the move before jumping onto her with a Standing Shooting Star Press! She goes for the pin again!
ONE…!
TWO…!
Kick out by Salvatore! Ozborne doesn’t waste a second of time, pulling Salvatore up before getting her in position and going for a Tornado DDT! But Salvatore manages to push her off in midair, leading to Ozborne land on her feet in front of her on the mat! She rushes Salvatore, looking to keep momentum on her side, but she reverses, sending Ozborne to the mat with a Big Boot! Ozborne rolls out of the ring to prevent further punishment, thinking she’ll get a breather on the outside! But Salvatore is hot on her tall, exiting the other side of the ring to run around ringside! Salvatore gets as much momentum as possible, saving it all for a huge Dropkick that sends Ozborne colliding with the barricade! Salvatore pulls Ozborne to her feet, once again yelling in her face!
Adrianna Salvatore: Show me how much you want this, Ozborne! Fight back!
Once again, Ozborne is unable to give her a response, prompting Salvatore to throw her into the steel steps at ringside! The referee’s count gets higher by this point, with Salvatore rolling back in, then out of the ring to milk the count! She gets Ozborne to her feet, looking to throw her back into the steel steps with a Powerbomb! But Ozborne is having none of it, nailing her with a few strikes to the head before grabbing onto the ropes to give herself something to pull onto! Eventually she gets herself on the apron, sending Salvatore away with a Kick! Salvatore tries to go after her again, with Ozborne nailing her with a Superkick from the apron for her trouble! She launches from the apron, going a Diving Hurricanrana to Salvatore! But she catches Ozborne, looking to swing her around into the barricade! Ozborne doesn’t go for it however, managing to nail the Hurricanrana at the last second in order to send Salvatore into the steel steps!
Ozborne pulls Salvatore to her feet before throwing her into the ring! She climbs to the top rope, looking to fly once again! But Salvatore is back to her feet already, looking to knock Ozborne down to the canvas! Ozborne is able to improvise, leaping over Salvatore and rolling to the mat! Salvatore tries to go after her with a Clothesline, but Ozborne rolls underneath that as well, before going for the ropes and looking for a Springboard Moonsault! Salvatore catches her on her shoulder however, carrying her around like a piece of lumber before driving her into the corner turnbuckles with a Lawn Dart! She immediately capitalizes, looking to drop Ozborne with a German Suplex right off of it! But Ozborne is able to reverse, using the lift to pop onto Salvatore’s shoulders and drive her to the mat with a Poisonrana! Pin by Ozborne!
ONE…!
TWO…!
Kick out by Salvatore! Ozborne looks to end this one, waiting for Salvatore to make it to her feet before looking for the Bangarang! Salvatore moves out of the way however, driving Ozborne to the mat with a huge Dropkick when she turns around from it! Ozborne catches Salvatore by surprise however, rolling to her feet and rushing right back towards her! She leaps up for a move, but Salvatore catches her out of midair, driving her right back down to the mat with a Sit Out Powerbomb! She rolls Ozborne to her knees, before hitting the ropes and nailing her with Rogue Planet! V-Trigger connects! Pin by Salvatore!
ONE…!
TWO…!
THRE-
Kick out by Ozborne! Salvatore gives Ozborne a light snicker upon realizing this, knowing it was gonna take more than that to put her down! She pulls Ozborne up, looking to end her with Ground Zero! She gets her in the Vertical Suplex position, but before she can complete the move, Ozborne slips her grip, clasping onto Salvatore’s back before nailing her with a Canadian Destroyer! Ozborne pulls a desperation move out of her back pocket, with Salvatore rolling back up to her knees! Ozborne looks to capitalize, hitting the ropes and looking for BITCH-Craft! But Salvatore ducks the incoming shot, before tangling up Ozborne’s arms and looking for The Lament Configuration! Before she can complete the hold however, Ozborne manages to get her foot on the ropes in avoidance!
Salvatore doesn’t let up on Ozborne, knowing she has her right where she wants her as she pulls her to her feet! Ozborne begins to fight back however, swatting Salvatore’s hands away before unloading with a Forearm Strike! Then another, then another, then another! She hits the ropes now, dropping low to trick Salvatore with a feigned Legsweep before hitting her with the Grounded Roundhouse Kick for Brannigan’s Law! Salvatore falls back into the ropes off the move, seemingly down and out! But she comes back at Ozborne, taking her to the mat with 1994 TA01! Superman Punch connects! Ozborne falls back into the ropes, seemingly charging up to come back with something of her own! But she doesn’t have the strength like Salvatore to keep going, simply buckling down to a knee when she comes off the ropes! Salvatore tries one last time to appeal to Ozborne, repeatedly pushing her head as she yells to her!
