NFW Collision #148 - 11/08/2022!

Johnny Towers vs. Lil Juicy

As soon as the bell sounded, Johnny wasted no time in taking down Lil Juicy with a running clothesline, sending the other man slamming to the mat. He quickly jumped back to his feet and caught Towers with a stiff as fuck lariat. Towers smirked as he get back to his feet, motioning for Lil Juicy to come at him. Towers caught Juicy in a snap suplex, sending the man back down to the mat. Wasting no time, Johnny began raining down punches on Juicy’s face though the other man was quick to try and block the punches. Seeing an opening, he threw a punch of his own then another then a few more. He was able to get Towers off of him, and Lil Juicy got back to his feet only to immediately hit Towers with Esskeetit, putting a lot of emphasis on the snap part of the snap DDT. This gave Juicy a chance to catch his breath though it wasn’t long as Towers was back to his feet in less than a minute, the snap DDT unable to keep him down. Johnny grabbed Juicy’s arm and whipped him hard into the corner. He followed his opponent only to hit a beautiful German suplex on him, sending him back towards the center of the ring.

Just as Johnny was going after Juicy again, the titantron screen came to life, showing the parking lot where the roster and various staff members had parked. Johnny could be heard yelling at the referee, asking what the Hell was going on though the referee was just as clueless as everyone else. The referee could be heard telling Johnny to get back to the match though since nothing was happening on the screen. Eyeing the tron one last time, he began turning until a loud ass engine could be heard revving. The angle panned to where a monster truck was seen, a smirking Jonna Austin sitting in the driver’s seat.

Jonna Austin: Oh Johnny!! How’s the match going there bud? You know…I was talking to my uncle after what you and your little bitch did to Harper. He gave me a few ideas, some plays from his past.

The view panned out farther, showing more of the truck but also showing Towers’ black Jenson Interceptor in front of the truck. She revved the engine again, laughing as she did. Johnny’s focus had completely left the match, and he was beyond pissed. Desdemona was yelling at him to remember that he was in a match, but it went in one ear and right out of the other. He was heard calling Jonna a bitch and yelling at the screen…not that it did much good since she couldn’t hear anything he was yelling.

Jonna Austin: You know…you really shouldn’t drive your own car to the shows, Johnny boy. If you hadn’t noticed, most of us drive rentals. It can save you a whole shit ton of pain and potential heartache in the end.

Jonna laughed again as she shifted the gears in the truck and shoved her foot against the gas pedal. The engine roared once more as the truck propelled forward, the passenger wheels going across Johnny’s car. The frame creaked and groaned under the weight of the truck, bending as the tires tore over it, the windows all busting out from the pressure. Once she was in front of the bent-up, busted car, Jonna shifted the gears again and leaned back, looking behind her as she rolled over the car in reverse, wanting to do as much damage as possible.

Jonna Austin: You went after Harper. You fucked up, Johnny boy. If I didn’t have the respect that I have for the Wolves of Odinn, I would have repaid the attack with your bitch’s blood since the two of you had no issues drawing Harper’s. Have fun getting back to the hotel, dickwad.

The titantron cut off with Jonna laughing. Johnny was yelling, cussing up a storm as Dessy yelled at him more to remember the match and that they could deal with her later. He shot her a look then turned around to get back into the match. What he wasn’t expecting was to be met with Lil Juicy jumping from the top rope, hitting a devastating, diving DDT and taking him down with Let the Juices Flow! Juicy immediately covered Towers and the referee slid down for the count.


Darlyn Fajardo: Here is your winner, LIL JUICY!!

Nick Hanson: Towers took his eye off the ball and it cost him!

Jim Reynolds: You see the way that car flattened under that truck, Nicky?!

Nick Hanson: There’s an old adage in the business, Jim. You mess with a rattlesnake, you’re gonna get bit! Towers got bit and Lil Juicy capitalized on it!

Rest Of The Roster Not Holding Or Defending Titles In December

=The last 2 remaining will challenge Dolores to the Perseverance Championship at WrestleWar XIX=

