Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2022 3:06:18 GMT -8
Sue Plecks, the five foot tall tower of Eastern European power, takes to her jog through the woods to get the blood flowing. The Destiny show she’s set to debut on this week has been canceled due to the locker room protesting her signing, citing her plexes being too rough and are afraid for their safety.
That’s the rumor the five foot tall tank heard anyway.
Mid-way through the jog her plexsenses tingle. Something is amiss. She concentrates and hears faint screaming to her west. Sue hurries as fast as her tree trunk size legs can pedal her until she comes upon an abandoned church.
She hears a man shouting. A woman screaming. Religious ramblings and screeches.
The wailing from inside has become ear piercing. Whatever this is, it’s dangerous.
Sue Plecks steels herself and says, “With great power, make come plexsponsibility” ………….
She runs up and tries to barge in, but the door is locked. No problem. She belly-to-belly plexes it right off the hinges. What greets her gives her pause. An eldery priest. A clergy assistant, far younger. A malnourished girl of mid-teens who is screeching in a deep demon-like voice. The girl is strapped to a chair under the crucifix prop of the church.
What is happening is pretty logical universally. A DEMON POSSESSION EXORCISM!
Even though Sue is a brave woman, she does pause in hesitation. It lasts only a moment. Her plexperience in dealing with all manner of challenges clicks in and she barrels past the old priest and his assistant. Before the stubby-juggernaut can do anything, the demon-girl projectile vomits green bile all over her.
Sue Plecks: Сука! You make puke on me!!!!
The demon-girl laughs in demon.
Demon-Girl: YOU HAVE NO POWAH HERE SUE PLECKS! GO! LEEEEEAVE! PLEX YOURSELF OFF A BRIDGE HAHAAHAHA CUNT!!!!
Sue furiously wipes off the puke from her face and sneers at her.
Sue Plecks: I make thing possible through the Plex which strengthens me!
The demon-girl roars in pain. Sue’s statement hurt her. The priest and his assistant look in shock.
Sue Plecks: Make leave from girl, demon! OR I PLEXECUTE YOU WITH PLEXTREME PREJUDICE!
Demon-Girl: FUCK YOU CUNT! FUCK YOUR PLEX! YOUR PLEX IS NO SLAM! YOUR PLEX IS NO TOSS! THE PLEX IS PUNY! CUNT! PLEX IS THE CUNT OF WRESTLING MOVES HAHAHAA!
Sue flips the fuck out and snatches her up, chair in all, not bothering to unstrap her. The plextremist P-P-P-POWER PLEXES her across the floor. Some of the chair breaks. The demon-girl bellows with pain followed by laughter.
The priest has shit his holy pants. His assistant too and in fact the assistant flees.
Sue heaves the demon-girl up, still strapped in the chair albeit broken apart some, and goes to German Suplex her but the priest of all damn people grabs hold of the demon-girl’s feet and prevents it. The old holy man is yelling something about how Sue might hurt the teenage girl whom the demon has possessed.
Well, Sue decides the means justifies the ends, so she pulls the old holy man in also and double German Suplexes them onto a pew. The bench breaks. The chair breaks totally. The straps come undone.
A snap.
A crackle.
A pop.
Bones break. The holy man wails. The demon-girl screams too. Sue urgently gets back to work and suplexes the demon-girl’s own foot against her own head with the PLEXMISSION……..
(move seen here)
Sue Plecks: MAKE LEAVE FROM GIRL! MAKE LEAVE FROM GIRL OR PAY HELL!
Pun intended.
The demon obeys. The all powerful might of the PLEX sends the evil thing crawling out of the girl’s body through her mouth. It’s in the form of a shadowy wispy humanoid figure. Sue tries to grab it but it’s not in a solid form. Damn it! What will the Eastern European Tank do?
AH-HA! She grabs the priest’s holy water jug and hurls all the contents onto the fleeing demon before it can make its great plexscape. The evil entity screeches so loud the church shakes and Sue clutches her ears. The water has made the shadow demon figure into a partial solid form, so she grabs it and….
Plexistential Crisis !!!!!!!
Plexistential Crisis !!!!!!!
Plexistential Crisis !!!!!!!
Her finisher!!!! (it's rolling unreleased German Suplexes except she does 10 times or 20 times or 50 times whatever it takes until the opponent is limp and unable to defend themselves or the referee stops it or if the opponent submits in the midst of it)
It doesn’t take long before the demon evaporates and dies, returning to hell. After vanquishing the demon, Sue notices the old holy man knelt over the now demon-less girl. The old man is praying and looks to be hurt. The poor girl is crying and has visible bone protrusions. The old man looks up at her and scowls.
Old Holy Man: She’s hurt because of you!!! All I needed was more time!!!!
Sue looks at him with indifference. A cruel kind. She then says a quote from a legendary movie, in her thick Eastern European accent.
Sue Plecks: If she dies, she dies.
Just kidding, she doesn’t say that. She looks concerned and goes over to them to try to help do first aid or something. The old man shoos her away and orders to go get an ambulance and the cops.
Old Holy Man: And who.. Or what… are you anyway?
Sue stands up in cool girl type way, and does a head movement side profile just like Horatio Caine used to do on CSI: Miami. Then, she says…
”Just call me…. The Plexorcist."