Adrianna Salvatore: Come on, Ozborne! Come the fuck on! You wanted this! You asked for this! I didn’t take you for a fucking quitter! So show me how much you want this! FIGHT! BACK!
That last call to action sparks something in Ozborne, as she answers back to it with a huge, defiant slap across Salvatore’s face! She’s taken aback by this, with Ozborne getting to her feet as Salvatore goes after her with a Clothesline! Ozborne ducks underneath it however, before nailing Salvatore in the chest with a Shotei Palm Strike, followed closely by a Kick to the thigh! She turns, nailing Salvatore in the side of the head with a Back Elbow, before turning to unload on her again with a Spinning Backfist! She nails her with another Spinning Backfist, then another, each one with more speed and rage behind it than the last! Salvatore is now the one taken to her knees, with Ozborne lowering her knee pad and hitting the ropes before nailing BITCH-Craft! Shining Wizard connects to the back of Salvatores head! Pin by Ozborne!
ONE…!
TWO…!
THREE-
Kick out Salvatore! Ozborne isn’t letting up however, getting Salvatore in position before going for the Parallax! But Salvatore gets out of it, pulling Ozborne into position before dropping her with Ground Zero! Vertical Suplex Powerbomb gets her! Salvatore sits out for the pin!
ONE…!
TWO…!
THREE-
NO! Ozborne gets her hand on the rope! The referee notices this right before his hand hits the mat for the three count, breaking up the pin immediately! Salvatore is shocked by this, unable to fathom how Ozborne mustered the strength to do even that much! She pulls Ozborne to her feet, looking to keep capitalizing on her advantage! But Ozborne fights back again, swatting Salvatore’s hands away before nailing her with a Leaping Knee Strike that turns her around! Ozborne gets her in position, pulling her up before dropping with a Parallax! Lumbar Check connects! Pin by Ozborne!
ONE…!
TWO…!
THREE-
NO! Kick out by Salvatore! Ozborne can’t believe it, but she still doesn’t give up! She slowly rolls out onto the apron, before pulling herself up to her feet and beginning the climb to the top rope! She launches off, looking for The End! But Salvatore is able to get up in time, dropping Ozborne out of midair while UPSIDE DOWN with Knocked Out Of Orbit! Discus Lariat to an upside down Ozborne! Ozborne twirls around in the air before landing smack on the canvas, with everyone unable to comprehend what they just saw as Salvatore goes for the pin!
ONE…!
TWO…!
THREE-
Kick out by Ozborne! Salvatore is a mess at this point, not knowing what it’s gonna take to end this one! She pulls Ozborne up once again, looking for another Ground Zero! She goes for the Suplex lift, but Ozborne is able to slip her grip and land behind her! She nails a boot to the back of Salvatore’s knee, sending her kneeling and in perfect position for Ozborne to hit Disenchanted! Basement Back Kick connects! Ozborne with the pin!
ONE…!
TWO…!
THREE-
Kick out by Salvatore! Ozborne doesn’t let up, catching her as she tries to get up again with a second Disenchanted! Salvatore is still somewhat moving on the mat however, with Ozborne not taking any chances! She sets up in the corner, waiting Salvatore to make it to her knees once more before hitting a third Disenchanted! Pin by Ozborne!
ONE…!
TWO…!
THREE!!
~ DING DING DING ~
Darlyn Fajardo: The winner of this match…Jessi! Ozborne!
Nick Hanson: Jessi Ozborne has done it! Jessi Ozborne has run the gauntlet and defeated everyone in her way to earn a match against Kasey Kash at Ascension next Tuesday!
Jim Reynolds: And to get the last win over a former NFW Undisputed Champion, no less! Nicky, I think there might be an actual chance that we could Zion’s Undisputed Championship change hands next Tuesday!
Ozborne slides off of Salvatore after the bell, still somewhat unable to believe that she actually managed to get the win here! Just then ”I’m So Sick” by Flyleaf begins to play over the PA system, with Kasey Kash making his way down the ramp with the Zion Undisputed Championship draped over his shoulder!
Nick Hanson: Well in order for that to happen, Jessi Ozborne is gonna have to overcome that man! The former NFW Undisputed Champion. The current, longest reigning Zion Wrestling Undisputed Champion.
Jim Reynolds: Kasey Kash has always called himself Unkillable, Nicky! Jessi Ozborne may think that she’s ready to usurp him of that title, but next Tuesday she’ll have to go through Hell to know for sure!
