Post by Steven Brody, CEO on Mar 26, 2022 11:00:43 GMT -8
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Pre-Show Match
Madoka Kawada: The following match is a Stairway to Heaven match, and it is for the Splat Multiuniversal Championship! Wrestlers will follow traditional ladder match rules with one major exception. You may only climb the ladder if you have the most recent pinfall or submission. There are no countouts, no disqualifications and the referee may stop the match if they feel a competitor can no longer continue. The winner is the person who legally climbs the ladder and retrieves the Multiuniversal Championship. Introducing first, the challenger.
Madoka Kawada: She is NFW’s contender for the Multiuniversal Champion. This is the “Cosmic Swan” Risa Jackson!!!
Risa smiles brightly and makes her way to the ring, high fiving fans as she goes. She does a full circuit of the ring, by the multitude of ladders stationed around the ringside area, before sliding in under the bottom rope. In the center of the ring, she spins three times before throwing her hand up to the sky again, and rainbow-colored pyro fires from all four ring posts before she backs into her corner. She glances up at the championship hanging high over the ring and awaits the start of the match.
Madoka Kawada: And her opponent…
Madoka Kawada: She is the current reigning and defending Splat Multiuniversal Champion. This is Kitty Dark!
The scenes flow between shots of Kitty’s life outside the ring, to match footage revealing a dark-haired woman beating the holy hell out of both men and women. The veteran herself steps out at the top of the ramp alone, bouncing on the balls of her feet as she rolls her shoulders, getting ready for battle. She strides purposefully towards the ring, pausing every few feet to glare haughtily at the fans that have the audacity to reach out to touch her. She climbs one of those ringside ladders and strikes a pose for a moment before hopping down to the floor. While the crowd showers her with hatred, she slides under the bottom rope and does a very cat-like yoga stretch. She seems utterly oblivious, although there’s definite malice in her eyes as she pulls her hair back into a messy ponytail, securing it with a plain black elastic band, all the while, she eyes her championship hanging high in the air.
Skylar Rayner: Welcome to NFW’s March Mayhem! You have not turned on the wrong wrestling show. We are kicking things off with a Stairway to Heaven match for the Splat Multiuniversal Championship. We will get you back to your typical NFW announce team right after this match. I’m Skylar Rayner and joining me as usual, Jazmin Davis.
Jazmin Davis: Thank you! And we are super excited to be here for March Mayhem. We have plenty of action set for you tonight, and we’re going to kick it off with a historic match between current champion Kitty Dark and her challenger tonight, Risa Jackson. If Kitty Dark wins this match, she will bump ahead of Sierra Silver as the move successful Multiuniversal Champion in the short history of this great belt. If Risa wins, she will become the sixth Multiuniversal Champion and face El Diablo Blanco for One Wrestle Movement next month.
The referee is explaining the rules once more and then he calls for the bell. Jackson and Dark circle each other in the ring before they lock up. Dark goes for a wild punch but Risa ducks, lifts Dark up and falls back, hotshotting Dark’s throat on the top rope. Dark clutches at her throat as she falls to the mat. Jackson quickly scales the corner turnbuckles and leaps off with “Heaven’s Fall” double footstomp and covers.
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Madoka Kawada: Ladder advantage: Risa Jackson!
Skylar Rayner: That was quick! Jackson with a pinfall, which means she has the advantage of climbing the ladder as long as she doesn’t get pinned by Kitty Dark!
Jazmin Davis: I won’t lie. I wasn’t expecting something that soon from either of these competitors.
Kitty is still clutching at her abdomen as Risa slides from the ring to gather a ladder. She slides it into the ring and then goes in after. Risa notices Kitty is rising, and she hits the ropes and connects with a baseball slide dropkick that sends Kitty under the bottom rope and to the floor.
Jazmin Davis: Smart move by the Cosmic Swan. Get Kitty out of the ring and then setup the ladder.
Jackson goes quickly for the ladder, moving to set it up in the center of the ring. Glancing up at the title, she scales up. Kitty is using the ring apron to get to her feet. Risa reaches for the title, but it’s just within an inch of her fingertips. Carefully, she takes another step up, but the crowd comes to life as Kitty slides into the ring. As Risa’s fingers brush against the leather of the strap, Kitty just charges at the ladder, knocking it over, sending Risa down. She lands stomach first on the top rope and then bounces over and lands hard on the floor outside.
Skylar Rayner: That was harsh. Jackson takes a hard landing outside of the ring, but what’s the champ up to?
Jazmin Davis: She’s gonna take that belt, that’s what she’s gonna do.
Kitty sets back up the ladder and climbs, but the referee warns her that Risa has the ladder advantage.
Jazmin Davis: The champ has to be careful. If she brings the title down and it falls into Jackson’s hands, we have a new champion.
Kitty glances up at the title again and then climbs back down to the mat. She drops to the floor and then rolls out to the floor where she’s hit with a leg lariat by Risa Jackson and sent to the floor. Risa tries to slide back into the ring, but Kitty grabs her by the legs and just pulls and Risa lands hard, face first, onto the ringside floor.