At this point Sue Plecks wakes up from the sleep.
”I make bad dream. Why?”
The end.
That’s the rumor the five foot tall tank heard anyway.
Mid-way through the jog her plexsenses tingle. Something is amiss. She concentrates and hears faint screaming to her west. Sue hurries as fast as her tree trunk size legs can pedal her until she comes upon an abandoned church.
She hears a man shouting. A woman screaming. Religious ramblings and screeches.
The wailing from inside has become ear piercing. Whatever this is, it’s dangerous.
Sue Plecks steels herself and says, “With great power, make come plexsponsibility” ………….
She runs up and tries to barge in, but the door is locked. No problem. She belly-to-belly plexes it right off the hinges. What greets her gives her pause. An eldery priest. A clergy assistant, far younger. A malnourished girl of mid-teens who is screeching in a deep demon-like voice. The girl is strapped to a chair under the crucifix prop of the church.
What is happening is pretty logical universally. A DEMON POSSESSION EXORCISM!
Even though Sue is a brave woman, she does pause in hesitation. It lasts only a moment. Her plexperience in dealing with all manner of challenges clicks in and she barrels past the old priest and his assistant. Before the stubby-juggernaut can do anything, the demon-girl projectile vomits green bile all over her.
Sue Plecks: Сука! You make puke on me!!!!
The demon-girl laughs in demon.
Demon-Girl: YOU HAVE NO POWAH HERE SUE PLECKS! GO! LEEEEEAVE! PLEX YOURSELF OFF A BRIDGE HAHAAHAHA CUNT!!!!
Sue furiously wipes off the puke from her face and sneers at her.
Sue Plecks: I make thing possible through the Plex which strengthens me!
The demon-girl roars in pain. Sue’s statement hurt her. The priest and his assistant look in shock.
Sue Plecks: Make leave from girl, demon! OR I PLEXECUTE YOU WITH PLEXTREME PREJUDICE!
Demon-Girl: FUCK YOU CUNT! FUCK YOUR PLEX! YOUR PLEX IS NO SLAM! YOUR PLEX IS NO TOSS! THE PLEX IS PUNY! CUNT! PLEX IS THE CUNT OF WRESTLING MOVES HAHAHAA!
Sue flips the fuck out and snatches her up, chair in all, not bothering to unstrap her. The plextremist P-P-P-POWER PLEXES her across the floor. Some of the chair breaks. The demon-girl bellows with pain followed by laughter.
The priest has shit his holy pants. His assistant too and in fact the assistant flees.
Sue heaves the demon-girl up, still strapped in the chair albeit broken apart some, and goes to German Suplex her but the priest of all damn people grabs hold of the demon-girl’s feet and prevents it. The old holy man is yelling something about how Sue might hurt the teenage girl whom the demon has possessed.
Well, Sue decides the means justifies the ends, so she pulls the old holy man in also and double German Suplexes them onto a pew. The bench breaks. The chair breaks totally. The straps come undone.
A snap.
A crackle.
A pop.
Bones break. The holy man wails. The demon-girl screams too. Sue urgently gets back to work and suplexes the demon-girl’s own foot against her own head with the PLEXMISSION……..
(move seen here)
Sue Plecks: MAKE LEAVE FROM GIRL! MAKE LEAVE FROM GIRL OR PAY HELL!
Pun intended.
The demon obeys. The all powerful might of the PLEX sends the evil thing crawling out of the girl’s body through her mouth. It’s in the form of a shadowy wispy humanoid figure. Sue tries to grab it but it’s not in a solid form. Damn it! What will the Eastern European Tank do?
AH-HA! She grabs the priest’s holy water jug and hurls all the contents onto the fleeing demon before it can make its great plexscape. The evil entity screeches so loud the church shakes and Sue clutches her ears. The water has made the shadow demon figure into a partial solid form, so she grabs it and….
Plexistential Crisis !!!!!!!
Plexistential Crisis !!!!!!!
Plexistential Crisis !!!!!!!
Her finisher!!!! (it's rolling unreleased German Suplexes except she does 10 times or 20 times or 50 times whatever it takes until the opponent is limp and unable to defend themselves or the referee stops it or if the opponent submits in the midst of it)
It doesn’t take long before the demon evaporates and dies, returning to hell. After vanquishing the demon, Sue notices the old holy man knelt over the now demon-less girl. The old man is praying and looks to be hurt. The poor girl is crying and has visible bone protrusions. The old man looks up at her and scowls.
Old Holy Man: She’s hurt because of you!!! All I needed was more time!!!!
Sue looks at him with indifference. A cruel kind. She then says a quote from a legendary movie, in her thick Eastern European accent.
Sue Plecks: If she dies, she dies.
Just kidding, she doesn’t say that. She looks concerned and goes over to them to try to help do first aid or something. The old man shoos her away and orders to go get an ambulance and the cops.
Old Holy Man: And who.. Or what… are you anyway?
Sue stands up in cool girl type way, and does a head movement side profile just like Horatio Caine used to do on CSI: Miami. Then, she says…
”Just call me…. The Plexorcist."
At this point Sue Plecks wakes up from the sleep.
”I make bad dream. Why?”
The end.
