NFW Collision #127! 04/05/2022!

Katie Anderson vs. Rei Park

The two lock up, and it's Anderson who gets Rei in a headlock. Anderson really wrenches on it, but Rei is able to lift Anderson off her feet, in a stunning display of strength. It’s short-lived as she only uses it to escape and set Katie up for a Fire Soul (gamengiri), getting an early two count. Rei hits a few Palm strikes, then a short arm elbow smash. Rei runs to the ropes for a Springboard Moonsault, getting another two count. Rei lifts Anderson to her feet, Anderson shoves the arms away for separation and throws a couple of punches that connect, to keep Park on her toes and dazed. Before hefting up Rei and swiftly delivering a Butterfly Suplex, bridging for her own two count two. Back on their feet, Katie throws a toe kick but Park catches it and takes her down with a dragon screw. Rei tugs Anderson back to her feet quickly transitioning into wrist lock into short arm bicycle high knee! Katie goes whipping back like a slinky when kicked downstairs. Anderson uses the ropes to get to her feet where she is met with a series of vicious chops from Park. Their scuffle near the ropes concludes when Katie finally gets sick of her shit and grabs Rei by the top and tights and sends her over the top rope and to the floor.

Anderson quickly follows suit with a Suicide dive! It whiffs! Katie crashes and burns as Park isn’t home rolling out of the way and getting to her feet! Rei pulls Anderson to her feet and hits her with several axe kicks before, before slamming her head into the ring barricade several times. Anderson slumps over the barricade tiredly for a moment trying to catch her breath! Rei nails the dangling Anderson with a knee to the head, causing Anderson to slump into the front row. The official is at the count of 6 before Rei gets into the ring. Anderson is back up as the official stops the count, and Rei goes back out to retrieve her opponent. She reaches over the barricade and gets a left fist to the jaw. Anderson climbs onto the barricade and jumps off with a clothesline.

Anderson rolls Rei into the ring and plants her with a Spinebuster, getting a two count for it. Anderson looks to end it with her Butterfly Suplex, probably looking to use it to keep Park down for the Bad Street Blues curb stomp. But Rei counters it into a small package, nearly getting the win. They both get up, Katie snarling in anger before Anderson nails Rei with an elbow, whipping her into the corner. Anderson quickly gets to the opposite corner to get the most momentum possible, before charging across the ring. However, Rei quickly darts out of her corner with that incredible speed and catches Anderson with a Poison Apple (enzui shining wizard)! Anderson goes down like she caught a foot to the head, more or less sack of bricks style! Park wastes little time in going for the cover, hooking the leg and using all her weight!

=Jansen Myrrh will be the Special Guest Referee=

Hayley Halsey vs. Big Bubba Thompson

Hayley almost immediately starts screaming about conspiracies and points accusingly at Jansen. Bubba stands there looking confused and unsure of what to do as Hayley berates Jansen about nothing and everything all at once. Jansen simply stands in, looking unsure if she should pity Hayley or just be amused at the effort being expended. Hayley tells her to take to the hand and walks over to Bubba, slapping him in the face. Caught off-guard, Bubba staggers back and Hayley gets him in a rolling cradle.


Hayley pops up and starts accusing Jansen of counting too slow and Jansen shows no ration at all. Hayley screams about how this is all part of GriffinGate and the conspiracy that she will prove and then points at Jansen and threatens to expose her too. Jansen remains impassive and Hayley growls as she turns to face the now standing Bubba. Still looking as confused as before, Bubba looks to his cousins before turning back to face Hayley. Cameron tells him to just restle the match while Shawn mumbles something about stupid people. Hayley’s eyes go wide in rage and she starts screaming at the Worley Brothers about how they’re in on the conspiracy and her lawyer will hear about this. Cameron and Shawn both shrug in unison and Hayley turns and slaps Bubba violently again. Bubba just looks back at her, seemingly unable to believe she’s slapped him again. He manages to ask her why and Hayley jumps up trying for a victory roll. She ends up sliding over into more of a sunset flip only Bubba’s large frame will not go over with her. Cameron yells instructions at him and Bubba does as he’s told by his cousin, dropping down onto Hayley’s chest.

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!


