NFW Presents: WRESTLE WAR XIX Night 2 - 12/21/2022!

The intro bell rings as ring announcer Darlyn Fajardo stands in the ring with the microphone.

Darlyn Fajardo: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!

Crowd: ONE FALL!!

Darlyn Fajardo: And it is for the NFW World Heavyweight Championship!!

Jim Reynolds: Main Event time, Nicky!! Here we go!!!!

Nick Hanson: It’s one we’ve been waiting for!!
As the crowd awaits for the main event to begin, the lights dim down and the speakers come to life with the sound of John Williams’ “The Imperial March.” Positioned already at ringside, facing towards the stage is a woman dressed as an Admiral of the Imperial Army right out of Star Wars fandom. The crowd sits with amusement, wondering what’s to come next when, on cue, a pair of men dressed as Imperial Captains fandom come marching smoothly out of the tunnels. Behind both of them comes a line of individuals in full Stormtrooper armor, moving in perfect synchronization and in perfect step with each other. The crowd’s amusement grows and there’s even some soft applause as the two Captains march their line of troopers down the ramp towards the ring on the edges of the ramp, flanking the walkway. The lines almost seem as if they aren’t going to end until the front of the parade reaches just at ringside at the end of the ramp. For the last few seconds as the music builds to its abrupt end, the Captains and Troopers march in place before one gives a command via a small microphone attached to their uniform that lets the crowd hear him.

Imperial Captain 1: & Imperial Captain 2: Platoon! HALT!

All together, the marching Stormtroopers halt their marching with one, loud, thunderous stomp of their feet.

Imperial Captain 1: & Imperial Captain 2: Parade! REST!

All at once, the Stormtroopers bring their blaster rifles to port arms. The manner in that they do so has them essentially mirroring the alignment of troopers across from them. From there, the Captains give a salute to the Admiral standing in front, dead center to the formation.

Imperial Captain 1: Ma’am! Platoon 15132 all present, ready to receive orders!

Imperial Captain 2: Ma’am! Platoon 15134 all present, ready to receive orders!

Imperial Admiral: On my command!

The Admiral returns the salute to the Captains and drops it. Only then do the Captains drop their salutes before they each cut a facing movement, one to the left, one to the right, putting them facing each other. From there, the Admiral leads the call.

Imperial Admiral: Company!

Imperial Captain 1: & Imperial Captain 2: Platoon!

Imperial Admiral: Atten-HUT!

On command, the Stormtroopers, easily numbering 100 on each side of the ramp, snap to, shifting their rifles to their right side and bring them down beside them with one, loud, unanimous metallic click. The Admiral stays silent then as her eyes lift to the tron which flickers to life with a view from outer space. A familiar, ominous music sounds and the crowd in the Wembley Arena gives a rising cheer as a Lambda-class T-4a shuttle comes whooshing into the frame, headed right for…Earth. Most of the crowd remains silent, watching the display, though there’s a few stray sounds of amusement as the T-4a comes into the atmosphere right over London itself and begins to slowly lower down over the Wembley Arena.


The crowd gives a more audible pop then as a spotlight falls on the stage, revealing the Vlad Blackheart Memorial 5 briefcase. At ringside, the Imperial Officers call out.

Imperial Admiral: Company!

Imperial Captain 1: & Imperial Captain 2: Platoon!

Imperial Admiral: Present! ARMS!

Again, all in sync, the three officers and 200 Stormtroopers bring their hands up in a military style salute as smoke spews from the stage, akin to the hydraulic release on a T-4a shuttle.



The lights go out, shrouding the arena in darkness as the opening riff to "Pittsburgh" tears through the speakers. As soon as the guitar riff starts, the video wall comes to life with the "BEHOLD THE KINGDOM" banner while the back wall screen comes to life with a combined static design.


From the center of the stage, between the tunnels, the middle slides apart like a set of doors with Morgan Payne walking out in her ring gear with long gloves, a black hooded cloak and Kylo Ren mask over her face. The crowd gives a loud pop as she appears, coming to stand with the VBMT5 briefcase at her feet. She reaches down, picks the case up by the handle and holds it up, signaling the lights to return with a burst of pyro on either side of her.


The Amity Affliction song continues to play as she lowers the case down to be held at her side and starts her walk towards the ring, moving between the lines of saluting Stormtroopers. Morgan reaches ringside where the Stormtroopers and Captains drop their salutes. She stands in front of the Admiral who issues her a salute of her own then steps off to the side and cuts a facing movement to make way for her to enter the ring. Morgan moves forward to the ring steps and steps up onto the apron and enters the ring, immediately climbing a turnbuckle where she strikes her signature pose to the crowd, proudly brandishing the briefcase before stepping down to the mat and passing the case to the referee. She moves to her corner, removing her entrance gear. Her ring gear is her classic black with gold trim and her hair is done up in tight, braided rows. A streak of black with gold lining runs across her eyes as face paint. Her eyes burning with intensity as she moves to the center of the ring and watches the stage as the Officers and Stormtroopers move off of the ramp and march towards the back to make way for her opponent.

Nick Hanson: How’s that for an entrance from the challenger, ladies and gentlemen?!

Jim Reynolds: That was absolutely something, Nicky!! Just…WOW!


The lights go out in the arena as a familiar guitar intro begins across the sound system and then the vocals begin to sing.


As Joan Jett sings “Oh no!,” the lights strobe around ringside and then make their way up the ramp to the stage where the World’s Heavyweight Champion, Jansen Myrrh steps onto the stage. Kwon is not with her for this title defense as the guitars blare loudly. The fans immediately boo the champ.


The deliberate slow cadence to the song allows for Jansen to take her time getting to the ring. She pauses to jaw with some fans at ringside who are giving her a hard time. She responds the best way she knows how, by flipping them the bird.

Jansen finally walks up the ringsteps and walks the apron. She’s absolutely stalling to get into the ring, letting the song play out as long as possible.


Jansen steps through the ropes and gets into the ring now, walking to the center of the ring and holding up the championship belt high into the air. The referee is trying to get her to get on with the match, so she finally hands over the belt and walks to her corner, turning around and flipping the bird at Morgan

Nick Hanson: And the champ is here in London’s Wembley Arena, folks!

Jim Reynolds: You might say it’s the Season of That Bitch, Nicky!!

Nick Hanson: Indeed, Jim. Jansen Myrrh’s got her own little salute there for the challenger.

Jim Reynolds: She really does though, hahaha!

Morgan Payne and Jansen Myrrh come to the center of the ring with Senior Official James Greer standing back at the center of them. The two competitors stare at each other with an intense malice in their eyes.

Darlyn Fajardo: Introducing first…the challenger! Hailing from The Burgh! Representing The Kingdom! She weighs in at 140lbs! She is the winner of the 5th, annual, Vlad Blackheart Memorial Tournament! MORGAAAAAAN…PAAAAAYNE!!!!