Zoey Madigan-Star, Gabriel Ohio, Sanada, Darcy Graves, Azurine Vebbins, Dane Preston, Jordan Majors, Arianrhod, Christina Olson, Saoirse Maguire, Bubba Thompson, Cameron Worley, Cass Baumer, River Chance, Shawn Worley, Bret Irwin, Flint Devit, Janie Grayson, Catalina Tavares and Juan & Javier Cortez all stand in the ring. Gabriel Ohio starts smashing away on people, knocking down nearly everyone until he comes to Arianrhod staring at Christina Olson. Seeing the former tag team champions facing off against each other, he smiles and steps back to let them settle things amongst themselves. Maguire watches from the far corner, shaking her head as Ohio steps back. In another corner, the Worleys try to calm Bubba down with the help of River. Baumer runs into the middle of the confrontation between the Valkyries and gets dropped by the former tag team champions. Jordan Majors runs into the fight as well, followed by Sanada, Graves and Vebbins. Ohio moves back in and starts clubbing people before he gets slowed down by Zoey and Preston. Maguire starts fighting as Grayson comes in from seemingly nowhere. River comes in and drops both Arianrhod and Olson. Ohio smirks and grabs the muscled woman from behind, throwing her over the top to the floor and elimination.

River Chance eliminated

Sanada and Majors start working together against Vebbins and Graves. Ohio grabs Baumer and uses her as a weapon to smash Tavares, Arianrhod and Olson, sending all four over the top to the floor.

Arianrhod eliminated
Christina Olson eliminated
Catalina Tavares eliminated
Cass Baumer eliminated

Maguire comes over and looks for a big kick that Ohio is careful to dodge. The Worleys come at him as Graves knocks Maguire into Majors and Sanada and Maguire goes down. Ohio grabs both Worleys by the throat and fires them over the top like it's nothing.

Cameron Worley eliminated
Shawn Worley eliminated

Ohio goes around and knocks down Zoey, Grayson, Preston, Sanada, Majors, Vebbins, with Maguire already down. He looks around to grab somebody else when Bubba walks up to him. Ohio turns to face him and smirks. Bubba goes wild on him, throwing punches that back Ohio up into the corner. Bubba hammers away and Ohio tries to fight back. With fire in his eyes cracks Ohio with a big clothesline and then follows with a mule kick. Everyone else gets to their feet and starts fighting amongst themselves. Major and Sanada dump Maguire over the top.

Saoirse Maguire eliminated.

Zoey clothesline Vebbins over the top.

Azurine Vebbins eliminated.

Devitt and Irwin toss the Cortez Brothers over the top.

Juan & Javier Cortez eliminated.

Bubba double clotheslines Devitt and Irwin over the top.

Flint Devitt and Bret Irwin eliminated.

Grayson gets Sanada from behind and throws her over the top. Preston gets Major and throws her over as well. There’s actually a pop from the crowd as Devitt and Irwin each pull down the top rope to assist in Sanada and Majors coming over!

Sanada eliminated
Jordan Majors eliminated

Sanada and Majors get to their feet and, as par course, the brawl between the Queens of Chaos and The Foundation is on again with security trying to break them up! Zoey and Janie take Graves and throw her over as Bubba clubs Ohio over the top.

Darcy Graves eliminated
Gabriel Ohio eliminated

Dane Preston runs up behind Zoey and Grayson and dumps them both over to the floor.

Zoey Madigan-Star eliminated
Janie Grayson eliminated


Darlyn Fajardo: Here are your winners and–

Seemingly thinking the match is still going on, Big Bubba runs over and shoves an exhausted Dane Preston over the top rope. Dane lands on his feet, stumbling a little and looks confused as the crowd laughs a little. Bubba jumps up and down in the ring, super excited.

Darlyn Fajardo: Here are your winners and contenders for the Perseverance Championship, DANE PRESTON AND BIG BUBBA THOMPSON!

Bubba continues to celebrate like he won a game while Dane shakes off the confusing moment and gets back into the ring to relish in his side of the victory. Having heard both of their names, Bubba runs over and picks Dane up into a big bearhug before setting him down. Before Dane can react, the tron screen comes on with glitchy static before revealing the animated Dolores doll; her eyes and head moving as if actively watching the two. Bubba looks a little confused and scared while Dane just sneers at the tron and holds out a hand with his thumb extended to the side before turning it down.

Crystal Caldwell vs. Jessi Ozborn

Darlyn Fajardo: The following contest…is scheduled for one fall!

Crowd: ONE FALL!

Darlyn Fajardo: Making her way to the ring…representing The Queens of Chaos and being accompanied to the ring by Ollie The Magic Bum…from Montreal, Quebec, Canada…weighing in at 137 lbs…”Reina Asesina” Jessi! Ozborne!

Nick Hanson: Jessi Ozborne finally seems to be getting her comeuppance for making Crystal Caldwell’s life a living hell since returning to Collision last month!

Jim Reynolds: What do you mean, Nicky? She’s been making this show a lot more fun to call!

Nick Hanson: Well, we managed to get a word with Ozborne earlier today! Just take a look at this, Jim!