Kitty takes a moment to catch her breath before reaching down and pulling Risa up by the hair and runs her face first into the nearest ladder, knocking the ladder over as Risa spills down onto the floor.
Skylar Rayner: All legal stuff happening in this ladder match. All Splat title matches are no-countout and no-disqualification.
Jazmin Davis: That was a hard shot taken my the challenger. Kitty has to get her back in the ring and gain a pinfall before she can climb the ladder.
As if reading Jazmin’s mind, Kitty pulls up Jackson and brings her to the ring and rolls her inside. She quickly scrambles in and cradles Risa up.
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Jazmin Davis: Kitty needs that pinfall in order to climb the ladder.
Kitty rises to her feet, folds the ladder, and places it against the corner.
Skylar Rayner: Dark with some bad intentions here, I feel.
Pulling Risa up to her feet, Kitty grabs her by the wrist and whips her towards the ladder in the corner, but Risa reverses it, then pulls Kitty close enough to lift her up and drops her with a back suplex right on the steel ladder.
Skylar Rayner: Kitty is down!
Madoka Kawada: Reminder that the ladder advantage belongs to Risa Jackson.
Jazmin Davis: Looks like Kitty hit that ladder hard. She appears to be bleeding from the back of her head.
Risa quickly goes for the ladder, but the impact of driving Kitty through it has bent one leg. Instead, she drags it to the center of the ring and as Kitty gets to her feet, Risa scoops her up and slams her hard on the ladder.
Risa runs to the turnbuckle and SWAN DIVE from the top, but Kitty rolls off the ladder and Risa crashes hard, back first on the steel ladder.
Risa rolls off, clutching her back as Kitty struggles to her feet. Kitty runs to the ropes and springboards off with a meteora! She covers!
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Madoka Kawada: The ladder advantage switches to Kitty Dark!
Skylar Rayner: And just like that, everything changes. Kitty Dark now has the advantage and can climb the ladder while Risa has to come back and score a pinfall before she can try for the belt.
Kitty rolls from the ring to find a functioning ladder and slides it into the ring. When she gets back inside, she pulls up Risa by the mask and tosses her over the top rope and to the floor on the outside.
Jazmin Davis: That’s one way to get rid of the competition, the question is if it buys her enough time.
Kitty struggles with the ladder before finally getting it set up in the center of the ring. The crowd is chanting for Risa as Kitty painstakingly takes step after step. She gets about halfway up and reaches up to see if she can reach the belt, but she’s still a good distance off.
The chants are getting louder as Risa stirs on the floor.
Skylar Rayner: The champ needs to hurry if she’s going to get that belt.
Jazmin Davis: She’s been in a hard fought match.
As Risa uses the ring apron to pull herself up, Kitty climbs up the ladder, taking step after step until her fingers can brush against the title bed. The crowd is cheering on their local favorite as Risa makes it to the apron.
Skylar Rayner: Jackson is going to need to hurry!
Kitty grabs onto the leather strap of the championship. Suddenly, Risa leaps up and springboards off the top rope and lands right on the ladder. This causes the ladder to shake, and it also forces Kitty Dark to move back down a couple of steps. The two combatants exchange blows on the ladder.
Jazmin Davis: Risa can’t go for the title, but she needs to at least stop Kitty Dark who has the advantage.
Risa hits Kitty hard, causing her to drop a couple of steps down the ladder. Kitty, however, reaches through the rungs and pulls on Risa’s foot, causing her to fall back. Her foot hangs on the step and Risa is upside down, hanging from the ladder. Quickly, Kitty drops to the mat and runs the rope and just nails Risa hard in the side of the head with a knee.
Skylar Rayner: Oh my God. Risa may be knocked out.
Kitty scrambles back to the ladder as Risa hangs there limp and climbs. The crowd is chanting for Risa and as Kitty nears the top, Risa stirs. Still hanging from the ladder, Risa glances around and then uses her abs to pull herself up and grab onto the ladder.
Meanwhile, Kitty has her hand on the title and trying to unlatch it from the hook.
Risa grabs a step and pulls herself up, but as she reaches for Kitty to stop her, the belt comes free and the bell rings.
Madoka Kawada: The winner of the match and STILL Champion of the Multiverse! Kitty Dark!
Skylar Rayner: Risa Jackson was no pushover here. She pinned Dark minutes into the match and had this been a normal match, she would be the new champ.
Jazmin Davis: Rules are rules and Kitty Dark takes one step closer to Red Blood Cell with a third and final meeting with Mary Ellen Harrison, but first she has to get by the challenge next month of El Diablo Blanco.
Skylar Rayner: We want to thank everyone at NFW for hosting us for the third time. And everyone watching at home, please enjoy the rest of March Mayhem! For everyone at Splat, we’ll see you again next month!
Winner: Kitty Dark
Result: Stairway To Heaven
SPLAT Championship Retained
Result: Stairway To Heaven
SPLAT Championship Retained
MARCH MAYHEM BEGINS SOON!!