Payne turns to the crowd, fiercely shouting to the London crowd that nearly blows the roof of the building before coming back to her spot.

Darlyn Fajardo: And introducing her opponent! Hailing from Augusta, Georgia! She weighs in at 188lbs! She is “That Bitch”...the REIGNING and DEFENDING…NFW…WORLD…HEAVYWEIGHT…CHAMPION! JANSEEEEEEEN…MYYYYYYRRH!!!!!

Myrrh turns to the crowd and raises the World Heavyweight Title over her head, throwing a middle finger to the crowd as they rain down the boos. She comes back to the center.

Darlyn Fajardo: Your referee for this contest: Collision Senior Official, James Greer!

The referee calls the two to step in closer and the camera moves in closer as he addresses both wrestlers.

James Greer: Alright, you’re both aware of the rules. The championship will change hands in the event of a count out or a disqualification. Obey my commands at all times, keep it clean, have a good match. If you wanna shake hands, do so now, then return to your corners.

The two continue to stare each other down for a long moment before Jansen Myrrh is eventually the first one to extend a hand out. Morgan Payne slowly goes to accept, only for the champion to ball that hand up into a middle finger and shove it right up in the challenger’s face. Payne slaps Myrrh’s hand down and the referee has to get in between them to keep an all out brawl breaking out. He orders them back to their corners.

Nick Hanson: The disrespect from the champion!

Jim Reynolds: These two are ready to go OFF, Nicky!!

Nick Hanson: After the weeks of aggression between them, I fully expect it!

Jim Reynolds: You can feel the animosity in the air!!

The referee checks both of them for any hidden foreign objects before coming to the center of the ring and motioning for the bell to be rung and the match to begin!


The referee calls for the bell. Morgan Payne and Jansen Myrrh stare daggers through each other from their corners. The two slowly work their way towards each other, beginning to circle up around the center of the ring. Their hands come up, ready to come in for a collar & elbow tie up but after a couple of loops, Myrrh lowers her arms and just stares at Payne…before SLAPPING her across the face! The Wembley crowd reacts, letting the champion have it for her disrespectful treatment of the challenger but Payne doesn’t waste too much time before she lunges forward! Myrrh goes to throw a forearm but Payne, instead, loops around behind her and clinches in a rear waistlock, snatching Myrrh up off of her feet and slamming her to the mat with a wrestling takedown. Myrrh grows immediately frustrated as Payne takes the back mount and presses dead weight down to make it difficult for Myrrh to get up. Myrrh curses audibly–

Jansen Myrrh: Get the fuck off me, bitch!

–and writhes underneath but Payne reaches for an arm, looking for an armbar. As soon as she’s about to fully lock it in, flipping her opponent onto her back, Myrrh rolls backwards up onto her knees and slips her arm free. She starts to step in but Payne immediately pops up to her feet and the staredown continues. Myrrh pauses in her step, gritting her teeth. Payne just stares back at her with all humor and amusement completely drained from her face. Dead focused.

Nick Hanson: Look at the looks on the faces of both of these competitors! You can feel the bad blood between them!

Jim Reynolds: They’ve both got their grievances with the other, Nicky! Jansen Myrrh’s been defending her title under any means necessary, as she sees it. Morgan Payne’s called her out for her method. She’s said that Jansen used to be better than what she’s shown us in recent weeks. Jansen Myrrh took offense to that.

Nick Hanson: Morgan Payne is considered the Ace of New Frontier Wrestling by many. Jansen Myrrh has debunked such a claim, saying that she isn’t the Ace of anything until she captures the World Heavyweight Championship and it will be over her own dead body that Payne is the one to rip it from her clutches.

Jim Reynolds: This match has barely started and you can already feel the intensity in the air.

Payne and Myrrh circle the mat again and lunge in for another lockup but again, Payne looks for a shoot into a rear waistlock. This time, though, Myrrh catches her in a side headlock before she can fully get there! Myrrh laughs, nods and wrenches on the neck of Payne. Payne tries to wriggle free but gets nowhere. She tries to shove Myrrh off and into the ropes but Myrrh drops down to a knee, forcing Payne down as well. Myrrh stands back up, pulling Payne with her, only to throw her over with a hip toss to the mat and they both go down with Myrrh keeping that headlock locked on.

Jansen Myrrh: Put your ass to sleep again, bitch! How the fuck you like that?!

Morgan thrashes her legs some, trying to twist around and find the ropes. Myrrh shakes her head and sinks down into the headlock more.

Nick Hanson: Jansen Myrrh has put the challenger to sleep before. Not with this same maneuver but she has done it!

Jim Reynolds: If Morgan doesn’t do something, this might be the shortest Wrestle War main event we’ve ever seen!

Just then, Payne manages to twist around so she can get her knees underneath her, then up to her feet. Myrrh comes up with her and Payne pushes out again, but this time she goes with her and her hand finds the top rope, prompting the referee to call for the break. Myrrh wrenches hard on Payne’s neck, trying to pull her back but Payne’s grip is like an iron vice on that rope! Senior Official James Greer starts to count for the break!


Jansen Myrrh: FUCK!!

Myrrh has no choice but to release Payne and step back towards the center of the ring, hands on her hips with visible frustration across her face.

Nick Hanson: Referee James Greer was almost at five on that count. Remember folks, there is no champion’s advantage in this match! If Jansen Myrrh is counted out or disqualified she will lose the NFW World Heavyweight Championship and the title will be awarded to the challenger!

Jim Reynolds: And that is not how anyone wants to lose a title, Nicky. Nobody wants that!

Nick Hanson: Well, most champions don’t wanna retain by disqualification either but that hasn’t stopped Jansen Myrrh before this stipulation was put into place.

Jim Reynolds: I mean….

The match continues as Payne steps out from the ropes and locks up collar and elbow with Myrrh again. Once more, Myrrh gets that headlock on and looks for another hip toss. This time, Payne drops down to a knee, leaving Myrrh with dead weight to lift until Myrrh pauses in her attempt to throw Payne over. It’s here that Payne comes back up onto both feet and locks her arms around Myrrh’s waist, explosively snatching her off of her feet for a Belly To Back Suplex to the mat! Myrrh lands hard but she keeps that headlock on, though this time, Payne’s able to reach over with a foot and get the bottom rope. Myrrh rolls her own body weight over, pulling Payne away from the ropes and shaking her head with a twisted smile on her face.

Nick Hanson: Look at the smile on Jansen Myrrh’s face. She’s enjoying every second of this.

Jim Reynolds: Say what you want about Jansen Myrrh, Nicky, but Morgan Payne does make a point: Jansen Myrrh is one hell of a wrestler and she’s shown it before. She won the vacant World Heavyweight Title fair and square and she had one hell of a first defense against Gabriel Ohio and Haruka Fukuhara in that triple threat match at the Vlad Blackheart Memorial Finals. She is That Bitch!