Hayley rolls away, coughing and glaring up into the ring. She starts screaming at Jansen again, blatantly trying to bait the guest referee into some kind of violence that would both get Hayley a free victory and get Jansen some kind of punishment. Cameron and Shawn motion at Bubba, telling him to go get Hayley and bring her back in. Bubba does as he’s told again and rolls out. Hayley starts running, screaming for her life as Bubba gives chase. Hayley makes it all the way around the ring before diving back in, screaming the whole time about how this is unfair, unprofessional and definitely unsanitary as far as work conditions go and that she will be having a word with her lawyer about it later. She heads to a corner and continues to scream at anyone that will listen but especially Jansen. Bubba dives in after her and then charges the corner. Hayley screams and dives out of the way as Bubba crashes into the corner and bounces hard off the turnbuckles. He falls onto his back and Hayley hooks both of his legs for a cover. As Jansen gets into position to count his shoulders down, Hayley grabs his pants and then gets her feet on the ropes.


Unsure of what just happened, Bubba rolls out to the floor where Cameron and Shawn meet him to try and reassure him that he didn’t do anything wrong. Hayley points at Jansen and starts to berate her again. Jansen kicks Hayley in the gut and then hits the Myrrh Driver on her. Jansen rolls out to the floor, nods to the Worleys, smiles for Bubba’s benefit and then walks out as the crowd goes insane at the sight of Hayley Halsey lying in the ring out cold.

Abigail Lindsay w/Sela-Rica Lark vs. Becca Maguire w/Saoirse Maguire

Abigail and Bruiser meet in the center of the ring, each glaring almost through the other. Sela-Rica and Psycho each cheer on their respective partners from the floor. Bruiser looks to rough up Abigail early but Abigail takes her down and starts trying to work over Bruiser’s leg. Bruiser kicks Abigail off of her and looks to tackle her into the ropes. Abigail sidesteps her and Bruiser goes hard through the ropes to the floor near Sela-Rica. Sela-Rica starts to move in but Psycho comes raging around the corner. Bruiser gets to her feet and jumps into the ring just as Psycho comes around to point at Sela-Rica. Abigail catches Bruiser coming in for an inside cradle.


Psycho and Sela-Rica continue to jockey for position, each accusing the other of trying to start shit with the other. Bruiser reverses the pin position, mounts Abigail and looks to start pounding her. Abigail gets away and Bruiser gets up after her. The two exchange punches before Abigail goes for a backslide. Bruiser overpower her and gets the backslide instead.


Bruiser starts to mount Abigail as Sela-Rica and Psycho starts fighting on the outside. The crowd comes to its feet at the sight of the four going at it stiff and nasty, blood coming from both Psycho and Sela-Rica before anyone can say anything to either of them. Security tries to separate the two of them while Bruiser and Abigail start going at it and roll over, clipping the referee as they to the floor and land on the outside next to their partners. Bruiser and Abigail each draw blood even as the referee waves for the bell.


Security tries to step in but all four are quickly engulfed in fighting anything that moves. Security guys go flying a Gallus Mag and salacious Intent just attack anything that comes near. Suddenly, Bruiser cries out as a fireball flies from Abigail’s hand into the tattooed woman’s face. Security is finally able to drag Abigail and Sela-Rica off, the two smirking as Psycho drops to check on her wife. Trainers and EMTs rush in to check the fallen woman as the crowd watches on in a hushed silence. Abigail and Sela-Rica allow themselves cruel snickers as they are taken through the curtain.

Cass Baumer & Crystal Zdunich vs. River Chance & Morgan Payne

Payne starts the match with Zdunich. They circle each other, and when doing 180, Payne goes in for the lock-up and backs Zdunich to the corner that she shares with River. Chance decides to tag herself in and stomps away at Zdunich while Payne has the collar and elbow of a flailing Zdunich locked in place. Morgan takes a moment to turn and taunt Cass Baumer, shaking Crystal around in her grip like a dog with a toy! Morgan grunts, and throws Crystal to the ground as she exits the ring on the Officials command. This allows Chance to apply an arm wrench, then she delivers a series of Short Arm Clotheslines. With Zdunich still in the Arm Wrench, Chance makes sure she's close enough for Payne to tag herself in. Payne climbs to the top and comes off with a Diving Axe Handle to the head and shoulder of Zdunich. Payne lifts Zdunich up for a Back Suplex, only getting one count from it.

Payne keeps Zdunich in the Kingdom’s corner and throws as many strikes as she can within the five count. Chance tags in and does the same, they do there a few more times until Chance is once again legal. Crystal looks like she’s been rung out and hung up to dry at this point. All the woman can do is cover up, while Cass on the other side of the ring stomps the apron and calls for the crowd to rally for Crystal! River throws Zdunich like a rag doll overhead with a T-Bone Suplex. Zdunich is trying to crawl to Baumer’s corner but Chance drags her back. Chance tags in Payne. Chance starts to whip Zdunich towards Baumer but pulls her back and sends her to Payne, Payne executing a Tastes Like Timbaland Boot, Bitch! (Brogue Kick). Payne darts across the ring and nails a dropkick to Baumer, sending her off the apron. Baumer goes down like thrown away garbage, hitting the deck! Morgan roars again and throws her fists up!