Kash approaches Ozborne, who by this point is still trying to reach her feet. He takes hold of her hand, pulling her to feet before raising her hand. The crowd cheers loudly, both for the pair and for the match that’s on the table for them next week. Ozborne stares at the Undisputed Championship being held by Kash as we fade.
Winner: Jessi Ozborne
Result: Pinfall (Disenchanted)
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"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Come on, ye gammy feckin' bastard, we havenay got all day... get yer feckin' arse out haer an' tell th' world how we'll bae settin' tae killin' aech utter!
The lights go out and a voice starts on the sound system.
DISORDER!
CHAOS!
ANARCHY!
NOW THAT'S FUN!
The lights go back on as “Chaos is my life” by The Exploited starts to play and the fans start to boo as Johnny Towers is seen walking through the crowd towards the ring.
Nick Hanson:: Well here he is, I think we need to think about getting to a safe distance.
Jim Reynolds: After what happened last time I may be agreeing with you.
Towers gets to the ring barricade and hops over it keeping a hold of his Mayfair Hooligan championship belt as he walks around and grabs a microphone as his music fades out.
Johnny Towers: Ya wanna know what match we're gonna have do ya?
The fans start booing even louder making Towers chuckle a little.
Johnny Towers: Shut the fuck up ya twats I’m talkin to the trollop in the ring not to you wankers.
Towers walks up the ring stairs and steps into the ring with a smile on his face.
Johnny Towers: Well since ya asked nicely, at least i think ya did like most the english speaking world we only understood about a quarter of the words that came out your mouth, the match were gonna have is something I like to call the Mayfair Lockup match, wanna know more?
Psycho just glares back at him.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Enlighten me then?
Johnny Towers: Oh ya can speak english, you just choose to talk gobbledygook the majority of the time ok, and we are going to be enclosed in a barbed wire cage, glass ceiling panels with a small balcony on the top of the cage. Of course with all the weapons two people can use to inflict the most amount of pain on each other. How does that sound to you?
A small smile comes over Psycho’s face.
"Psycho" Saoirse Maguire: Like ye bae trowin’a party that will bae quite fun, ye feckin’ fanny!
Towers chuckles again but still stares daggers not breaking eye contact.
Johnny Towers: Ya calling me a fucking fanny ya daffy cunt, listen here I promise ya this, ya parade around with that title all you want and go on about carrying the weight and I for one am sick and tired of repeating myself so ya know what ill just say this to ya and i think you will understand where im coming from.
Towers throws his microphone down on the ground and slaps Psycho across the face. Psycho punches him back and the fight is on. The two start throwing haymakers on each other as if each shot is the one that will knock the other into the shadow realm. They each draw blood on the other, hammering away as they fall through the ropes to the floor.
Nick Hanson:: We’re gonna need security here!
Jim Reynolds: Do we have that many?
Psycho and Johnny hammer away, Johnny using his fists while Psycho throws in kicks as well. They go over the barricade and pill into the third row. Johnny grabs a drink and throws it causing spectators to scramble out of the way screaming as he does so. Psycho kicks him and Johnny staggers, looking for something else to grab as security floods the area. Johnny grabs an empty cup and nails a security guard with it. Psycho takes a swing at Johnny and almost hits another security officer. More security runs in and grabs both of them, slapping on restraints as both Johnny and Psycho scream about still wanting to kick the other’s ass.
Nick Hanson:: My God, and now they’re being led out of here like they’re the perps of some mass victim crime!
Jim Reynolds: Be thankful there isn’t more damage. With these two it can always be worse!
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Main Event/Tag Team
Dane Preston & Morgan Payne vs. Dona Rotten & Darcy Graves
~ Ding Ding Ding ~
Dona and Darcy argue over who will start and Dona starts to walk away. As Darcy argues with her, Morgan and Dane come over and help Dona make the decision for their team by throwing Darcy over the top to the floor. Dane steps to his own team’s corner while Morgan and Dona start fighting the way everyone else hoped they would. Morgan looks for a knee strike but Dona manages to dodge it and cradle Morgan.
ONE!
TWO!
DANE BREAKS IT UP!
TWO!
DANE BREAKS IT UP!
Dane helps his partner get loose and they start working over Dona like a well-oiled machine. Morgan and Dane tag in and out and work to get Dona into a compromising position before Dane hits her with the Pendulum Shift. Dane covers Dona.
ONE!
TWO!
DARCY MAKES THE SAVE!
TWO!
DARCY MAKES THE SAVE!
Dane knocks Darcy aside and Morgan hits her with Tastes Like Timbaland Boot, Bitch! Dona rolls her up from behind but Dane pulls Dona off the cover. Dona scratches at his eyes and then hits the Chainsaw Kick on Morgan. Dona covers.