Nick Hanson: Oh, I take nothing away from the champion. I just can’t deny that her methods lately have been extremely disappointing. She’s shown that she’s better than taking shortcuts and if Morgan Payne’s gonna come out of this match unsuccessful, she wants it to be because Jansen Myrrh gave it her all and beat her in a clean wrestling match. Not because she got disqualified.

Jim Reynolds: Hell, I can imagine Morgan doesn’t even wanna win the title by disqualification because can you really say you beat the champion in that case?

Jansen Myrrh continues with the headlock on Morgan Payne during all of this with Payne looking for a way out. Again, she manages to get up to her feet and locks her arms around Myrrh’s waist again but Myrrh drops down to a knee to prevent being thrown again. Payne starts punching Myrrh in the side of the ribs, getting audible grunts from the champion before lifting her up again. It’s not enough for a suplex at that point, but she gets Myrrh on her feet then pushes them both forward. They hit the ropes and rebound off where Payne hits another Belly to Back Suplex, this time, driving Myrrh into the mat and they finally come apart!! Myrrh rolls over onto her side, holding her back. Payne sits up with a hand on her neck, taking a moment to catch her breath. Meanwhile, London’s going nuts for these two’s performances already.

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Payne and Myrrh get back to their feet and the real trash talk begins. Myrrh goading Payne on and Payne slinging it right back at her. It can barely be heard over the excited crowd but know these two, there’s sure to be obscenities thrown in. They move in for a collar and elbow again. This time, Myrrh immediately pushes Payne back towards a corner but Payne twists it around and shoves Myrrh into the corner. The referee calls for the break and Payne immediately separates, throwing her hands up and backing off.

Nick Hanson: Nice clean break from the challen–OH!!!!

Before Payne can get too far back, Myrrh snaps her arm out and thumbs her right in the eye. Referee James Greer admonishes Myrrh, warning her about such tactics but Myrrh’s had enough fucking around and comes out of the corner, grabs Payne by the back of the head and starts laying into her with forearms to the jaw! When she finally lets go, Payne stumbles back but stays vertical, swaying a bit. Myrrh motions with her hands.

Jansen Myrrh: COME ON, BITCH!!!!

Payne blinks the stars away for a second and slowly turns to look at the champion through a mess of hair with fire in her eyes. This actually takes Myrrh off for a second and her hands almost drop as Payne steels her resolve and steps forward, nodding.

Morgan Payne: That all you got, bitch? Come the fuck on. Hit me! HIT ME!!!

Myrrh snarls and blasts Payne with another forearm. Payne growls from the impact, staggering back but comes back in and just rocks Myrrh with a forearm of her own. Myrrh staggers back but gives Payne back another shot and the two start to trade off, throwing forearms with guttural yells in each other’s faces. They throw several shots back and forth before Myrrh decides to just slap Payne in the face again, goading the challenger into a rush forward. Just what Myrrh wanted as she slips behind Payne, catches her around the waist and hits a big German Suplex with a bridge! The referee drops down to the pin!


She rolls back, up to her feet and rushes in as Myrrh gets up to hers, locking the champion’s arms behind her in a butterfly clutch. Dragon Suplex to the champion with a bridge!!


Myrrh comes up onto her knees, looking a little shook as she confirms her own kickout with the referee. Payne sits across the ring from her, on her knees, frustration flashing across her face as she nods when the referee confirms two with her as well.

Nick Hanson: Two near falls in quick succession!

Jim Reynolds: Those were some strong bridges, Nicky!!

Nick Hanson: I’ll say!

Jim Reynolds: But like London Bridge, they all fell down.

Nick Hanson: You are not funny.

Jim Reynolds: I’m fucking hilarious. Just ask me, I’ll tell ya.

The two stand back up and Payne advances towards each other again, though Myrrh is slow to move away from the ropes. Payne shoots in for an Ankle Pick and takes Myrrh to the mat but the champion immediately grabs the bottom rope, forcing the break. Payne lets go instinctively as soon as she sees it and Myrrh rolls out of the ring, throwing her hands up, walking over to grab the World Heavyweight Championship from the timekeeper’s table. The referee warns her to get back inside the ring but Myrrh throws him the middle finger and adjusts it to Payne as well before starting to storm around the ring towards the entrance walkway. The official begins to count!

Nick Hanson: What the hell is Jansen Myrrh doing?!

Jim Reynolds: She’s packing her bags and leaving, Nicky!

Nick Hanson: If she gets counted out, she loses the title!! She knows this!!

Jim Reynolds: Hey, I’m not a mind reader! I don’t know what she’s thinking!

The referee gets to five and Jansen Myrrh is at the foot of the walkway, starting to move towards the stage. The crowd boos her but Myrrh just flips them off, clutching her title. The referee gets to seven before he notices that Morgan Payne has rolled out of the ring behind him and is now running up the ramp towards the champ. He has no choice but to stop the count and try to coax both wrestlers back inside the ring. Payne reaches Myrrh and grabs her by the shoulder. Myrrh drops the title belt to the floor and spins around with a sudden forearm to the temple!! She grabs Payne by the hair and drives her face into the barricade, before violently Irish Whipping her across into the other barricade with a metallic clatter. Payne goes to the floor! Myrrh grabs the title belt and briskly walks back towards the ring, laughing and tapping her temple.

Nick Hanson: The champion baited the challenger with that one!!

Jim Reynolds: She knows that’s not how she wants to become champion! Crafty thinking on Jansen Myrrh’s part!

Nick Hanson: Morgan Payne is down!! The count has started again!

Jim Reynolds: And Jansen Myrrh’s safely back in the ring!!

Myrrh laughs, hoisting the title overhead as the referee reaches five on the count! Payne gets up onto all fours and pushes up onto her knees, shaking the stars out. The crowd is screaming at her to get back in the ring just as she sees James Greer throw his hands up.


Nick Hanson: She’s gotta get back in!! Can she even make it?!

Jim Reynolds: She’s gotta try!! C’mon Ace!!


Payne’s back on her feel now, starting to stagger towards the ring but she soon breaks into a brisker walk…then a jog…then a full on sprint!!

Jansen Myrrh: No!!! NO!!!

Jim Reynolds: She’s not gonna make it, Nicky!!

Nick Hanson: Ref’s not at ten yet!!!


Jansen Myrrh: FUCK!!!

James Greer gets his hands halfway up for “TEN” and almost makes the count before Payne runs and DIVES in under the bottom rope to a thunderous pop from the crowd! Myrrh wastes no time, throwing the title aside and runs in to start putting the boots to Payne. She grabs onto the top rope to give her some leverage and just starts stomping a fucking mudhole. The referee calls for the break but Jansen doesn’t let up! He counts!


Jansen steps back from the ropes and ROARS with all of the rage and frustration she has! She pulls her hair back, looking wild eyed as she turns her gaze back to the challenger. Payne starts crawling towards the center of the ring. Myrrh storms back over and STOMPS on her fingers. Payne shoots up onto her knees, grabbing her hand. Myrrh grabs her by the head and pulls her up, driving her down with a DDT!!! Myrrh covers!!