Payne stands in Baumer and Crystal’s corner taunting the crowd and, waiting for Zdunich who's pulling herself up in the opposite corner, before she's struck with another Tastes Like Timbaland Boot, Bitch! (Brogue Kick). You’d think one would be enough but, apparently, Payne is more interested in doing damage than winning. Payne tags in Chance. Payne has Zdunich's arms hooked, and Chance sets up to nail Crystal with a big European Uppercut, but Zdunich bends herself down forcing Morgan with her, and then rears her head back with a full force headbutt! Morgan swears and Crystal breaks free as the official checks on Morgan, who’s holding her mouth with murder in her eyes, but otherwise seems fine. The official points Payne out of the ring. When River goes back to Zdunich, she is dropped into the second turnbuckle with a drop toe hold! Zdunich makes her way across the ring and tags in Baumer, who just got back to the apron.

Baumer comes in like a woman on fire! She hits a still stunned Chance with a suplex, then uses an arm drag to throw Chance away from her home corner! Cass springs up and starts hitting chops one to Payne, then another, followed by a forearm smash. She goes and whips River into her home corner this time, then starts throwing chops again! One to Chance, one to Payne, one to Chance, a leaping back brain kick to Payne, that actually takes a stunned and pissed Morgan off of the apron! Chance gets one too. Baumer takes it to Chance with her Bleeding Edge which earns her a two count! Baumer drags River off the turnbuckle and takes her down with a double underhook suplex, again only earning two. Baumer appears to be looking for the end things, as she runs her hands through her hair in frustration. She starts setting River up for the Fact Check, but Morgan comes in a rope-assisted knee to the face!

Baumer staggers backward, and with a quick look at Crystal decides to make the jump to tag her in. Zdunich finally gets her chance at revenge, pulling Morgan into a big xploder suplex that sends her across the ring! Zdunich then spends the time battering Chance around the ring as Payne is once again chased out of the ring by the official when she tries to interfere. The match turns all in favor of Baumer and Zdunich here as they also use some brilliant teamwork, keeping River in their corner. Crystal tags in Baumer, who comes in and hits a running knee on Chance. Only for Baumer to turn right around and tag Crystal in, so Crystal can pull River up to her feet, back up and hit the Flashing Lights (Chick kick)! Zdunich goes for the pin, but Payne shoots through the ropes like there’s a rabid dog coming for her to break it up. The official ends up arguing with Payne to get out of the ring! Cass comes into the ring to try and argue about Morgan being a distraction!

While Crystal goes to get up from the pin, River nails her right in the kidneys with a couple of hard punches, leaving Zdunich on the ground in pain. The Referee doesn’t see it still arguing with Baumer and Payne. Until he shoos Baumer away, and River and Morgan walk to their corner for a quick tag! But Zdunich is still down! Holding her back and gasping! Cass having been ejected from the ring first can do nothing but attempt to argue with the Ref again. Morgan wastes no time, smirking as she sets Crystal up for the "Dahntahn After Dahk I" (Burning Hammer)! BOOM! DOWN ZDUNICH GOES! Payne covers! Hooking the legs and Zdunich just cannot find the core strength to kick out after the beating she’s taken!

Christina Olson vs. Milisandre Crowthorne

Immediately as the bell sounds, Christina charges right after Milisandra, driving her right into the corner and delivering some forearms as the ref tells her to break and let Milisandra. She backs up, but as Milisandra comes out, Christina is right there, taking her down to the mat and gets into a mount position before she starts to rain down right forearms. Christina screams out as she gets back to her feet, the crowd rallying behind her as she picks Milisandra up and send her into the ropes. Milisandra rebounds off and gets taken down with a leaping leg lariat. Christina goes for a cover, but only gets a two count. Christina climbs to the top rope and she looks to deliver a frog splash, but Milisandra rolls out of the way and Christina crashes into the mat.

Milisandra grins as she sits up and gets back to her feet. She grabs Christina and brings her up to her feet before she delivers an exploder suplex to Chirstina. She then grabs the leg of Christina and locks in a kneebar. Christina scrambles and eventually finds the ropes and Milisandra is forced to break at the count of four. Milisandra pulls Christina back to the center of the ring and she picks the redhead up. She sends Christina into the ropes and when Christina rebounds off, Miliasandra takes Christina down with a leaping clothesline before she grabs Christina and goes for a bow and arrow, but Christina is able to counter out of it and deliver a foot stomp to Milisandra. Christina gets to her feet and grabs Milisandra before she delivers a tornado DDT.