We cut to the warm, intimate setting of the NFW interview studio. We see Josh Davidson sitting on a comfortable sofa chair, speaking into the lapel mic placed on his chest.

Josh Davidson: Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time…Jessi Ozborne.

Jessi Ozborne walks into frame, wearing Crystal Caldwell’s #FreeCrystal t-shirt and coddling something in her hands wrapped in a blanket.

Jessi Ozborne: Oh hi, Joshy! It’s so nice to see you again!

Josh looks sideways at this obvious hack on Crystal’s promo two weeks prior.

Josh Davidson: Jessi…what is this?

Jessi looks confused.

Jessi Ozborne: What? Oh this? Well, I figured that since I did something pretty messed up last week, I oughta take this time to make things right and set the record straight. I figured I’d borrow from the “Crystal Caldwell Apology Starter Pack”, so I could learn from the best. She is a Hall Of Famer, after all.

Josh Davidson: Now Jessi, you know this is childish. Even for you.

Jessi Ozborne: Oh? I’m glad you think so. Because that’s exactly what I thought when I saw that weak pandering garbage.

Josh Davidson: Oh come on, Jessi. Crystal’s just trying to make things right. Why can’t you sympathize with that? You’re telling me you’ve never made a mistake before?

Jessi Ozborne: Oh, I’ve made plenty of mistakes. The most recent of which being agreeing to take this interview with you, but I digress. There’s a difference between a mistake and a brain dead decision. A mistake is a simple lapse in judgment. Can happen to anyone, no matter how smart you are. Not setting your morning alarm is a mistake. Locking your keys in the house is a mistake. A brain dead decision is something that even someone with the most basic of common sense should avoid. Dissing your wife just to answer a question for some dumb tournament? That’s a brain dead decision.

See, you guys don’t seem to realize that this is just what Crystal Caldwell does. See makes brain dead decision after brain dead decision, then gets shocked and scared when it blows up in her face. Because for all the in ring talent she has, apparently at no point in her “Hall of Fame” career was she ever taught that to survive in this business you can’t be a sensitive little bitch. So she constantly backpedals, tries to make amends, brings out her fucking grand baby for sympathy. Because “The Burning Rose” can’t take the heat that is the consequences of her actions.

Josh Davidson: So is that why you’ve been targeting her the way you have? Because you believe that Crystal Caldwell makes, in your words, “brain dead decisions”?

Jessi Ozborne: You finally get it, Josh! Maybe you are smart after all! This is exactly what I was talking about when I said that some people around here don’t deserve to be in the New Frontier. Crystal has proven time and again that she doesn’t deserve to have a platform in this business, let alone this company. Because at best, she doesn’t know what to do with it. And at worst, she just uses it to shoot herself in the foot again and again and again.

But somehow, despite making the same fucking mistakes on a regular basis, she gets chance after chance after chance. And hey, I’m all about giving people second chances, but at this point with Crystal we’re on chance 62 this year ALONE. And the worst part about it all is that she’s about to get away with it for the 62nd time in a row. Because you all love a martyr with a sob story, isn’t that right?

Josh Davidson: Well before you go, I just wanna get your thoughts on–

Jessi Ozborne: Josh…shut the fuck up. You’re done talking.

Jessi looks right down the lens of the camera, directly addressing Crystal now.

Jessi Ozborne: Crystal…fuck your sob story. Fuck your fake ass personality. Fuck your hollow attempts to try and connect with me. You’ve said exactly one right thing in your entire career and it’s that I'm a threat. Because I am. You no longer get to do this song and dance of showing your true colours, then scrambling to do damage control just to keep the people on your side. As long as I’m around, you won’t be able to play this game of hide and seek without me calling you out and making you suffer for it. That suffering begins tonight, because I’m always three steps ahead of you.


We cut back to Jessi in the ring, smiling at the titantron that just displayed the interview she had as the fans boo around her.

Darlyn Fajardo: And her opponent…representing High Society…residing in Los Angeles, California…weighing in at 115 lbs…Crystal—

Before the announcement can be finished, Jordan Majors and Sanada rush in behind Crystal, clubbing her from behind and laying into her with Stomps! Jessi feigns a look of surprise from inside the ring! The pair throw Crystal inside the ring, leaping to Jessi’s side and looming over Crystal! Just then however, The Foundation rushes down to the ring, chasing The Queens off with steel chairs in hand! Jessi, Jordan, and Sanada all back up the ramp now!

Nick Hanson: So I guess this match is just…not happening?