Payne kicks out and rolls through into a cover of her own!!


But Payne immediately grabs that arm of Myrrh’s and slaps on a Cross Armbar!! Myrrh goes into a panic at the effectiveness of it and starts thrashing, looking for a way out! As she starts to wriggle around, Payne transitions it into a Figure Four around the head and arm!

Nick Hanson: Whoa! Beautiful transition by the challenger!

Jim Reynolds: What’s the champ gonna do?!

Myrrh manages to get onto her knees and pushes forward, forcing Payne back onto her shoulders for a viable pin!


Payne lets go of the hold and rolls a shoulder up, releasing Myrrh! Myrrh stumbles back, holding her shoulder with a look of murder on her face. As soon as Payne comes up onto her knees, Myrrh rushes in with a Yakuza Kick right to the chest, knocking the wind out of her! She drops down for a cover!


Payne grabs the bottom rope to break the pin! Myrrh slaps the mat and Payne rolls out to the floor, finding her feet as she takes deep breaths to recover from that kick to the sternum. The referee makes Myrrh step back and coaxes Payne to get back inside the ring. Payne moves to do so but Jansen hits the ropes and comes in with a baseball slide dropkick, sending Payne to the floor. The champion gets back to her feet and grabs the ref, screaming at him to count Payne out. The ref pushes Myrrh off and warns him not to touch him again. He does turn to start counting Payne out but the challenger pulls herself back up on her feet as soon as she can and starts coming towards the ring again. Myrrh steps out onto the apron, getting Payne’s attention and hits a running Cannonball Senton, sending them both to the floor!

Nick Hanson: You don’t see that type of offense from Jansen Myrrh very much, ladies and gentlemen!

Jim Reynolds: Oh but it is oh so very effective when she pulls it out of the bag!

Myrrh sits up, brushing hair out of her faces and laughs wickedly with her tongue out, starting to feel more confident again. She grabs Payne and pulls her up again. Myrrh looks for an Irish Whip into the steel steps but Payne reverses! Myrrh goes running out of control at the steps but gets her foot up to brace her impact! It works but as she turns back around, here comes Payne looking for a Spear! Myrrh sidesteps, grabs Payne on her way by and uses her momentum to send the challenger crashing into the steps, knocking the top half loose and damn near clear off the base!!

Nick Hanson: OH NO!!!! Right into the steps!!

Jim Reynolds: Those things are unforgiving as hell, Nicky!

Myrrh grins like a sadistic madwoman as she walks over and shoves the loose half of the steps off. She steps up onto the flat, bottom base of them and pulls Payne up onto it with her, tucking her head between her legs.

Nick Hanson: Oh my god, no. No! No no no no NO!! She’s not gonna!!!

Jim Reynolds: She gonna go for the Myrrh-Driver right here?!

Nick Hanson: The ref might have to stop this if she does!!

Jansen Myrrh throws up two middle fingers to the crowd and grabs Payne by the waist. She goes to lift her up but Payne kicks her legs, causing an unstable balance and gets her feet back down. Morgan Payne manages to stand herself up, sending Myrrh into a brutal back body drop right onto the padded floor!! Myrrh half sits up with a wide eyed look of pain on her face as Payne slumps back down onto her knees on the floor, leaning against the steps. The referee’s count is at five again. Payne turns and grabs Myrrh, throwing her back into the ring before climbing up onto the apron. She climbs up onto the top turnbuckle and grits her teeth, a look of desperation on her own face now as she motions for Myrrh to get back up. The champion makes it back to her feet, turns and the challenger launches herself off to land a Missile Dropkick, sending the champion back down HARD!! Payne covers!!


Payne pulls Myrrh to her feet again and clinches her hands around the back of her head. The referee makes a quick check to ensure there’s no hair pulling as Payne starts throwing Muay Thai knees into the champion! Myrrh finds a window of opportunity to explode up out of it and Payne comes at her with a discus forearm but Myrrh slips around, underneath it, catching Payne by the hair, rotates her around and hits a jarring Hairpull Snapmare! The ref chides Myrrh again and she sticks a finger in his face, hits the ropes and comes slamming down into the seated challenger with a Sliding Forearm to the jaw! Myrrh digs an elbow into Payne’s sternum with one arm as she covers, using the other arm to hook a leg!


Myrrh stands up, further enraged and stomps on Payne’s chest, sending her into a wheezing fit! Payne rolls away as the ref admonishes Myrrh. Not an illegal tactic, per say but…well…still kinda ugly! The ref takes a moment to check on Payne to ensure she isn’t actually seriously harmed. This goes on long enough that Myrrh looks behind her with a deviousness flashing in her eyes and she walks over, unlacing the turnbuckle padding. The crowd boos the hell out of her for this one. Some fans even try to get the ref’s attention as Myrrh throws the padding to the outside then turns and stands back in the corner to hide what she’s done. Meanwhile, Payne’s in the opposite corner, nodding to the referee that she can continue. As soon as the referee gives the signal for the match to continue, Myrrh comes RUSHING at Payne and hits her with a running knee lift in the midsection, then Irish Whips her towards that exposed turnbuckle! Payne almost runs right into it BUT SHE CATCHES THE ROPES!! She realizes how close she came to slamming into the metal and spins back around as Myrrh is now furiously running at her, trying to sandwich her against it but Payne kicks her feet up and shoves Myrrh back! Payne steps out, Myrrh comes rushing back at her and Payne hits a drop toehold. Myrrh goes SLAMMING FACE FIRST into the turnbuckle!! Payne’s eyes go wide as she realizes what happened. The referee finally sees the exposed turnbuckle and looks incredulously at Payne.

James Greer: Did you take this off?!

Morgan Payne: N-NO!!

Nick Hanson: No she didn’t, ref!!! C’mon!!!

Payne shakes her head frantically, almost pleading with the official. The referee presses Payne to make sure she’s telling the truth as Myrrh grabs her forehead and falls out of the ring. Payne’s pleading, swearing to the referee that it wasn’t her. Myrrh’s pointing a finger of blame at the challenger from outside the ring but Payne argues that she was across the ring being checked on by the official. Torn on a decision, the referee orders both competitors to stay apart while he gets out of the ring, grabs the turnbuckle padding and comes back in to cover the corner back up. Payne stands back in the opposite corner. Neither of them see Myrrh reaching underneath the ring apron for something and tucking something against her in her hand. When she stands back up at the referee’s behest, he sees the blood gushing down her face!

Jim Reynolds: Oh man, the champ’s busted open, Nicky! Look at that!

Nick Hanson: That looks nasty, for sure. What the hell is Jansen Myrrh doing now?

Jim Reynolds: Wait what?

Nick Hanson: She’s got something!