Christina climbs up to the top rope, but as she does, throughout the arena, there’s a distorted, but almost familiar laugh that rings out. This stops Christina in her tracks as she begins to look around, looking up, everywhere to see if she can find the laugh that she clearly thinks she recognizes. As this is happening, Christina seems to just lose focus and the crowd gasps as gallons of water come streaming down, drenching Christina who snaps out of her stupor and almost seems to start freaking out. As this happens though, Milisandra is up, pulling Christina back into the ring and she delivers Bow Down to Christina before hooking the leg and getting the win.

Dona Rotten & Tren Descarrilado vs. Sid Robinson & Tyler Brown

The cameras cut to the outside parking lot. Cars are parked in a wide circle with various roster members standing in between or sitting on the roofs. They’re cheering for a fight as Sid Robinson and Tyler Brown stand inside the circle already. Both men have their fists taped up. Tyler’s got a long sleeved shirt with his muscular mass almost threatening to tear through the tight garment. Sid stands shirtless with suspenders dropped around his waist on his jeans. He’s not terribly ripped but he’s an absolute monster for his height. Referee James Greer stands off to the side. The back door to the arena flies open and World Heavyweight Champion, Tren Descarrilado comes storming out in a sleeveless Kingdom shirt, jeans and taped fists. He hands the World Heavyweight Title off to Katelin Descarrilado beside him as the Ice Queen slaps him in the chest and roots for her husband to go get him some. As the camera follows him, we hear a motorcycle roaring up. We don’t see the vehicle, but we hear the engine switch off and a few seconds later, Dona Rotten and Alice Chambers walk into frame beside Tren. Dona pulls off her bandana and her Shieldmaidens kutte, handing it off to Alice. She looks up at Tren as they walk.

Tren Descarrilado: You ready, Mama?

Dona Rotten: Let’s fucking do this.

They bump fists and approach the circle of cars.

Tyler Brown: Why, ‘ello cunts! You ready for a proper dust up?!

Sid Robinson just spits on the ground, brings up his fists and starts bouncing on his feet.

Tren Descarrilado: This how you want it, motherfuckers? VAMOS!!

Dona says nothing. She just makes a couple of sarcastic kissy sounds and motions two fingers at Sid to bring it on. The two teams charge at each other and the fight is suddenly on! Tren and Tyler collide and starts throwing bombs at each other. Dona gets a pop from the “audience” sitting around the cars as she shoots low, scoops Sid up off of his feet and tackles him onto the hood of a car. She starts throwing forearms.down at him and he covers up with his own to absorb the blows. He gets her flipped over underneath him on the car hood and brings his fist down to try and just punch her in the face. Dona moves her head and WHAM! Sid punches the steel surface full force and retracts back, grabbing his hand.

Sid Robinson: FUCK!!!

Dona hops off of the hood and grabs a trash can full of weapons right beside her. In one swift motion, she dumps the contents out and bashes the can over the head of Sid, causing him to stumble back. She hits him again and he drops to a knee. Dona rears back and just fucking yeets the goddamn trash bin right at Sid’s face, sending him to the ground. She runs in and hits a baseball sliding elbow drop across his chest, then hooks the leg to end this quickly.


Sid Robinson: Get the FUCK OFF ME, CUNT!!!

Dona gets shoved off almost effortlessly and Sid sits up, shaking out the stars. He’s already got a bloody scrape across his bald head. Dona pulls him up to his feet and starts throwing knees but Sid catches one leg and lifts her up onto his shoulders. With a primal roar, he runs and buckle bombs her into a windshield of a car, causing it to spiderweb. Dona groans in pain as Sid just grabs her by the boots and violently yanks her off the car, letting her hit the ground hard.

Tren and Tyler are throwing shots back and forth still, neither getting any kind of leeway. Tyler finally rakes the eyes with his fingers, grabs Tren by the hair and runs him head first through the driver side rear window of a sedan. Tren comes out of it, flipping his hair back, wide eyed like a maniac, just staring daggers at the British thug who’s pretty shocked that he just shook it off. Blood’s starting to trickle down his face as he snatches Tyler by the throat and the back of the head. Tren yells some Spanish obscenity as he smashes Tyler’s head through the front window on the same side. He braces his arms across Tyler’s back and starts throwing knees up into his ribs. Driving elbows into his back. Tyler finally slumps to the ground but before Tren goes for the cover, he looks over and sees Dona in a predicament and runs over.

Sid’s got Dona on her knees with a simple baseball bat in his hands, cocked back and ready to go to town.