Jim Reynolds: Of course not, Nicky! How could Jessi be expected to compete after that attempted assault from The Foundation?!

Nick Hanson: Excuse me?!

Jim Reynolds: You heard what I said!

Jasmine Matthews vs. Dona Rotten

Matthews and Rotten lock-up in a traditional collar and elbow tie-up. Matthews takes the advantage and powers her back into the corner. Matthews takes over and starts to throw Rotten around. Matthews hits Kneel Peasant. Matthews covers.


Matthews goes to pull Rotten up and starts to eat punches to the gut. Rotten starts throwing almost wild punches followed by the Chainsaw Kick. Matthews goes down, Rotten covers.


The two go back and forth until Rotten manages to knock Matthews down and Rotten goes to the top rope. Rotten leaps off into the Toxicosis. She covers.


They go back and forth some more, drawing huge reactions from the crowd for the ferocity. Jasmine hits the Strike and follows with the Bloodline. Rotten goes down and Matthews covers.


As Matthews sets up, signaling for Ice Cold, the lights start to blink with a sinister laugh echoing through the arena. Matthews turns to the entrance, then starts looking around, knowing full well who the laugh belongs to. Rotten rolls her up from behind.


Darlyn Fajardo: The winner of this match…DONA ROTTEN!

The lights flicker again and Arianrhod seemingly arrives in the ring. The lights crash to darkness and when they come back on, Rotten and the referee are alone.

Nick Hanson: Wait a minute, what?

Jim Reynolds: Where the hell did Arianrhod go? Where the hell did Jasmine go?!

Nick Hanson: The Dark Faerie was there one minute and now they’re both gone!

Jim Reynolds: What the hell is going on here, Nicky?!

Abigail Lindsey vs. Jansen Myrrh

The crowd is buzzing in the Palacio Vistalegre as they’re ready for this main event to get underway. There’s a rhythmic clap going as Jansen Myrrh and Abigail Lindsay come out of their corners and begin circling up in the center of the ring. Myrrh’s shaking her head in disgust as Lindsay has come to the ring with a Kingdom crop top tee over her gear. She’s pointing at Lindsay, saying “I fucking knew it!” while Lindsay just looks at the shirt shrugs and displays it for the crowd.

Nick Hanson: Abigail Lindsay, wearing a Kingdom t-shirt and the champ doesn’t seem to like it very much.

Jim Reynolds: It’s like she feels her suspicions are proven, Nicky. Is Abigail even an official member?

Nick Hanson: I’m not sure, but you know Serenity with those mind games. She likes to get in her opponent’s head!

As if on cue, Abigail Lindsay motions to Jansen Myrrh and tells her to “come on, Janny Pants!” This gets a middle finger from the champ and a chant from the crowd starting to rise.

Crowd: JAN-NY PANTS! JAN-NY PANTS! JAN-NY PANTS! JAN-NY PANTS!

Jansen Myrrh: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Jansen Myrrh’s getting pissed and Abigail Lindsay’s laughing where she stands. Her anger finally gets the better of her and she flies off the handle, running for Lindsay with a clothesline attempt. Lindsay jukes under the arm and drives a knee into Myrrh’s midsection, taking her down with a headlock hip toss into a ground hold. Myrrh struggles back to her feet and shoves Lindsay off of her, into the ropes. Lindsay backs into Myrrh who snatches her into a German Suplex with a bridge, going for an early cover.


Lindsay kicks out and rolls up to her knees. She starts clapping her hands to keep the “Janny Pants” chant going. Myrrh slaps the mat and both women get to their feet. Lindsay hits a back body drop on Myrrh, who lands on the apron but as she steadies herself, Lindsay pops up with a rope assisted enzuigiri, knocking the champ down to the floor. Myrrh catches herself on her feet and Seo-hyung Kwon starts walking over to talk strategy but she barely even reaches her before Lindsay slingshots over the ropes into a plancha onto the champion. The fight’s going on outside the ring now as Lindsay picks Myrrh up and starts hammering with forearms to the jaw before going for an Irish Whip but Myrrh reverses it and sends Lindsay running shoulder first into the ring post. Lindsay bounces off, yelling in pain as she leans against the barricade but she only gets a second’s reprieve before Myrrh comes charging in and spears her through guardrail and into the crowd. Myrrh starts going for a chair, yelling at a fan to get out of their seat so she can use it but the referee warns her about disqualification. Myrrh starts to argue how it doesn’t matter but as she’s doing so, Lindsay gets up behind her, whips her around and nails her with a DDT right on the floor! Jansen’s down! Kwon starts demanding the referee do something about it but she scurries away as Lindsay feigns a lunge at her. Lindsay picks Myrrh up and drags her back over to ringside, throwing her back in and goes for a cover.


