Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2022 17:06:28 GMT -8
The feed cuts to a secret underground bunker at an undisclosed location. NFW Perseverance Champion Hayley Halsey is standing by and there is virtually no noise surrounding her. She is wearing a "FUCK GRIFFIN HAWKINS" t-shirt and she has no shame whatsoever as she begins to speak.
Hayley Halsey: WELCOME to the STATE OF THE HAYLEY address! As you can see, I am in my BUNKER, protecting myself from all forms of harm. I don't know how NFW is still alive after all of this time but... well... yeah...
Fuck my life...
But we're not here to talk about that. No, I am here to address GRIFFIN HAWKINS and all the LIES he spewed about me tonight. I wrote them all down on a LIST you see, and I am going to rebut all the lies he put out there. So yeah, let's get started.
Lie number one: this is the company that gave her abilities
First off... what does that even MEAN and secondly? The LIE here is that I was already a made star before I even came to NFW! Get your facts straight GRIFFIN!
Lie number two: This match doesn't cater to Hayley's strengths. She can't pin me, she can't make me submit, and she sure as hell won't be able to hide behind a third combatant as they do most of the grunt work while she swoops in and picks the bones like a vulture.
LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE!
So many LIES! You can't say that I 'can't pin you' because THAT IS WHAT I DID AT WRESTLEWAR DUMBASS! So this whole thing with TLC... not my match but... you know... I HAVE MY WAYS! Look at ALL of these insinuations and EXCUSES for why I won my Perseverance Championship to begin with. Insinuating that I 'hid behind a third combatant that did most of the grunt work'? REALLY? FUCKING LIE! It's called TAKING ADVANTAGE OF AN OPPORTUNITY, GRIFFIN! I DESERVE to be Perseverance Champion! I EARNED that title! I was the best wrestler of the three that night. What matters is the OUTCOME! PERIOD! That's ALL that matters! Who wins and who loses is all that matters, DUMBASS! Who CARES about how it happened. You'd know that if you weren't so busy banging Stacy Jones by the locker room water fountain BITCH! OH I BET YOUR WIFE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT, DID SHE?
Lie Number three: Nothing is going to stop me from taking back my title.
LIE! IT'S NOT YOUR TITLE! IT's MINE! Secondly, I AM going to stop you because I am SICK of you always interfering with my life and my career. This all started because of YOU back in this shitty ass, now dead company called EMPIRE WRESTLING where I was going for the National title and for no reason you decided to say that you wanted it as a personal INSULT and as a personal FUCK YOU to me because you have had it out for me since the very beginning! I am tired of this shit GRIFFIN! I am exhausted with your ass! You stalk me ever since December because you're a sore loser! PERIOD! END OF STORY! I will stop you from winning! I WILL FIND A WAY TO SHOCK THE WORLD AGAIN!
Hold on, I got a text message...
Hayley pauses to read her text message.
Hayley Halsey: I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A PROMO, JASON! GOD! Don't worry, give me another few minutes then you can fuck my brains out...
ANYWAYS...
THREAT ALERT!
I will put you through a table if I have to. I will bash your skull in with a chair if I have to. I will throw you off this ladder if I have to...
THIS IS A VIOLENT THREAT! Period! You and your small dick syndrome need to make threats to me because when I took my title from you, I TOOK YOUR MANHOOD TOO! You want your manhood back because your wife kicks you out of bed! Your BALLS are in my purse, BITCH! The ONLY reason why I am going to be at Collision next week is to get MY new title and that's IT... and I will hire a special team of HAYLEY HALSEY JUSTICE FIGHTERS to make sure that NOBODY puts their hands on me! I will have PROTECTION... the same protection DADDY HAWKINS SHOULD'VE USED WHEN HE FUCKED YOUR MOM NINE MONTHS BEFORE YOU WERE BORN!
I will win this war GRIFFIN! You may think you have taken out everything around me... but as a fair warning... I ALWAYS FIND A WAY!
Now stick that in your guitar and smash it... BITCH... it's not like you're capable of smashing your wife these days anyway...