Myrrh climbs back into the ring, having slipped whatever was in her hand into the waistband of her pants. The referee takes one look at her and keeps Payne from advancing to he can look at the cut on Myrrh’s forehead. Myrrh’s down on one knee, trying to clear her head. The referee grimaces and walks over to get the referee’s attention. He doesn’t see Myrrh reach into her pants again for that object. Payne sees her going for it and tries to rush the champion to catch her off guard. Myrrh ducks underneath an attempted lariat. Payne spins back around and Myrrh PUNCHES her right in the incoming elbow Payne’s in the middle of throwing. Payne grabs her arm, crying out in pain a second before Myrrh blasts her across the jaw and Payne hits the floor, looking dead as a doornail. The camera finally captures Myrrh sliding a pair of brass knuckles off her hand and tucking them back into her waistband.

Nick Hanson: JANSEN MYRRH WITH THE BRASS KNUCKLES!!!!! THE SAME TRICK SHE USED ON BULLET CARBAJAL!!!!

Jim Reynolds: MORGAN’S OUT!!!!! SHE IS OUT COLD!!!

Myrrh drops down, laying back across Payne and hooks the leg, calling for the ref to get over here and count the pin! Instead, she feels a hand on her shoulder and her head whips around to see the ring doctor, Jordan Lancaster has come in with a towel and his light to examine her. Jansen Myrrh loses her mind, protesting the checkup but Dr. Lancaster insists he has to check on her before the match can continue. With the referee’s help, the doctor manages to get Myrrh back into a mutual corner. A check of the eyes tells Dr. Lancaster that Myrrh has no early signs of a concussion. They then proceed to wipe the blood out of Jansen’s eyes and off of her face, clearing hair out of the cut as quickly as possible. Meanwhile, the referee’s checking on Morgan Payne, wondering why she’s suddenly down and out. A few seconds later, the doctor finishes the exam and motions that the match can continue. Jansen immediately shoves past her and slides down into a cover, hooking the leg again.

Jansen Myrrh: COUNT IT, COUNT IT!!!!

Nick Hanson: Aww, you gotta be kidding me! No!!


Jim Reynolds: Is this how this ends?!


Nick Hanson: NO, C’MON!!!!


MORGAN PAYNE FIRES A SHOULDER UP!!! Jansen Myrrh jumps back, falling on her ass with her eyes wide and her jaw agape!!! London ERUPTS FOR THIS!!!!!! Payne stares off into space with it not really being certain if she’s all there yet until she pinches the bridge of her nose and squints, blinking rapidly.

Jim Reynolds: HOLY SHIT!!! HOW?!

Nick Hanson: I THINK JANSEN MYRRH’S WONDERING EXACTLY THAT!!! MORGAN PAYNE JUST SHOT TO LIFE LIKE SHE WAS STRUCK BY LIGHTNING!!!!

Myrrh looks frantically between the referee and her opponent, in absolute disbelief. The referee kneels down to make sure Payne’s alright but a look comes across her face that says she remembers what happened and as she stands, she turns that angered look of realization towards Myrrh. At that moment, Myrrh’s rushing forward and clocks her with a forearm. Payne rocks but catches herself on her feet and slowly turns her head back to Myrrh, cold in the eyes. So cold that Myrrh actually appears to have second thoughts and starts backing up. Payne steps towards her, gritting her teeth and starts chiding her for using the knuckles, pointing at the woman’s waistband and motioning to her fist. The referee sees all of this and grows suspicious. He gets in between Myrrh and Payne, asking the champion if she’s hiding something. Myrrh throws her hands up and shakes her head, swearing but the referee reaches out and pats her waistband, feeling something. He points and asks “WHAT IS THAT?!” Myrrh adamantly denies having anything and Payne storms over to try and pull the knuckles from Myrrh’s tights to show him. Myrrh immediately grabs her by the head and shoves her into the nearest corner, starting to fire off with more elbow shows until the referee starts to count.


Myrrh actually backs off earlier this time and backs way back from Payne. The second the referee turns towards the challenger, the champion reaches into her tights, pulls the brass knuckles back out and tosses them out of the ring. The referee comes back over and asks her again, is she hiding something. Myrrh shakes her head and invites him to check. He absolutely does, patting around her waistband again, satisfied when he doesn’t feel anything.

Nick Hanson: Oh yeah, real sneaky of you champ!

Jim Reynolds: You can’t knock her for thinking fast, Nicky!!

As soon as the referee moves out of the way, Payne comes rushing across the ring, rage in her eyes! She leaps towards Myrrh with her knees out, looking for “Khao Loi” (Muay Thai Leaping Knee Strike)! NO! Myrrh dives out of the way and Payne goes crashing into the corner, getting hung up with her knees between the turnbuckles! Myrrh grabs her and pulls her down to the mat into a Schoolgirl Rollup with a handful of tights! The ref drops for the cover!


Nick Hanson: Oh, the referee saw it!! He saw the Jansen holding the tights!!

Jim Reynolds: Where?! I didn’t see anything from my angle!

Sure enough, the official stops the count and points out the hand on the tights, scolding Jansen Myrrh which gets the two into another argument. Myrrh goes to grab him by the shirt but he immediately swats her hands away, never the kind of ref to put up with anyone’s crap. Myrrh shoves a middle finger right into his face, turns back towards Payne as she’s getting up and starts hammering away at her with forearms again while holding the back of her head. The referee admonishes her again as he catches her holding a handful of hair. Payne stands up and BLASTS Myrrh with a backhanded chop. It makes a loud SMACK through the arena and Myrrh grabs her chest, groaning. Payne quickly cocks back her hand for another chop but Myrrh instinctively ducks. Without missing a beat, Payne grabs her by the back of the head and RAMS a knee right up, yelling–

Morgan Payne: FUCK YA FACE!!

Crowd: BING BONG!!

Myrrh staggers back, looking like she’s seeing stars. Payne runs off the ropes, coming at Myrrh for the “Faded Line” but Myrrh ducks under the extended arm, causing Payne to run forward and into the ropes. Myrrh launches off the ropes across the ring and comes running and leaping at Payne for a Single Leg Dropkick! Payne dives out of the way and Myrrh crashes into the ropes, leaving herself sitting on the middle rope. Payne wastes no time, running back across the ring, hits the ropes, comes back and baseball slides right underneath Myrrh, out of the ring but as she goes into the slide, she catches Myrrh around the waist, delivering a Sliding German Suplex!! She yells to the front row, climbing back up onto the apron and goes up top again, coming back down with a Diving Elbow Drop and hooks the leg.


Payne runs her hands up her face and over her head in frustration now, then picks Myrrh up and pushes her into the corner. She goes to lift Myrrh up onto the turnbuckle but Myrrh drives an elbow down between her shoulders and gets her feet safely back on the mat. She catches Payne with a right hand across the face but Payne answers back with a stiff backhanded chop right to hers!! She grabs her by the head and throws her to the mat in a sitting position, wasting no time as she hits the ropes with the crowd popping as she lands a hesitating dropkick that sends Myrrh through the ropes and out of the ring!! One of her signature sequences she likes to call–

Jim Reynolds: YOI, YOI, DOUBLE YOI!!!!!!!