Lindsay goes to pick Myrrh up and Myrrh goes for the legs but Lindsay sprawls and locks on a Guillotine Chokehold! Myrrh struggles to get free, finally doing so when she gets her foot on the ropes and forces the break. Lindsay lets up and looks for The Serene Kick (Springboard Roundhouse) but Myrrh manages to catch her out of the air and delivers an Exploder Suplex right as Lindsay’s feet initially touch the mat! Myrrh gets to her feet, looking for Lariat From Hell but Lindsay slips underneath it and catches Myrrh by the arm, looking for some sort of Ripcord counter but Myrrh comes back around and stiffs her with a forearm to the jaw. Lindsay stumbles around with her back to Myrrh who comes in and hits Lariat From Hell from behind, painfully across the back of her neck and head! Cover!


Myrrh starts looking more frustrated and calls for the finish, picking Lindsay up again. She starts looking for the Myrrh-Driver (Standing Delayed Piledriver) but when she goes for the lift, Lindsay pushes through and gets herself up into a powerbomb hold on Myrrh’s shoulders. She uses this position to snap herself back spiking Myrrh right on her head with a bridging Hurricanrana!


Lindsay desperately asks the referee if that was three but gets confirmation it was only two. The crowd’s roaring for her now as she calls for the finish, looking to see Myrrh struggling to find her senses. She climbs up to the top rope, signaling for the end but Seo-hyung Kwon climbs onto the apron to chastise her some more. Lindsay extends an arm and sticks a middle finger right down in Kwon’s face, pushing her back along the apron. Kwon is furious but Jansen Myrrh’s making it up to her feet now. The referee turns back to the match. Lindsay shoots for it! SERENITY NOW (Shooting Star DDT) BUT NO!!!! Jansen straight brings up her boot and NAILS Lindsay low beneath the belt!!!! Lindsay looks like her soul’s been kicked from her body!! Myrrh grabs her and picks her up, spiking her with the Myrrh Driver!!! She makes the cover but the referee refuses the count! Instead, he’s yelling at Myrrh about the clearly blatant low blow! Myrrh shrugs it off, repeating “so what? So what?!” to the referee until she piefaces the official away from her. Now Senior Official James Greer is furious and he calls for the bell!


Jim Reynolds: Hey whoa! What?!

Nick Hanson: A blatant low blow and laying hands on the ref! This match is gonna end in a DQ!

Darlyn Fajardo: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match as a result of a disqualification…ABIGAIL LINDSAY!!! Therefore, STILL your NFW World Heavyweight Champion…JANSEN MYRRH!

Seo-hyung Kwon snatches the championship away from the referee and holds it over her shoulder for her client. Inside the ring, Myrrh is chastising Lindsay some more, slapping her across the face. She grabs the Kingdom shirt, ripping at it until she’s got it off of Lindsay and proceeds to use it as a strangulation device, locking Abigail Lindsay into a modified Camel Clutch.

Nick Hanson: Well, Abigail Lindsay won this match, but Jansen Myrrh retains the title on a technicality!

Jim Reynolds: Champion’s advantage, Nicky!

Nick Hanson: God DAMN IT!!!! And now she’s choking out the challenger after the bell!! Someone stop this!

Jim Reynolds: Say less, Nicky!!! Here comes the next challenger down the fucking ramp!!

Jansen Myrrh wrenches back on that chokehold as the fans suddenly pop because here comes Morgan Payne, sprinting down the runway out of the tunnel! Myrrh sees Payne coming and immediately lets Lindsay go, rolling out of the ring. She takes the title from Kwon and the two make their way back up the ramp as Payne kneels beside Lindsay, helping her sit up. After checking that she’s okay, Payne leans against the ropes, shouting obscenities at Kwon and Myrrh. The latter of the two laughing and motioning for Payne to bring it on as she holds the title up over her head.

Jansen Myrrh: You ain’t taking this, bitch!!! I’m smarter than the fucking both of you! Nobody’s taking this fucking title from me!

Myrrh gloats on the stage with Kwon as Payne helps Lindsay up to her feet as the credits begin to roll.

Nick Hanson: Things just keep getting more heated between these two, Jim!

Jim Reynolds: And we’re still a month and a half away from WrestleWar!

Nick Hanson: We’ll see what General Manager has to say about this next week but until then, I’m Nick Hanson, my colleague Jim Reynolds. So long everybody!