...unless your guitar is your wife...
...which wouldn't surprise me...
WHATEVER! I am OUT!
Hayley abruptly shuts off the camera.
Hayley Halsey: WELCOME to the STATE OF THE HAYLEY address! As you can see, I am in my BUNKER, protecting myself from all forms of harm. I don't know how NFW is still alive after all of this time but... well... yeah...
Fuck my life...
But we're not here to talk about that. No, I am here to address GRIFFIN HAWKINS and all the LIES he spewed about me tonight. I wrote them all down on a LIST you see, and I am going to rebut all the lies he put out there. So yeah, let's get started.
Lie number one: this is the company that gave her abilities
First off... what does that even MEAN and secondly? The LIE here is that I was already a made star before I even came to NFW! Get your facts straight GRIFFIN!
Lie number two: This match doesn't cater to Hayley's strengths. She can't pin me, she can't make me submit, and she sure as hell won't be able to hide behind a third combatant as they do most of the grunt work while she swoops in and picks the bones like a vulture.
LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE!
So many LIES! You can't say that I 'can't pin you' because THAT IS WHAT I DID AT WRESTLEWAR DUMBASS! So this whole thing with TLC... not my match but... you know... I HAVE MY WAYS! Look at ALL of these insinuations and EXCUSES for why I won my Perseverance Championship to begin with. Insinuating that I 'hid behind a third combatant that did most of the grunt work'? REALLY? FUCKING LIE! It's called TAKING ADVANTAGE OF AN OPPORTUNITY, GRIFFIN! I DESERVE to be Perseverance Champion! I EARNED that title! I was the best wrestler of the three that night. What matters is the OUTCOME! PERIOD! That's ALL that matters! Who wins and who loses is all that matters, DUMBASS! Who CARES about how it happened. You'd know that if you weren't so busy banging Stacy Jones by the locker room water fountain BITCH! OH I BET YOUR WIFE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT, DID SHE?
Lie Number three: Nothing is going to stop me from taking back my title.
LIE! IT'S NOT YOUR TITLE! IT's MINE! Secondly, I AM going to stop you because I am SICK of you always interfering with my life and my career. This all started because of YOU back in this shitty ass, now dead company called EMPIRE WRESTLING where I was going for the National title and for no reason you decided to say that you wanted it as a personal INSULT and as a personal FUCK YOU to me because you have had it out for me since the very beginning! I am tired of this shit GRIFFIN! I am exhausted with your ass! You stalk me ever since December because you're a sore loser! PERIOD! END OF STORY! I will stop you from winning! I WILL FIND A WAY TO SHOCK THE WORLD AGAIN!
Hold on, I got a text message...
Hayley pauses to read her text message.
Hayley Halsey: I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A PROMO, JASON! GOD! Don't worry, give me another few minutes then you can fuck my brains out...
ANYWAYS...
THREAT ALERT!
I will put you through a table if I have to. I will bash your skull in with a chair if I have to. I will throw you off this ladder if I have to...
THIS IS A VIOLENT THREAT! Period! You and your small dick syndrome need to make threats to me because when I took my title from you, I TOOK YOUR MANHOOD TOO! You want your manhood back because your wife kicks you out of bed! Your BALLS are in my purse, BITCH! The ONLY reason why I am going to be at Collision next week is to get MY new title and that's IT... and I will hire a special team of HAYLEY HALSEY JUSTICE FIGHTERS to make sure that NOBODY puts their hands on me! I will have PROTECTION... the same protection DADDY HAWKINS SHOULD'VE USED WHEN HE FUCKED YOUR MOM NINE MONTHS BEFORE YOU WERE BORN!
I will win this war GRIFFIN! You may think you have taken out everything around me... but as a fair warning... I ALWAYS FIND A WAY!
Now stick that in your guitar and smash it... BITCH... it's not like you're capable of smashing your wife these days anyway...
...unless your guitar is your wife...
...which wouldn't surprise me...
WHATEVER! I am OUT!
Hayley abruptly shuts off the camera.