Sid Robinson: Crack your fuckin’ head in, you CUNT!

Sid raises the bat up, about to go full Negan on her but Tren steps in and catches him in a Full Nelson.

Tren Descarrilado: Whassup motherfucker!

DRAGON SUPLEX onto the concrete ground!!!!

Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!

Tren sits up, breathing heavy now. More out of breath than anything but he also has to wipe blood out of his eyes as he gets to his feet.

Tren Descarrilado: Get yo ass up, Rotten!

Tren offers Dona a hand up. She gets up by herself but gives Tren a sideways high five and clicks her tongue at him before going over to mix it up with Tyler Brown. Tren reaches down for Sid but the man, surprisingly for someone who isn’t a trained wrestler, grabs him into a tight small package and goes for the pin!


Sid slaps the ground and curses. Tren sits up, laughing with amusement. He’s impressed that Sid has some “proper wrestling moves.” We switch over to Dona Rotten leaning Tyler Brown back against the front side of a hood, laying into his chest with chops. She starts rocking him with back and forth chops and right crosses to the jaw until he looks dazed. She backs up and comes running in for something but Tyler dips down, catches her and back body drops her overhead. Dona goes up into the air, flips and comes down hard across the hood with a nasty metal THUD! Tyler, bleeding profusely down his face now, seethes with anger as he fumbles with the belt to his jeans. He wraps the ends around his hands and proceeds to strangle Dona with it as she thrashes and kicks on top of the car.

Tyler Brown: Ya think you’re a tough bitch, yeah? Ya think you’re fuckin’ tough?!

He finally lets up on the choking before climbing up onto the hood and goes for a cover.


Gasping for air, Dona kicks out of the cover and Tyler sits up, hitting her with a forearm across the jaw again before pulling her up onto the hood. He sets Dona up for a powerbomb but she drops to one knee and throws an arm up between his legs. Tyler doubles over, grabbing his crotch as Dona grabs him around the head with one arm and hits a Swinging Leg DDT, driving his head into the roof of the car. Tyler rolls off, hitting the ground hard as Dona gets to her feet. She waits for Tyler to get to his feet and jumps off, hitting a modified sort of diving hurricanrana. The momentum sends him into the side of another car and Dona goes for the cover again.


Tren and Sid are just absolutely brawling it out across the way. They’ve made their way up into the bed of a pickup truck where Sid looks like he has Tren on the edge - literally - throwing random handy work items at him from a tool box as Tren tries to cover up. Sid finally comes running in at the World Champion who catches him in his charge and shocks the surrounding group of onlookers with an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex that takes them both out of the bed of the truck with him crashing down on top of Sid. Tren grabs his pants leg and lifts the leg up for a cover, starting to look exhausted.


Tren sits back on his ass, sweating, panting, bleeding like a stuck pig but smiling like the maniac he is.

The brawl between the four continues with the referee unable to do much to stop them from damn near killing each other. He can only stand there and watch as the teams damage multiple cars and use everything but the kitchen sink on each other. Wait, no. There IS a kitchen sink, as Sid Robinson and Tyler Brown reveal one and collectively use it to try and smash it over Tren’s head. Tren gets his arms up, not for fear of the pain but because even with his lack of feeling, he knows what such a blow can do to his body. He grabs both men by the throat, looking for a double chokeslam but they catch him in the knees with kicks and go for a Double Suplex. They get it but as Sid goes for the cover, Dona Rotten runs in and basement dropkicks him in the side of the head for the save! Tyler Brown grabs Dona by the hair, pulling her to his feet again. He locks his hands around her throat and yells for Sid to get back up and go for the cover. He doesn’t see Tren rising up behind him like some hellish entity before he spins Tyler around and proceeds to hit him with Derailed V2 (Gutbuster -> DDT -> Running Senton). When Sid does start sitting up, Dona runs up and nails him with the Chainsaw Kick (Inverted Shining Wizard) as Tren picks up Tyler and delivers a devastating Bullet Train To Hell (Last of the Dragon). Tren and Dona both go for a cover so Senior Official James Greer drops down and slaps the ground with both hands.


Roger Arden: Here are your winners, by pinfall…DONA ROTTEN…and the World Heavyweight Champion…TREN DESCARRILADO!!

Nick Hanson: What an insane match that was folks! Great teamwork by the champion and one of his challengers at Ascension!

Jim Reynolds: Yeah, but I digress, Nicky. How long is this teamwork gonna last?! When are they gonna realize they can’t stay friends forever?!

Nick Hanson: We’ll see how it all unfolds but that’s all for now! For Jim Reynolds, I’m Nick Hanson! So long ladies and gentlemen!