ONE!
TWO!
DANE THROWS HER OFF!
TWO!
DANE THROWS HER OFF!
Dona pops up in her corner where Darcy slaps her on the back to tag herself in. Dona turns around angrily and mists Darcy in the face. Darcy falls down to the floor, clutching at her eyes and screaming in pain. Dona turns and keeps fighting, Morgan more than happy to oblige her with the fight. The referee starts counting as Dona remains in the ring and Darcy remains on the floor. Morgan and Dona continue fighting with Dane waiting for a tag.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
~ Ding Ding Ding ~
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
~ Ding Ding Ding ~
Darlyn Fajardo: The winners of this match, as a result of a Disqualification, Dane Preston and Morgan Payne!
Winners: Dane Preston & Morgan Payne
Result: Disqualification (Illegal Opponent)
Result: Disqualification (Illegal Opponent)
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Olivia Mayfaire: Well that escalated quickly!
Nick Hanson: I’ll say, Olivia! I can’t imagine what’s in store for Ascension next week!
Jim Reynolds: Whoa shit, watch out!
Darcy Graves is back in the ring, coming in fast with a kendo stick. Dane shoves Morgan out of the way and brings up a forearm. The kendo stick SMACKS against it and he grabs the limb in pain. Darcy cocks back for another strike but the weapon’s yanked out of her hand. She whips back around and gets hit with an “Art Of Ruin” by Morgan but no!! Darcy shoves Morgan into the ropes. She grabs the kendo stick again and starts to turn back to Dane but Lilith Meadows comes sliding into the ring and tackles her to the mat!
Nick Hanson: And here’s Lilith Meadows!! Another challenger for Dane Preston’s Perseverance Championship!! He’ll be meeting both of these competitors at Ascension in the Reach For The Sky match!
Jim Reynolds: That ain’t everyone, Nicky!! Here comes the last opponent!!
Olivia Mayfaire: The Great and Powerful Trixie!
Olivia says this with a bit of flair in her voice, channeling the My Little Pony character as Trixie Decker comes sprinting down to the ring. She’s since showered and changed from her match. Clean of slime but still some remnants of stubborn glitter in her hair as she baseball slides into the ring. Trixie dives right for Lilith and the two start fighting. Darcy gets up, sneering down at the two. She turns around right into “BOOM! HEADSHOT!” Superkick from Dane Preston!
Nick Hanson: Down goes Graves!!
Morgan gets up to her feet at the same time Dona recovers from the running kick that put her down. Dona grabs her from behind for the “Punk Plex” but Morgan wrenches an arm free and knocks her in the head with an elbow. She grabs Dona, goes for an Irish Whip but Dona reverses it and looks for more Venomous Mist but as she spits it out, Morgan catches her arms on the ropes and the mist dissipates in the air. Dona’s eyes go wide as Morgan launches off the ropes then with “FAUGH BALLAGH!” Impact Spear to Dona!!! Morgan doesn’t get up this time, just mounting Dona and starting to throw rights and lefts as the two spill out of the ring to the floor. Security starts rushing in to pull the two halves of next week’s Main Event apart.
Inside the ring, Trixie and Lilith come apart. Dane decides “fuck it” and goes for “BOOM! HEADSHOT!” on Trixie but she ducks out of the way and he NAILS Lilith with it! Trixie looks at Dane. Dane looks at Trixie. Trixie smiles big and wags a finger at him. “You almost got me!” Dane laughs, nodding and lifting his brows. “I almost got you!” Trixie looks to the crowd and pinches her fingers together at them. “Almost!” Then, as she looks back to Dane, “BOOM! HEADSHOT!” Dane Preston stands tall amongst his three challengers inside the ring. Meanwhile, security is working like hell to pull Dona and Morgan apart. They do for a moment but Dona wrenches free and rushes towards Morgan again, trying to get at her. They’re pulled apart again. Morgan throws up her hands to bid the guards off…and as soon as they let her go, she goes RUSHING FORWARD and DIVES over the group holding Dona back, landing right on her for another series of traded blows!! Security scrambles to pull them apart again!!
Crowd: LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!
Nick Hanson: This is madness, folks!!
Jim Reynolds: Nah, Nicky! THIS!! IS–
Olivia Mayfaire: SPARTA!!!!
Jim Reynolds: I was gonna say Collision, but I see you!
Nick Hanson: We’re gonna try to get things under control here, but we’re out of stream time! We’ll see you next week for NFW Ascension!! For Jim Reynolds and Olivia Mayfaire, I’m Nick Hanson! So long, ladies and gentlemen!
© New Frontier Wrestling 2018