Nick Hanson: SHE NAILED IT BEAUTIFULLY!!!!!

Jim Reynolds: COULD BE THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR THE CHAMPION!!!!

Payne’s looking more furious now as she slides out of the ring and grabs Myrrh, rolling her back into the ring but Myrrh rolls right back out onto the apron to start getting to her feet. Payne climbs up onto the apron with her and calls for her to–

Morgan Payne: Get up!!! GET THE FUCK UP!!!!

Jansen Myrrh holds a hand up, almost begging Morgan Payne off but Payne’s had enough of it and moves along the apron towards her but Myrrh catches her with a kick to the midsection and frantically sets up for a Myrrh-Driver on the apron. The crowd watches in horror as Myrrh sets it up but mercifully, Payne slips free and comes up with a European Uppercut to Myrrh again, rocking her. Myrrh catches herself on the ropes and goes for a superkick but Payne catches her foot and shoves it away, causing Myrrh to spin on the apron, putting the champion’s back to her. Payne swoops in, locks on a rear waistlock and SNAP GERMAN SUPLEXES MYRRH ONTO THE APRON!!!! BOTH WOMEN GO TUMBLING DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!!

Nick Hanson: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!

Jim Reynolds: JAAAAAYYYSUS KEEEEEERYYYYYST!!!!

The referee starts counting for them to get back inside the ring. Payne and Myrrh take a painfully long time to start getting to their feet but Payne manages to grab Myrrh and roll her back into the ring before crawling in after her. She pulls the champion back to her feet and pulls her belly up across her shoulders into an Inverted Fireman’s Carry! Setting up for “Dahntahn After Dahk” (Burning Hammer)!! As Payne goes for the toss of the legs, Myrrh rolls back through and lands safely on her feet! She catches Payne by the hair and YANKS her back down to the mat! Payne sits up, holding her head and neck but Myrrh doesn’t let up. Instead, she snatches Payne up to her feet and tucks her down again! This time she lifts her up!! “MYRRH-DRIVER” (Stalling Sitout Piledriver)!!!!

Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Nick Hanson: MYRRH-DRIVER!!!!!

Jim Reynolds: THAT’S IT!!!!!

Payne lays sprawled out on the mat. Myrrh lays nearby, chest rising and falling heavily, still reeling from that German Suplex on the apron. She sits up, holding her neck and drags herself over on top of Payne for the cover!!


Myrrh rolls over to sit down on the mat and SCREAMS, running her fingers down her face!!! She sneers as she picks herself back up and pulls Payne up to her feet, setting up for another Myrrh-Driver but this time, Payne pushes off with her feet on the lift and winds up on Myrrh’s shoulders in a powerbomb lift! She slides one leg off of Myrrh’s shoulder and comes down on her feet, shoving Myrrh backwards!! Myrrh lunges in and Payne kicks her in the midsection!!! “ART OF RUIN” (STUNNER)!!!!!! Myrrh is launched back from the impact and rolls head over heels onto her stomach, going limp. Payne crawls over as fast as her battered body can carry her at this point and rolls her towards her, onto her back. She covers!!


Jansen Myrrh gets her boot on the ropes right before the referee’s hand slaps the mat and he almost doesn’t catch it but he does!!!!! The crowd is beside themselves and Morgan Payne falls back onto her ass, hand over her mouth, looking absolutely anguished. Exhaustion finally catches up with her and she falls back onto the mat, staring up at the lights. The referee steps back, checking both of them before he has no choice but to start counting for them to get up!


Nick Hanson: Both of these athletes are down!! This could go to a double countout!!

Jim Reynolds: A double?! What happens then?!

Nick Hanson: Jansen Myrrh retains, of course!!


Myrrh and Payne start to stir and find motion in their limbs again. Myrrh rolls over, closer to the center of the ring and closer to Payne.


Both women make it up onto their knees, kneeling in front of each other. The referee stops his count and calls for them to keep getting up. Myrrh has some fresh blood leaking down her face as she shakes her head at Payne.

Jansen Myrrh: You ain’t got me yet, bitch…

Morgan Payne: Yeah?

Jansen Myrrh: YOU AIN’T FUCKING GOT ME YET, BITCH!!!

Morgan Payne: YEAH?!

Jansen Myrrh: FUCK YOU!!!

Morgan Payne: NO, FUCK YOU!!!!

The two SHOUT at each other before Jansen Myrrh lunges forward and clobbers Morgan Payne with a forearm to the jaw. Payne rocks back but catches herself and pushes her hand off the mat into a forearm smash of her own to Myrrh. The fans can hear each shot as they deliver them. Rather than go into another flurry, however, they each trade back one more before apparently being on the same page and lean forward, pressing their foreheads together. “That Bitch” and “The Ace” use each other to slowly rise back to their feet. Once they’re vertical again, Myrrh fires off another shot!! Payne rocks back but comes in with a shot of her own!! Myrrh BLASTS Payne with another forearm!! Payne comes off again but this time ROCKS Myrrh with a stiff headbutt! Both women stagger and Myrrh drops down to one knee. Payne actually stands there looking like she might be out on her feet. A close up shot from the camera shows blood starting to trickle down her forehead and down the side of her nose. The crowd reacts almost in horror.

Crowd: Ooooooooohhh!!!!

Nick Hanson: Now they’re both busted open, Jim Reynolds!!

Jim Reynolds: Did you hear that fucking headbutt, though?! Good GOD!!

Nick Hanson: Sounded like a hammer hitting a coconut!!

Jim Reynolds: But which head was the coconut?!

Myrrh looks up and sees Payne in the state she’s in and manages to get to her feet. She blasts her with a discus forearm! This seems to wake Payne up as she rocks back into the ropes and comes back outta nowhere with “TASTES LIKE TIMBALAND BOOT, BITCH” (Brogue Kick)!! Myrrh is sent reeling back into the ropes but she more or less eats the kick for dinner and launches back with a Big Boot/Yakuza style kick that sends Payne back into the ropes!! Payne launches off now and comes rushing Myrrh’s way. Myrrh throws herself back into the ropes for extra momentum!! The two SMASH into each other!!! Jansen Myrrh with a “LARIAT FROM HELL” and Morgan Payne with “THE FADED LINE” (Clothesline From Hell)!!!

Nick Hanson: My God, Jim Reynolds, what’s it gonna take for either of these two to keep the other down?!?!

Jim Reynolds: When you want it bad enough Nicky, I imagine it takes a whole lot!!!! I almost don’t want this match to end!!

Nick Hanson: I don’t think this crowd does either!!!

