Post by Steven Brody, CEO on Sept 6, 2021 10:06:45 GMT -8
Nick Hanson: Hello, welcome and thank you for joining us, ladies and gentlemen! The time has finally come!!!
Miranda Augustino: LET THE TOURNAMENT BEGIN, BITCHES!!!!
Nick Hanson: This is it, folks. The Vlad Blackheart Memorial Tournament has arrived, the 4th of its kind. For those of you joining us for the first time, my name is Nick Hanson. I’m being joined by, not my usual broadcast colleague, Miranda Augustino. We normally work different shows but we’ve called shows together in the past, eh Mir?
Miranda Augustino: Simón, carnal! We buddies!
Miranda gives Nick a playful slug in the arm, hard enough to make him wince a little.
Nick Hanson: Wish everyone would stop hitting me this year.
Miranda Augustino: What, you want us to hit you next year.
Nick Hanson: I’d prefer it if you all stop at all!!!
Miranda Augustino: Hey, chillax buddy! We got a tournament to call.
Nick Hanson: That we do! Twenty men and women combined from our two rosters, vying for the honor of headlining our biggest show at the end of the year, Wrestle War! All in honor of one of the greatest men we knew, born and raised right here in Chicago! You can hear it from the crowd. These people love him!
Miranda Augustino: Yo, Nicky! How about that video package?
Nick Hanson: That was a great tribute to a great man and a great professional wrestler.
Miranda Augustino: Fucking CHILLS, man!!!
Nick Hanson: Vlad, to this day, you are sorely missed but we’re gonna carry on like you’d have wanted us to.
Miranda Augustino: Hell yeah, man.
Nick Hanson: And right now? We’re gonna do so by getting this tournament started!
Miranda Augustino: FUCK YEAH, MAN!!!
Inside the ring, Collision ring announcer stands in the center with a microphone.
Roger Arden: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Vlad Blackheart Memorial Tournament!