Crowd: FIGHT FOREVER!
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Jim Reynolds: I can’t say I disagree but I don’t know how much these two have in the tank!!!!

Nick Hanson: Oh, they’ve gotta be running on reserve at this point!

Payne and Myrrh both roll away from each other with the challenger heaving for breath while the champion winces from the signature clothesline. They pick themselves up on the ropes. Payne steps away from the ropes and Myrrh comes rushing at her for another Big Boot. Payne steps out of the way and Myrrh runs into the ropes, caught up on one leg!! Payne steps in and scoops her up across her shoulders, belly up!! “DAHNTAHN AFTER DAHK” (Burning Hammer)!!

Crowd: OHHHHHHHH!!!!

Nick Hanson: THAT’S IT!!!

Jim Reynolds: GOTTA BE!!!!


JANSEN MYRRH FIRES THE SHOULDER UP!!!!

Jim Reynolds: WHAT THE HELL?!?!

Nick Hanson: HOW THE HELL DID JANSEN MYRRH KICK OUT OF THAT?!?!

Morgan Payne is absolutely beside herself as she sits up and holds up three to the referee but Senior Official James Greer informs her it was only two. He moves over to let Jansen Myrrh know as well and the champion breathes a sigh of relief, laughing a little. The two struggle back up to their feet and Myrrh beckons Payne forward.

Jansen Myrrh: C’mooooon, Morgaaaaaaan!!!! C’moooooon Ace!!! Whatchu got left for me?!

Payne steps forward and chops Myrrh across the chest. Myrrh grimaces and puts a hand on the spot but laughs and shoves Payne back then SPITS at her!! Payne wipes the spit off her face and flies into a rage, lunging forward but Myrrh sidesteps and catches her from behind in a Crossface Chicken Wing!! “THE CONFESSIONAL!!!!” Myrrh has it locked in tight and falls back, wrapping her legs around Payne in a body scissors! It’s Payne’s turn to show some real panic now as her eyes go wide and she reaches for the closest set of ropes which, even then, are several feet out of reach!! Myrrh laughs and squeezes right as Payne tries desperately to pry her arm off.

Jansen Myrrh: Yeah, that’s right! You ain’t got shit!!!! YOU AIN’T GOT SHIT!!! GO TO FUCKING SLEEP!!

James Greer: Do you wanna give up, Morgan?!

Morgan Payne: NO!!!!

Jansen Myrrh: YEAH, SHE DOES!!! GIVE IT UP!! YOU AIN’T NO FUCKING ACE!!

James Greer: Morgan, do you wanna give up?!

Morgan Payne: NnnnnNOOOO!!

Payne pulls desperately at Myrrh’s arm, trying to free up her airway. Myrrh starts throwing headbutts to the back of Payne’s head. Payne rolls over onto her stomach, inadvertently putting Myrrh on top of her back where Myrrh just sags and goes deadweight with the hold locked in, laughing like a maniac. Payne manages to push herself back over onto her side and sits up with Myrrh still squeezing her neck as tight as she can, doing her best to resist the struggle of her arm being tugged away. Payne struggles up to her knees, then gets a foot up, forcing Myrrh to match her motions. Every time Myrrh tries to throw her weight one way to take them back down, Payne pulls in the opposite direction, refusing to give in. Payne finally gets both feet grounded and uses her free arm, instead of pulling at Myrrh’s to start throwing elbows back into Myrrh’s body. Myrrh grunts, oofs and yells from the shots until Payne’s able to wriggle free and the challenger grabs the champion, throwing she and herself back with a Side Russian Legsweep where she quickly transitions into “THREE RIVERS CROSSING” (Grounded Octopus Hold)!!

Nick Hanson: OUT OF THE CONFESSIONAL AND INTO THREE RIVERS CROSSING!!! NOW PAYNE HAS CONTROL OF THE SITUATION!!!!

Jim Reynolds: DID THE CHAMP PREPARE FOR THIS MOVE, NICKY?!

Jansen Myrrh yells out in pain. Morgan Payne yells out in rage as she wrenches on the arm and starts thrashing her leg down, giving those added calf smacks across Myrrh’s face!! It looks like Myrrh might give up and tap but she eventually turns her head in and when Payne’s leg comes down again, Myrrh wraps an arm over her shin to keep it there and BITES into her flesh!!! Payne starts screaming and the referee starts chiding Myrrh, demanding she let go!!

Nick Hanson: Oh she’s biting!!! Jansen Myrrh’s biting!! Stop her ref!

Jim Reynolds: She might lose the title over a disqualification but damned if she isn’t willing to push that boundary!!

Payne releases the hold lest she have a chunk of flesh ripped out of her. She grabs at her calf and the ref goes to check on her but Jansen Myrrh scrambles to her feet and gives no quarter. She rushes in, grabs Payne and hits a “HIGH BACK SUPLEX!!!!” Myrrh doesn’t let go, however and holds onto her, picking her up for a SECOND and then a THIRD!! Myrrh covers again!!


Jansen Myrrh flies into a raging fit, grabbing her hair and throwing her hands out in front of her, yelling “WHAT THE FUCK” under the roaring crowd. Myrrh gets up to her feet and climbs up to the top turnbuckle, motioning for Payne to get her ass back up.

Nick Hanson: Myrrh doesn’t go to the top rope often, folks!!

Jim Reynolds: No she doesn’t, but like I said earlier: when she does, it’s hella effective!!

Payne pulls herself up onto her feet, stepping gingerly on her bitten leg and Myrrh comes flying off the turnbuckle for a Diving Clothesline but Payne BLASTS her with a European Uppercut!! Myrrh’s eyes roll back into her head as she sags to her knees but Payne catches her and pulls her head underneath, hooks the arms!!! The Wembley Arena recognizes this setup and pops!!!! “COMA WHITE” (Pedigree)!!!!

Nick Hanson: SHADES OF VLAD BLACKHEART!!!!

Jim Reynolds: THAT’S HOW SHE WON THE TOURNAMENT TO GET HERE, NICKY!!!!

Nick Hanson: WILL IT PAY OFF AGAIN?!?!

Jim Reynolds: BET YOUR ASS IT WILL!!

Payne is so confident that it will that she crawls over, plants a knee against Myrrh’s chest, lifts one of her legs up and throws up her arm, counting with the referee and the crowd!!


The London crowd is on their feet now, going absolutely nuts as this match is going to continue further!!!! Payne falls back on her butt again, hands over her mouth, looking to be on the verge of tears. Payne regathers her thoughts and rushes over, picking Myrh up again, looking for another “Dahntahn After Dahk!” Myrrh slips loose again and drops behind Payne! This time it’s MYRRH who picks PAYNE up in an Inverted Fireman's Carry!!

Nick Hanson: Hey, whoa, whoa!! What’s Myrrh going for here?!

Jim Reynolds: She’s not gonna—!

“DAHNTAHN AFTER DAHK” FROM JANSEN MYRRH TO MORGAN PAYNE!!! HER OWN FINISHING MOVE USED AGAINST HER!!!! PAYNE’S DOWN!!! MYRRH THROWS TWO MIDDLE FINGERS TO THE SKY THEN TO HER MOTIONLESS OPPONENT!!!! COVER WITH A HOOK OF THE LEG!!!!


Nick Hanson: THAT WAS SUCH A CLOSE ONE!!!

Jim Reynolds: MORGAN PAYNE’S WORLD CHAMPION DREAM WAS ALMOST SNUFFED OUT WITH HER OWN MOVE!!!

Nick Hanson: POSSIBLY THE BIGGEST INSULT POSSIBLE!!!

Jansen Myrrh slaps the mat again, arguing with the referee that it was three!! Senior Official James Greer confirms it was only two!! Raging now, Myrrh picks Payne up and looks for another Myrrh Driver. Payne sags to a knee. Myrrh reaches to pick her back up. Payne comes up with a European Uppercut! Myrrh staggers!! She steps back in with a headbutt!!! Payne’s rocked!! Myrrh comes off of the ropes, looking for another “Lariat From Hell!” Payne leans down and scoops her up into a regular Fireman's Carry!

Nick Hanson: What’s this now?!

Jim Reynolds: Death Valley Driver?!

NO! IT’S “THE INJECTION” (Fireman's Carry Neckbreaker Onto The Knee)!!!!!!!!! MYRRH’S DOWN ON THE MAT!!!! THE WEMBLEY ARENA LOSING THEIR MINDS!! PAYNE COLLAPSES ON TOP OF MYRRH AND PULLS A LEG UP!!!


Nick Hanson: MORGAN PAYNE WENT FOR BROKE!!!

Jim Reynolds: SHE ABSOLUTELY DID!!!

Nick Hanson: THE VERY MOVE THAT JASMINE MATTHEW’S FATHER, DAVID “SNAKE” MATTHEWS PUT SO MANY AWAY WITH DURING HIS TIME!!

Jim Reynolds: BUT THE CHAMP STILL KICKED OUT!! WHAT’S IT GONNA TAKE?!

Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!!
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Nick Hanson: LISTEN TO THESE FANS, JIM!!!

Jim Reynolds: YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT, IT’S AWESOME!!!

Myrrh may have kicked out but she looks like she’s been hit by a train as she stares up at the ceiling lights. The referee coaxes Payne back and starts to call Dr. Lancaster back in but Myrrh grabs his arm and sits up, waving it off. She gets up to her feet and steps past the referee but here comes Payne like a bat out of Hell, looking for “TASTES LIKE TIMBALAND BOOT, BITCH!!” BUT MYRRH MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!!! Thinking as fast as she can, Payne starts to curl her leg in but it doesn’t stop her from essentially body checking Senior Official James Greer into the corner!! Payne goes wide eyed again and steps in to check on the ref. He’s not completely out but he’s a little rocked, still.

Nick Hanson: That could have ended up a lot worse for Referee James Greer, folks!!

Jim Reynolds: Yeah, I think I’d rather get hockey checked than eat that fucking kick from anyone!!

Nick Hanson: Morgan’s gotta keep her eye on Jansen though! The champ’s a slippery one!

Jim Reynolds: Yeah, she is!! Look at her, how she’s watching the challenger!!

Almost realizing her mistake, Payne whips around just in time to see Myrrh drop to her knees and throw her arm up for a LOW BLOW!!

Nick Hanson: & Jim Reynolds: OH NO!!!

BUT PAYNE CATCHES HER ARM!!! The crowd POPS for this as Myrrh and Payne’s eyes meet. Myrrh slowly stands up with Payne holding onto her arm. Payne shakes her head slowly, telling Myrrh not this time. Myrrh fumes and yanks her arm free, lunging for a lariat but Payne evades it!! Myrrh stops herself before she accidentally nails the ref again!! She spins around!!! “GOT ‘EM” (RKO) FROM PAYNE!!!!!

Crowd: OHHHHHH!!!!!

Nick Hanson: GOT ‘EM, ALA HER WIFE, MARILYN MATTHEWS!!!!!!

Jim Reynolds: WHAT?!

Myrrh snaps up from the rebound of the impact, unsteadily trying to get back to her feet to avoid a cover. She staggers and falls against the ropes and staggers back into Payne’s arms. Payne lifts her up into a Wrist Clutch Inverted Fireman’s Carry! “STEEL CURTAIN” (Psycho Driver III)!!!!!!!!!! Payne collapses over Myrrh and weakly pulls one of her legs into a hook!!!!


Nick Hanson: I can hardly believe it!!!!!

Jim Reynolds: I’m speechless!!!!

Darlyn Fajardo: Here is your winner…AAAAND NEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW…NFW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…MORGAN…PAYNE!!!!!!

The Wembley Arena ERUPTS as the music booms through the PA system. Both competitors lie there, motionless, stacked over one another. Absolutely. Spent. Ringside attendants rush into the ring with cold spray and ice packs for both Payne and Myrrh, working to gently move them apart and apply aid to the battered warriors. From the tunnel, several individuals come rushing down to the ring. Seo Hyung Kwon hurries into the ring to help check on Jansen Myrrh. Marilyn Matthews, River Chance and Lilith Meadows come into the ring and take over the ice packs and spray from the crew for Morgan Payne.

Nick Hanson: My god, what a match ladies and gentlemen. What! A! Match!!

Jim Reynolds: That was one hell of a Main Event. My hands are shaking, Nicky!!! Look!!

Nick Hanson: Definitely got the adrenaline going in everyone!!

Jim Reynolds: Are those two alright after all of that?!

Jansen Myrrh sits up with help from Seo Hyung Kwon, hears the music and grimaces. River Chance pulls Morgan Payne up onto her knees and the latter looks to be in disbelief when everything catches up to her. Senior Official James Greer comes back in with the World Heavyweight Championship and holds it down to her. For a moment, Payne just looks at it in disbelief. She looks up at the official almost confused before he informs her of the result. Payne starts to tremble, her disbelief turning into pure emotion as she reaches out with trembling hands to accept the title. Tears stream down her face as she hugs the belt against her chest. She’s pulled into a group embrace by The Kingdom who help her to her feet. Matthews clips the title around her waist while Meadows gives her an extra hug around the neck and a big kiss. Finally, Chance, lifts Payne up onto her shoulders to let her celebrate to the crowd as confetti rains down from above.

Nick Hanson: A dream has finally come true for that young lady, folks!! Give it up for our new World Heavyweight Champion, Morgan Payne!!

Jim Reynolds: One hell of a Wrestle War moment, Nicky!! What a way to usher out the year!!

Nick Hanson: We hope you enjoyed this year’s Wrestle War, ladies and gentlemen!! We’ll see you when NFW returns next year with Re-Arranged in January!! For Jim Reynolds, I’m Nick Hanson!! Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!! So long everyone!!